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AlexClaireSX
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
Bisexual Female, 60

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Quote by Darkfire
Just about sums up the expectations of some of our new "swingers" doesnt it. rolleyes

DITTO
Quote by fembernie
Some of you already know this - Me and Bassman got engaged on Christmas Day so now need to sort out a wedding date :happy: :happy: Once we have this fixed we will let you know as I am sure we will have some sort of Munch to celebrate this event. :beer:
We will keep you posted

Congrats to the both of you drinkies
Could this be another venture out of Essex for the Disco gear?????? lol
PM me if so
Luv Alex_DJ
Late as usual!!
OK....... A HUGE 'Thank-You' to all who made it on Wednesday night....It was truly brill!!!
Great to see the 'Oldies' as well as the 'Newbies'!!! lol
Too many names to mention really except......
Marcuso of course, the 'cabaret' act gets better and better....just needs some microphone etiquette!!!! rolleyes
kazswallows As gorgeous as ever sillyhwoar:
Steph He he he...You did 'dare' me hun but I will take my punishment smackbottom
Vicky For the egg n bacon sarnies before the long and bloody freezing journey back to Essex (When I went to de-ice the (t)rusty van at it was minus 9 ffs!!!!
Debbiwebs Am I forgiven yet???? If so... DEFFO next time!!!! lol hump
BPD A truly wonderful fellow 'Southerner! wink
Stuart & Tanina (GREAT dress hun) Pebs & Demon Julie WBB & Tongue The Pleasures etc. etc. etc
Look forward to the next one Marcuso........
And yes....... It was my Fire Extinguisher!!!!!
Luv Alex_DJ xxx XXX
Oh!!!!.....And have a WOMBLING HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
Yippee!!
One more sleep 'til the drag up the M1!!!
Please please no more snow 'til I get back to Essex on Thurs morn!!! :fuckinghell:
See you all tomorrow night
Luv Alex_DJ
Quote by Marcuso

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Blatantly stolen from Dambuster
Blatantly stolen from Angelchat

OMG!!! Emoticon OVERLOAD!!!!
FIVE days to go!!!
Luv Alex_DJ xxx XXX
Quote by stuartrossy1
watching the oldies of the office get up and rock and roll like your grandad does!

Thinks Hmmm....... Perhaps should play Rock 'n' Roll all night to see what the reaction would be!!!!! rolleyes smackbottom :evil2:
ONE WEEK TO GO!!!!
Luv Alex_DJ
Quote by DreamerHelen
if there are any DJ's that are coming that would be willing to donate their services I would be very much appreciated as the cost of hiring a DJ is outrageous!!
I will pass a hat round for the DJ later in the evening so you will not go without.
If you would like to DJ for us then please PM me....you must have your own Equipment.

Ahhhh... But you get what you pay for!!! :doh:
And I have my own equipment thank you...... Never had any complaints about that!!! lol
PM me if you want any requests as we are for Marcuso's Xmas do....See you on the 4th
Luv Alex_DJ
Quote by well_busty_babe
who can i vouch for???
lol

Vouch for???? Well you can bloody well come and say 'Hi' to me this time rather than ignore me like you did at Marcuso's Birthday Bash!!! smackbottom :smackbottom:
Yes Essex's most traveled DJ is on the road again :thumbup:
See you on the 4th
Luv Alex_DJ xxx XXX
i said hello, its just that your bloody music was soo loud you could not hear me! lol
promise to make it up to you next time hun!
wink :twisted:
Did you really hun??? Then I TRULY apologise!!! worship :worship:
See you then!!
Luv Alex_DJ
Used to live 2 miles from there so glad I moved!!!
Seriously...hope the injured people get well soon
Alex_DJ
Sad day :cry: :cry:
'See no Evil, Hear no Evil' just soooooo funny rotflmao Perhaps not very PC correct in these times though......
Another great comic goes to 'The Comedy Club' in the sky
RIP
Alex_DJ
Quote by HuxleyNSusie
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Your bloody 'l' and 'o' keys stuck again??? There is one 'llol' and two 'lollol' in there Am I being picky??? lol lol banghead
Quote by Sexysteph
smackbottom Alex you know yer sexy so stop fishing for compliments :smackbottom:
errrrrrrrrrrr a biot is a hybrid of a bit and a lot of a bump lol thought everyone knew that wink
How are the requests cumming - Your pm link is getting enough fecking airtime :wink:
Steph

A few on the thread before it was locked and some by PM hun :karaoke:
Luv Alex_DJ
Quote by well_busty_babe
who can i vouch for???
lol

Vouch for???? Well you can bloody well come and say 'Hi' to me this time rather than ignore me like you did at Marcuso's Birthday Bash!!! smackbottom :smackbottom:
Yes Essex's most traveled DJ is on the road again :thumbup:
See you on the 4th
Luv Alex_DJ xxx XXX
Quote by Sexysteph
ok a little biot of a bump up the board for a very sexy hunk biggrin

