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Over 90 days ago
Female, 54
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Quote by noladreams
innocent

rotflmao
Umm... could it be Celery by any chance? dunno lol
Yep! So you get a go!
(Sorry for delay - been at the vets.)
Hope your pussy's ok :lol2:
OK... um...
This is fairly cryptic, but this forumite's name always makes me think of one of the misspelled names at the beginning of Fawlty Towers ;)
:giggle:
Well I got up when my alarm went off at 3am :yawn:
Looked outside, saw the thick cloud cover, went to the loo and then got back in bed lol
Bit gutted not to have seen the Perseids, but it was pointless getting everyone up at that time to look at clouds. Might see them tonight or tomorrow but the weather forecast is looking very poor - next year maybe
I once got flagged down by two Community Police Officers (they were walking, I was driving) and the officious one said something like "I'm sure you know why I've stopped you madam"
"Ummm no... I genuinely have no idea!"
He made me get out of the car and walk up to the top of the street I'd just turned left into. As we were walking up to the sign it dawned on me what his problem was and I started to giggle inside...
"What does that sign mean?" he asked me
"It means no entry officer, but the one underneath does say "except for access" - and I live down here. You can come and watch me put my key in my door if you like?"
Cue a very red faced uniformed man, babbling excuses about having to check because lots of people use this street as a cut through (the direction I'd come from meant that it wasn't any kind of short cut to anywhere, but I resisted the urge to point that out to him)
:giggle:
The only other time I can think of, I wasn't actually stopped.... but I'd gone to meet someone for a bit of dogging - wearing a very tight PVC dress and thigh boots! I was sitting in the car park waiting for my fellow perv when a police car pulled in :shock:
Luckily they just did a quick circuit of the car park and then drove out again, but that was a very tense couple of minutes while I imagined all the scenarios of what could have happened if they'd been a few minutes later!!
Quote by bluexxx
I always used to introduce myself as Blue. I never really got the hang of the real names thing.
I still struggle. I still think "username" in my head, then have to convert it to "real name". It's like a strange sort of bilingual experience :lol2:
It's even more confusing when someone's username IS their real name, as I continue to think, "I still don't know that's person's real, REAL name" blink

Just out of interest now that we've known each other so long, do you think of me as "Angel" first and convert it to my real name?
I did used to do this (with other people, not myself), but since coming back to the forum I've had to make a concerted effort to think about usernames because I'm so used to using real names now - but I do still answer to Angel, to the point that if someone says it, I turn to look (as you would if someone shouted your name in a supermarket or whatever)
I'm so tired, I have no idea if that waffle even makes sense!!
Quote by Earthchild
getting weighed, losing another 3lb making 36 in all and being nominated for woman of the year which totaly blew my box oh and drinking in the pub it is saturday after all

worship That's bloomin' brilliant that, my lovely kiss
thank you i am kinda chuffed xx
Wow that's ace!! Well done you!! :cheers:
Today I'm mostly knackered. Very early start for a charity summer fair - which none of the other stall holder thingies turned up to :mad:
But we made the best of what we had, and lots of people had a fun day - and it was lovely to see a forum member there unexpectedly!! :kiss:
Tonight I'm planning to go to bed very soon and get up at 3am :crazy: to go and see the Perseids meteor shower. It'll be better on Monday night/Tuesday morning, but I have to work then whereas I can sleep tomorrow. So now I'm hoping the clouds clear up!
Quote by Lost
We are Lost and the story goes something like this
Once many moons ago we were .....Oh bollox to all that lol it is what is. It was longer once then got shorter

Shrinkage cos of the cold? dunno
Quote by Funlovers2009

To be fair, they fuckin kill me. Only good when I'm on my back!

