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Quote by Sexysteph
Just don't you dare play "wombling merry christmas" or I might just do you bodily damage.
(ever since that tober_____ bloody mory nick joined and I did the search on the name have had the bloody songs going round in my head at the weirdest times)
Hiya to the gorgeous girls - will be great to see them again wink
Steph kiss

Oh dear Steph you REALLY shouldn't have 'dared' me hun!!
It's downloading as I type this!!! lol
Actually As this is a post Chrimbo gig then you'll find there will be NO Xmas records played as they go back in the box after Xmas Eve's gig.......believe me You get totally p*ssed off with them after continuous playing from Dec 1st!!! lol
Quote by kazswallows
In that case can I look after the girls :rascal: :wink: biggrin

The Girls say OK..... you and marcuso can fight for that privelige then!!! duel
Luv Alex DJ
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Just replied to Marcuso's 'Thank-you' thread so it has got me thinking...... :idea: :idea:
As I have difficulty in remembering requests.. (It's an 'age' thing...lol rolleyes redface ) perhaps anybody going could PM me with a request if they want one then I can print them off for the night??
(Expects a FULL PM box of obscure requests now!!!!!)
Luv Alex DJ
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Hiya
Further to my txt, as the 28th is a Wednesday night (And some of us have to WORK between Xmas and New-Year mad ) I've managed to get cover for one job, just got to see the big boss of the dairy to see if I can wangle Thurs morn off!!!!
Anyway, shouldn't be a prob so can you put us down for THREE spaces as The Girls want to come as well!!!
Alex DJ

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WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring the disco gear mate...........and while you're busy with the disco I'll keep the girls amused......lol

CHEEKY B*STARD!!!!
Just for that I'm going to put the WHOLE evenings music on Mini-Disc so I can 'mingle' as well... something I didn't get to do at your birthday bash 'cos I was too busy!!!
Apologies for that as there was some people I didn't get to meet and some people I met only very briefly (sorry AlexNHannah!!!)
See you after Chrimbo!!!!
Luv Alex DJ and The Girls xxx XXX
PS..... Stop doctoring peoples quotes by changing colour, size, style of fonts etc. just to big yourself up!!!!! lol
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Hiya
Further to my txt, as the 28th is a Wednesday night (And some of us have to WORK between Xmas and New-Year mad ) I've managed to get cover for one job, just got to see the big boss of the dairy to see if I can wangle Thurs morn off!!!!
Anyway, shouldn't be a prob so can you put us down for THREE spaces as The Girls want to come as well!!!
Alex DJ
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FINALLY!!!
Got the chance to post...... Won't say much as so much has been said in the thread before...however... a few personal 'thank-you's':-
Marcuso For letting me do your party It was a privelege... My most 'Northern' gig yet!!
Kaz For the badge...Will PM you with details for the Xmas do as we will be a '3' this time around!! :shock:
Horous For the DJ compliments I know how bitchy fellow DJ's can be to each other!!! lol biggrin
Steph For getting me TOTALLY lost in Leicester!! And yes..... We WERE talking about DJ'ing.... What the f*ck do you expect us to do going 70mph (Honestly officer!!) Southbound on the M1!!! :P
Pebbles Better watch my back now!!!!... However.... I DO have an interesting picture of you and ........ on my digital!!! wink lol
And finally... Everyone who took the trouble to turn up...some I got the chance to meet and chat to if only very briefly (AlexNHannah especially) some I didn't (Tongue and WBB.. you were there and didn't say 'Hi!?)
Here's to the next one....Oh!!!... I see it's already arranged!!
And finally..again!! Apologies if you didn't get your request played... so many to do and so many people saying 'Hi'.... I had CD's all over the place!!! And if I do that venue again Can we put the Disco somewhere else as the floor was so bouncy it was making the CD's skip!!
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX
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Quote by tabbi
tabbi.....You have a PM biggrin
Alex DJ

Looking....not seeing one lol
B*LLOX!!
Sent you a PM to ask if you wanted a lift BUT obviously it's too late now!! mad
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Bloody Hell!!! :shock:
only 2 weeks to go now!!!!
Put me down for the 'Hand Holding Thingie' as long as it's fairly early on in the evening
I can always stick a Mini-Disc in for background music!!
See you all there......can't wait...gonna be good
Oh!.... and still have a seat free for the journey up and back
PM me
Luv Alex DJ
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Quote by mistress_sassy
Do I not get a choice then?
Hmmm and I choose.......... (ok who wants to bribe me?)

