Great question! I have loads of these and just a few hours ago I found out that nirvana don't have a song called Emmalina
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Angel_Chat
Over 90 days ago
Female, 54
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Arti? Art that you Arti? 
Every day I get at least one reminder that I'm looked after and watched over. Always count your blessings
Every day I get at least one reminder that I'm looked after and watched over. Always count your blessings 
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Quote by oldartificer
Lovely night mind…stars are shining up in the sky…I was just looking at one and it made me think of an old mucker of mine off ‘ere from Leeds.
Stars can do things like that.
Cheerio then
Arti
Arti!!! :inlove:
So lovely to see you again - and I'm not one bit surprised that the stars made you think of him - he always remembered you very fondly - as did many of us
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Quote by Steve
unless I get really drunk over the weekend, then I might
:lol2:
Here's hoping ;-)
That's about the most you'll get - but I can't blame it on being drunk ;)
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Last time I went to Gibraltar it took us ages to go through customs to get back into Spain. They do rigorous checks to ensure you only bring back the correct allowance of duty free, because it really is much cheaper to buy tobacco and alcohol there than most other (if not all) countries in Europe.
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Quote by Happy-Cat
Today I had fun with a chainsaw, now i'm bloody knackered.
After fun with a chainsaw, I'm not surprised you're bloody!! :eeek:
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Quote by Happy-Cat
It's not just the suck em joke that was wasted. I heard the "woosh" from here and came to find out what caused it :giggle:
I feel like a right twat and along you come with your twisty knife!
Anyway, that was the final straw, I'm re-branding meself. You wait till you see the new model me, its only a matter of time, I've got the backroom boffins working on the relaunch as I type
Are you having a relaunch party? Shall I bring the bunting and party poppers?
:cheers::karaoke::beer::grin: Sex God
Quote by Morbius
Angel is slacking waited all day and now I am upset that I have no photographic proof
You and me both :-(
The photographic proof is most likely taking it's time coming because Angel is having trouble finding a camera with a wide angle lens :twisted:
Not a bloody chance unless I get really drunk over the weekend, then I might
:lol2:
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Quote by Happy Cats
Does Timmy know you have a soft spot for him?
She's only human,I knew it was only a matter of time before she would succumb
Did that make sense in your head?
You weren't talking about me were you? Damn!
And theres me wasting my suck em joke
It's not just the suck em joke that was wasted. I heard the "woosh" from here and came to find out what caused it :giggle:
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Quote by Cubes
Well I still can't think of anything I'd use it for.
You know I had to scan it, don't you? :giggle: 
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The first one I saw was on a cookery program, and I had no idea what it was for. Obviously I had to pause the TV while I found the scanning app on my phone, but I was super impressed when it took me to the recipe and instructions for the food the guy on telly was cooking!
Now that's clever!!
Now that's clever!!
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Quote by Jas-Tim
At the moment my secret pleasure is Big Bang Theory.
Timmy hates it, so I have to watch it while he's out.
As usual it's all Angels fault!!!
Jas
XXX
I get the blame for bloody everything!!!
However, that one is actually a completely true one - for once!
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Quote by MikeC
Can we guess?...e...
Nope! And I'm not answering any more guesses either :giggle:
Quote by Steve
Not saying which I am
P for Phwoar :smitten:
Haha!! They're not THAT big
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Quote by MikeC
I'm happy to be used as a tester if you need to do any measuring research, Morbius :twisted:
A...adequate
B...better
C....cock perfect
D....Devine
DD...double delight
E....ecstatic
I hope that helps morbius.......
Looks good. :twisted:
Forgot to add f...fuck me ;)
G...inormous
H...umungous
Not saying which I am
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Quote by ReeseCup
A fecking long list of names including mine
So who are you Reesecup?
(Oh, and Sexysteph and DreamerHelen are two different people)
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Quote by flower411
(Blue wins that hands down btw
And with all of the rest of your post you seemed to be a reasonable person with a point but you had to add this partisan comment that just happens to make everything else you said completely pointless ! Duh !