That's what they're for though... well unless you go out in them and a fur coat... and pray like fuck you don't get pulled by the police on the way!
rotflmao
I did have an encounter with the police .... but that's another story redface
Spill the beans then... better still... start a thread about strange encounters with the law!! Ha! :rascal:
Now there's a plan .... For tomorrow (getting old and need my beauty sleep ... Desperately!!)
You know she'll have started it by the time your head hits the pillow? :giggle:
I've never been to France... Well, I went to eurodisney once, but that doesn't count I'm sure...
Have a lovely time though, sounds like a great way to holiday! :thumbup:
Quote by Rubato_and_Hope
Nothing at all. I do like the weight of a duvet on me, but when we had the really hot weather last month I just used the empty duvet cover. DG got a bit of a shock when she stayed for a few days and followed me up to bed a few hours later - apparently I'd kicked the sheet off in my sleep :giggle:

Not so much of a shock, surely - more just a nice surprise? :happy:
To be fair, she woke me up when she burst out laughing - with friends like that... rolleyes
I prefer not to wear anything to bed where possible - skin-to-skin contact with Hope is one of the best things in my life, end of. :inlove:

Awwww... That's so sweet!! Gives me a proper warm (not jealous, nope, not me!) feeling inside biggrin
Quote by flower411
Some time ago I won a competition . The prize was a free "extras" package...

This just reminded me, when the new admin took over, they ran a prize draw in a banner at the top of the site to win a Christmas hamper - and I won it!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Even better, when I spoke to them about it, they offered me a cash alternative if I'd prefer that. I asked how much (bearing in mind I was - still am - a very skint single parent) I nearly snapped their hand off when they told me the value of it!!!
Cheers admin!! We had a lovely Christmas thanks to you! :cheers:
And Flower, apology accepted, I do believe I took a peek a few days ago :yawn: lol
Quote by Funlovers2009
(Think he must have had a hard on) lol

rotflmao
Works for me!! :rascal:
Woohoo!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Ouch!! Braless jumping... :huh:
Fuck it, it's fun!! biggrin
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And when I saw them a couple of weeks ago for the first time in years, they both greeted me with "hi Donna" :lol2:
Quote by Morbius
I'm a single guy from Kent so it seemed appropriate.

:shock: Oh god... No.... no, it can't be... *calms self*
Mine came about because I believe I have a guardian angel who looks after me. No matter how badly things might go wrong, everything always turns out well in the end.
Oh, and because I like to chat :angel:
Now why do I have a sneaky feeling I know you as Donna-Chat?????? :twisted:
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Because Dino asked HornyRed if she knew my name, and she didn't. But instead of telling the truth, she told him very matter of factly that I was called Donna (I'm not, as anyone on Facebook will know)
Since then, they've both called me Donna Chat, because they decided I look like a Donna loon dunno
Quote by Dirtygirly
Nothing at all. I do like the weight of a duvet on me, but when we had the really hot weather last month I just used the empty duvet cover. DG got a bit of a shock when she stayed for a few days and followed me up to bed a few hours later - apparently I'd kicked the sheet off in my sleep :giggle:

Only cause you were on my side!! :giggle:
If you're not there the whole bed is my side!! flipa
Nothing at all. I do like the weight of a duvet on me, but when we had the really hot weather last month I just used the empty duvet cover. DG got a bit of a shock when she stayed for a few days and followed me up to bed a few hours later - apparently I'd kicked the sheet off in my sleep :giggle:
Quote by northwest-cpl
I'm a single guy from Kent so it seemed appropriate.

:shock: Oh god... No.... no, it can't be... *calms self*
Mine came about because I believe I have a guardian angel who looks after me. No matter how badly things might go wrong, everything always turns out well in the end.
Oh, and because I like to chat :angel:
Quote by tinytimmy
My aerobic cat pjs, coz its cold x x

Is it just me, or does anyone else really want to know what an aerobic cat/aerobic pj's/aerobic cat pj's are? dunno
Show me, show me :bounce:
Quote by Paddy
The purpose of my Thread was too " highlight" ganging up as as most respondents have done, with exception!
I'm now requesting a MOD lock this Thread - I was simply proving a point!
Shutters down - no further replies.