Awwww Thank you hun... You mean you weren't talking about me??? DAMN! lol
Errrr..............What's a biot????
Luv Alex_DJ xxx XXX
Tuesday night???
Should be OK unless I'm DJ'ing!!!!
Will let you know hun
LuvAlex_DJ xxx XXX
Hiya
Deffo OK for party Not sure about The Girls coming because of work comitments Will let you know nearer the time if that's OK
Will need a place to crash however unless I get an invite for 'afters' from someone!!! lol
Luv Alex_DJ xxx XXX
Quote by Happy Cats
Would that be the Huddersfield about to be humiliated by Worcester City?
lol

Errrrr NO Just won 1-0 AND with 10 men!!!
Bring on Chelsea in the New Year!!!!
Luv Alex_DJ
Quote by Happy Cats
Would that be the Huddersfield about to be humiliated by Worcester City?
lol

Probably... We bloody lost to Accrington Stanley 1-0 last year!!
Quote by bi_tri_some
that would be most pleasant and hopefully it would upset their impressive league form too

Joint top of the league as of this week....And we're above Southend!!!
Luv Alex_DJ
Unfortunately a few hundred miles away but hey.....
I think I'm Basildon's only Huddersfield Town supporter......
Up 'The Terriers' !!!
However... Good luck and welcome to the site :welcome:
Alex_DJ
Quote by Chardonnay
Awwww bless... your a honey ... mwahhhhhh wink

I know Think I prefer your old avatar though.... Memories..................... :wink: :wink:
Luv Alex DJ
Quote by BiEssexCouple
No...
bit of a Ritzy Cracker maybe...!!! lol.... wink

Oh She's a cracker alright!!!! :wink:
Luv Alex DJ
Quote by seperated_male43
sorry have to agree with AlexDJ here once the word dare is mentioned its a must do hehehehe is gonne keep quiet at this party lol

Thank You M8 For that I (might) buy you a drink on the night!!! :cheers:
Luv Alex DJ
Quote by Sexysteph

errrrr dunno Alex lol (just be warned I have brought bulk buy listerine strips and can use them very very effectively wink )

I'm scared.... VERY VERY scared!!!! :shock: :giveup:
Quote by Stuart_Tanina
We'd like to know too surprised Don't keep us in suspenders ............. oooooooopssss meant suspense redface

Well.......... It's a song by little furry critters who live on Wimbledon Common!!! :taz:
C'mon Steph... You DID DARE me to!!!!
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX
PMSL Alex b..b..bb...........but my exact words were DON'T YOU DARE...
:lol: :lol:
Ahhhhhh But hun the word mentioned wasDARE.. so that's good enough for me!!! :wink:
Luv AlexDJ
Quote by Sexysteph
errrrr dunno Alex lol (just be warned I have brought bulk buy listerine strips and can use them very very effectively wink )

I'm scared.... VERY VERY scared!!!! :shock: :giveup:
Quote by Stuart_Tanina
We'd like to know too surprised Don't keep us in suspenders ............. oooooooopssss meant suspense redface

Well.......... It's a song by little furry critters who live on Wimbledon Common!!! :taz:
C'mon Steph... You DID DARE me to!!!!
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX
Quote by Sexysteph
Please give him a lot to do so he DOES NOT PLAY THAT BLOODY RECORD. :lol2:

Record???? Which record is that Steph???????
Alex DJ
Quote by DreamerHelen
But apart from that, will we have Karaoke by any chance?

Sorry hun I don't have the 'equipment' for that!!!!!!
Luv Alex DJ
Quote by Sexysteph
SORRY!!!
It's there now!!!! redface surprisedops: :oops:
Luv Alex DJ

T'aint yet lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Are you sure you are only 65 ....................................... /bolt
Alex ..... Gorgeous you do have to hit submit wink
Give me time to bloody type it ffs!!!!!
Luv Alex DJ
Bit late I know!!! SORRY!!
As it looks like Marcuso's Xmas Party will be at a venue rather than at his house, he once again has asked me to DJ So......... after forgetting lots of requests while chatting, going to the bar, the loo etc I thought I'd get people attending to PM me their requests so I can print them off on the night
I've already got one...(Thank You Steph!!! He he he )
But PLEASE.... NO Des O'Connor or Max Bygraves!!!! Thank you!!!! lol
I await your requests with interest!!! rolleyes worship
Luv Alex DJ
Just to let you know I've managed to get Thursday off from the dairy so it's all systems GO Woo Hoooo!!! :
There's also a thread in The Cafe regarding requests :thumbup:
Luv Alex DJ