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Quote by naughtynymphos1
in the pub toilets with her parents waiting for us outside.
Sail Locker of a racing yacht

don't mead to be a prude but i can never see the attraction of public loos with everyone else germs etc floating about and dryed up wee stains lol
This one definitely says mead - 1 over the 8 perhaps???
OK, so we now know that there is plenty of music out there to shag to - if I buy all the recommendations I'll be broke - how about some unusual locations to shag in... Let me start the ball rolling with the reading room of a library....
Good grief at this rate I am going to be spending a fortune on cd's!
Quote by x-man0223
i decided that i needed some ginsters pepper steak slices last night about 2 am and ended up driving around cambridge for about 45 mins untill i had brought 3 as every where i went either had only 1 or none at all i ended up driving to the tesco at bar hill(BIG TESCO) which is 12 miles away so lou i know what you mean when you want it you just got to go and find it

I worked for Ginsters for a while - if only you knew you'd run a mile from 'em.....
Quote by Debbiewebs
Take it from me....
Take what from you? I take nothing from nobody!

but hang on!!
Am hanging on - but for what?
We all have to let go.....
Give us a brake
OK Take Five!
Quote by cc_7up
Who wears the skirts then?
wink
cc_7up

Not you tender southerners that's for sure.... And believe me nothing, absolutely NOTHING is worn under the kilt!
Quote by cc_7up
Ahaa. I see that it's against the law up there,eh!
Well you scots are most welcome to come down here as often as you like if you don't make off with everyones front lawn turf as before when you ripped up the old wembly pitch!
lol
cc_7up

Standing up fro the Celts (as a true Cornishman) I spent too many years in England and hvve found things very much to my liking up here in Scotland, the women particulary, and have not yet found the need for clubs just decent pubs where I have found plenty of willing women.
Good for you mate. More for us then! :lol:
cc_7up
Yeah that's a fact the Scottish women are much much better!
Quote by Debbiewebs
Take it from me....
Take what from you? I take nothing from nobody!

but hang on!!
Am hanging on - but for what?
We all have to let go.....
Quote by cc_7up
Ahaa. I see that it's against the law up there,eh!
Well you scots are most welcome to come down here as often as you like if you don't make off with everyones front lawn turf as before when you ripped up the old wembly pitch!
lol
cc_7up

Standing up fro the Celts (as a true Cornishman) I spent too many years in England and hvve found things very much to my liking up here in Scotland, the women particulary, and have not yet found the need for clubs just decent pubs where I have found plenty of willing women.
Take it from me....
Take what from you? I take nothing from nobody!
MJ Guilty or not? Who really gives a flying F whether or not he is guilty the point is we have to live with the decision. I am sitting on the fence with regard to my opinion, but you can guarantee one thing he will be being watched so closely now that if he even farts in front of a kid he will be back in the dock again....
Quote by chazxx
Totally irrelevant but I’m still on a bit of high so thought I would post it anyway. I’m now at my desk with blisters on my feet, very sore legs and sun burn but it was worth it all and I’m still biggrin

Well done m8 much more than I would be prepared to do..... about 26 miles more!!!!
I think that the replies to my question prove one thing and that is that music seems to be equally as an important part of life as shagging... I always knew that it was for me, but it seems that I am in good company thanks to everyone for good replies and a few laughs long the way. They have also given me some thoughts for experimentation :bounce:
Quote by MikeNorth
Actually jazz music is very appropriate for sexual activity when you consider the probable origin of the word:
From the online etymological dictionary:
jazz
1909, , first recorded in lyrics of song "Uncle Josh in Society" ("One lady asked me if I danced the jazz ..."), where it apparently refers to a style of ragtime dancing; as a type of music (originally to accompany the dance), attested from 1913. Probably ult. from Creole patois jass "strenuous activity," especially "sexual intercourse" but also used of Congo dances, from jasm (1860) "energy, drive," of African origin (cf. Mandingo jasi, Temne yas), also the source of slang jism.

Mike.
True very true... I hadn't thought of that definition...
Quote by Silk and Big G
I see 'where youre coming from'

you were peeking when I pulled my socks up...
Quote by secretmaccamslag
BIX BEIDERBECKE????????? LOLO. You are kidding, yep? If I had Bix on the gramaphone while I had a big fat pound of flesh inside me I'd be reminded of James Bolam in the Alan Plater's trilogy, NOT of the hot fingers/tongue/flesh belonging to the guy/gal inside me! (sorry, got carried away there)
But BIX?

Ah but he had one hot horn.... Apologies for being a jazz freak...
Quote by Silk and Big G
Yeah perhaps were finding it hard to 'relate' to it perhaps we should 'give it some space' so it can 'find some perspective' and 'reground itself' .

Yeah it should pull itself together....
Thanks for some good ideas - a couple have even sparked ideas for poems....
I think we're in agreement here - if we are then the other party must also be barking mad!
Quote by Happy Cats
Hes a man of few words - probably doesnt understand whats going on then

He probably can't understand either of them...
see you later - when they have absoutely no intention of being anywhere in the vicinity...
that hit the spot - which spot the G spot???
keep your cool - if I wanted to keep my cool (whatever that is) I'd put it in the fridge...
I am interested to find out what other people's favourite piece, or pieces, of music to shag to is/are; I have several favourites of my own most of them jazz and by Bix Beiderbecke. I'm just a curious soul really and feeding my lust for ideas for short stories...
Quote by chazxx
Can I just add that I find it really annoying when people use the avatar sizer for advert pics? It makes the pic way too small to see any detail properly..... how am I meant to perv then?? :twisted:

redface thats what I done oops.
I can offer a pic resizing sevice just mail me the pic I'll resize it and send it back....
Quote by chazxx
Hi all I'm trying to add a pic but need to re size it can anyone tell me how, please you know you want to wink

Drop me a line sometime and I would be more than happy to give you a crash course in graphic manipulation, and a decent graphics package to boot....
Thanks for the offer I might just take you up on that.
Feel free just check the www button for contact details...