Aha!!!!!!............... NOW I know why she said 'Hi' to me in the chatroom and I didn't know who she was!! redface rolleyes
So what kind of bribe you after??? (You can have a ride in my van if you like!!!!!!)
Chard..... Just to let you know, should be there about
Look forward to it
Luv Alex DJ
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Hi babes
Gonna REALLY try and make this if poss
Can I be on the list pretty please???????
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX
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Err...Forgotten someone on the list have we??????? lol
Have a spare seat if someone wants to fuel share with me and can put up with being seen in a Maestro Van (A much modified one though!!!) Bring a paper bag!!!! :shock:
I will be leaving Essex about noon on the Sat going A13 M25 M1 Coming back on the Sun about the same time
Either PM me or Marcuso who will give you my moby number
Look forward to meeting friends old and new on the 12th biggrin
Luv Alex DJ
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Hiya
Just to let you know everything OK for the 12th
Will be coming up mid-afternoon
See you then Can't wait to meet friends old and new
Alex DJ
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Been driving around the area today testing the DJ van out (Just put a new engine in) when in the opposite direction comes a white Fiesta, reg B1LKO. Having not met Sarge, and his avatar being an incredible likeness to Phil Silvers, I wasn't sure if it was him!!! Although the person driving it wasn't wearing Army fatigues, but a nice pink T-shirt covering up an impressive pair of breasts!!!
So.... has The Sarge moved and more importantly is he not telling us something!?!?!?!?
Alex DJ
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Quote by Chardonnay
I cant remember if i was shit faced........... oops ......... or who i snogged redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Infact ive only just recovered, thanks to all of you who came and made the night a success biggrin

That's REALLY bad if you can't remember if you were drunk or not.....But not quite as bad as forgetting details about the night I came around!!!!!!! rolleyes
Luv Alex xxx XXX
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Quote by tigersgobounce69
Dont agree with street racing (mr Tiggs) but we have all done it at some point in time. The Southend Cruise is worth looking at, it is now an organised event, once a month and even the police turn up in Lotus, Evo 's and other high spec cars. so when they do try racing on the A127 on the way home, the police can keep up.
A lot of cars from out of town now come down for it and some of the cars are really nice, spec up kits and engines to match and some even have the sounds to match.
Personally, just give me the sounds.

A Lotus with blues and two's on??? Now there's a thought!!!..........lol
Most of you who inhabit the forum or chatroom will know of my love for cars of a 'different' persuasion, mainly Yanks and over 25 year olds (cars that is....well.......)
Claire is the same having owned a PINK kitted out, Cossie spoilered Capri in the past (Must dig out a piccie and post it!!) She currently has a red RS Turbo Cabriolet...A true Essex girl!!! lol
The van I currently use for DJ'ing is not exactly standard either It's a Maestro Van (Yeah I know....you can laugh!!!) It's lowered 3" alround, has 17" alloys, MG front bumper, grille etc. fitted with a 2 litre turbo diesel A few more subtle body mods to do and then a paint job as well and it'll be done. Hopefully will be done for Marcuso's birthday so you can come and admire/take the piss out of then!!!
Oh and by the way....... Somebody tell the 'boy'-racers that it is totally un-cool to do burn-outs in a front-wheel drive car?? Leave it to rear-wheel drive's preferably fitted with LSD and a line-lock!!!! (That's limited slip differential by the way!!!)
Alex DJ
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Sorry babes
Gonna have to take me off the list, just had a booking come through for that date that I can't turn down.... money!!! rolleyes
Let me know when the next is
Luv Alex DJ
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Quote by Jas-Tim
The music was pretty hideous and frankly I refuse to do aerobics on a dance floor (cha cha slide numerous times mad ) Finally I got a bit of Tainted Love and Love Shack and that was my lot.

DJ's like that give us real DJ's a bad name!!! lol I bet he had a rope light as well!!!!
And Blue...... Your neigbours didn't invite you to their party??? They must know of your reputation!!! lol (Just joshing)
Actually, our neighbours don't invite us to theirs either
Luv Alex DJ xxx XXX
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Quote by RocketRon
I am gonna go for it too and take the risk...
My favourite song at the moment is Lonely by AKON

Oh God!!!! I know we all have our own tastes but that is just so godamn AWFUL!! Another bloody chipmunk track!!!
Gotta school disco this week so am gonna have to download it!!! mad
Alex DJ xxx XXX
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I'm 44 Claire is 40 and Cameron is 21
That makes me over twice her age!!!!! :shock: :shock: biggrin
Alex xxx XXX
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Quote by Sexysteph
mmmmmmmm putting you down Alex ...... would prefer getting you up winkevil :evil: Is this one place or three?

Prob just me so you can have me ALL to yourself all night!!!! lol biggrin :wink:
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Quote by curious_catz
my least fave question is "have you got a cam?"

And our answer to that is.... .Yes we have actually and she's gorgeous!!!'
This usually confuses them
For the people who don't know... our 'cam' is Cameron, our longterm live-in girlfriend
Alex DJ
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