I can't possibly keep up with ALL you ladies messaging me constantly wanting to get jiggy RIGHT NOW!!  So please read ALL my profile before sending a message! 

While I understand you are very proud of your lady parts, do you REALLY think that sending me pics of IT is going to get me all fired up and wanting you NOW??  Well maybe but you really need to be able to string more than two words together if you'd like to catch my attention....not.  Try stimulating my mind with witty prose if you want to unlock the real me (if you can be bothered), You really wouldn't get over the amount of you women who think that a friend request, out of the blue, with no mutual conversation before hand, is going to do it for me...okay probably. And don't even start me on winks, what are they all about? Just send them. So if you think you have half a chance of getting my interest (you have), then please put this in the Subject line, "LET'S DO IT NOW, YOU STUD!" to prove you've read this far.  And all you married ladies, we KNOW who you are (normally because you are up front about it), so don't think your offers are going to work for me (they will). You have now been warned, if you persist, then understand, I know where the block button is (not a clue).  And yes, I DO know my pictures are shit, I've done that on purpose to cut down on the amount of mail I get... in my dreams.