:doh: did you not see the :lol:
That's what I call a lighthearted comment Flower, but as we've not met I guess you wouldn't know my humour (which is absolutely fair enough). She is proper brainy though, she's just really good at talking about absolute shite ;)
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Are we still really doing the "them and us" thing? Aren't we all just "us"? As in "all members of one website"?
The bickering is getting on my tits already, does it really matter who has the most posts, who's been here longest, who's stayed the course, who has the most intelligence? (Blue wins that hands down btw)
We're all here, we all want what we want from the forum. The "divide" shouldn't be there. We pay our money or we have free membership and we all use the same website - originally for similar reasons, maybe not for the same ones now. But enough already!
GnV hasn't been around to call us has beens for a while, I'm not a fucking has been anyway!
I'm not expecting hearts and flowers, but lets stop with the age old recriminations eh? Yes, there were problems in the long distant past, but we moved on or stayed around, and now we're all back. Who knows for how long, but I'm getting sick of the sly digs now. We're adults and should really be capable of getting along or rising above it.... Don't make me send you to the naughty step!! :lol:
The bickering is getting on my tits already, does it really matter who has the most posts, who's been here longest, who's stayed the course, who has the most intelligence? (Blue wins that hands down btw
)We're all here, we all want what we want from the forum. The "divide" shouldn't be there. We pay our money or we have free membership and we all use the same website - originally for similar reasons, maybe not for the same ones now. But enough already!
GnV hasn't been around to call us has beens for a while, I'm not a fucking has been anyway!
I'm not expecting hearts and flowers, but lets stop with the age old recriminations eh? Yes, there were problems in the long distant past, but we moved on or stayed around, and now we're all back. Who knows for how long, but I'm getting sick of the sly digs now. We're adults and should really be capable of getting along or rising above it.... Don't make me send you to the naughty step!! :lol:
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Quote by flower411
Pointless exercise... when the has beens sod off again you'll be left with even more empty, static forums.
Pmsl !! You mean they ain't here to stay ?
Well we're bound to get bored of talking to ourselves at some point lol
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Quote by Too Hot
Now that the Site appears to have been buoyed up by a recent influx (return?) of people can we maybe split the Fancy a chat section into a "Funny stuff" and a "non swinging affairs"
This way we can separate light hearted fun stuff from more serious stuff?
Just a thought
Funny stuff and non swinging stuff all comes under the "fancy a chat" header anyway doesn't it?
I remember a time when there were 3 forums and it all worked perfectly well then. Having 6(?) seems a bit of a waste to me anyway, but what do I know ;)
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Sky remote- universal measuring tool for cock length
Often alongside or replaced by Lynx or another can of deodorant
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Haha I saw that one yesterday and made the exact same connection :giggle:
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Quote by Dirtygirly
tbh i have always loved paul weller, even as an older dude and omg roger daultry, will be seeing bruce foxtons new band at the end of the month too
Earthy were you drunk when you wrote this?! :giggle:
It's the most random thing ever! Mind I've only read this page... :haha:
LOL They're all mod bands DG. You know, parkas, mopeds n stuff :giggle:
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Quote by celestria
I keep thinking old school Markz.... but his line was actually you want me don't you LOL
No. His line was actually "you want me don't you
"In fact, that smiley was renamed :markz: on another site :lol2:
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Quote by Paddy
Eating Two day old take away Pizza from the box :sad:
Is that disgusting? I do it too Except I didn't know it was disgusting, so I wouldn't have thought to post about it :giggle:
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Quote by Lost
Damned jelly keboards. Cao = cap
He would like to say hello to make you happy ....
Meat2pleaseU?
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Usernames on here can cause all sorts of confusion. I always laugh about an early north west munch when I was trying to find Easy. Imagine... Going round all the blokes at a munch asking if they were him - and every single one of them replied with "yes I am :rascal:, who are you?"
:giggle:
:giggle:
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Quote by Qbu
This is fairly cryptic, but this forumite's name always makes me think of one of the misspelled names at the beginning of Fawlty Towers ;)
:giggle:
There's a Twaty Flowers on here?
:giggle:
Sorry Flower :rose: :giggle:
Your turn QBU!