You say ganging up, I say confused and asking for clarification.
Tomayto / tomarto
I still have no idea what my or anyone else's ex volunteer status has to do with anything dunno
And honestly Paddy, look at the other posts on the forum. We're here to have fun, not upset you. Or GnV, or Flower, or Starlight, or anyone else who's taken umbrage at us being here - and I did give a perfectly reasoned response earlier in the thread as well.
Quote by Dirtygirly
I'm ordering pizza... with EXTRA pineapple!! :giggle: flipa

You're fucking weird loon - and definitely not invited! :flipa:
Shut up... you fucking love me! Ha! :inlove:
Yes. Yes I do... but you and your wrong pizzas are still not invited :smug:
We both know you're talking shit. If I turned up at your house with pizza and pineapple you'd not turn me away! :smug:
I'd flick the pineapple of your pizza just for the hell of it though :giggle:
Quote by Paddy
There's wankers in every walk of life, it's not limited to chat rooms or forums.
It's how you deal with them that matters.
It's the weekend and I've had wine so I'm not going to contribute anything worthy to this thread other than if you change your attitude towards people who pick on you, they'll change theirs.

You just have contributed as an EX Chatroom OP! If my memory doesn't escape ! - Enjoy your Vino - if it's excessive - the consumption, then it's probably best if you don't post a reply until you're sober.
Oh fuck... are ex chat ops not allowed in this thread? bolt
Of course as members of this site all are eqaul - you better than most should know that.
Then I fail to see a) the relevance of pointing out that DG is an "EX Chat Op" or b) how I should know "better" than anyone else dunno
Quote by celestria
Angel, with all due respect, you'd make a shit Dom, you said please!!! lol :lol:

:shock: I don't say please to the subs!! They get told in no uncertain terms - if I let them out of the cellar anyway whippoke
I'm nice to everyone else though :smug:
Quote by Paddy

You just have contributed as an EX Chatroom OP! If my memory doesn't escape ! - Enjoy your Vino - if it's excessive - the consumption, then it's probably best if you don't post a reply until you're sober.

:shock:
How arrogant!
:thumbup:
Tis Life!
I'm genuinely confused here now Paddy. I don't know what difference it makes if any of us have been chat ops in the past (I was, once upon a time) Please can you explain to me what difference it makes? Genuine question from a genuinely confused (and slightly sozzled and starving) member of the site and forum smile
Quote by Dirtygirly
I'm ordering pizza... with EXTRA pineapple!! :giggle: flipa

You're fucking weird loon - and definitely not invited! :flipa:
Shut up... you fucking love me! Ha! :inlove:
Yes. Yes I do... but you and your wrong pizzas are still not invited :smug:
Quote by Paddy
There's wankers in every walk of life, it's not limited to chat rooms or forums.
It's how you deal with them that matters.
It's the weekend and I've had wine so I'm not going to contribute anything worthy to this thread other than if you change your attitude towards people who pick on you, they'll change theirs.

You just have contributed as an EX Chatroom OP! If my memory doesn't escape ! - Enjoy your Vino - if it's excessive - the consumption, then it's probably best if you don't post a reply until you're sober.
Oh fuck... are ex chat ops not allowed in this thread? bolt
Quote by sandybeach1

grabs me coat and heads to Aldi coffee

:happy::happy:
Oooh do I get to corrupt a newbie now? I haven't checked your joined date, but you're new to me.... Answered my own question there! Let the corruption commence! :twisted: :twisted:
I`m not new, joined in 2008, this is just the second coming of this name as it were
Well I believe corrupting newbies is the done thing round here, so get yourself to Aldi and bring me chocolate brioche and strong coffee
Please lol
Quote by Dirtygirly
I'm ordering pizza... with EXTRA pineapple!! :giggle: flipa

You're fucking weird loon - and definitely not invited! :flipa:
Quote by sandybeach1
Do you think we would pull if we went out en masse in our pj`s, big pants and tits flapping in the breeze :bounce:

Not in my experience :giggle: