Moya was coming to meet me at Belfast Airport, in her little Suzuki car. We had done this sort of thing before but she had always contrived to retain her modesty in the car but this time , I had her wear a coat dress with nothing on underneath. When she had set off , I had her put her phone on speaker so she could talk to me en route. I told her to start unbuttoning her dress from the ‘skirt’ upwards; and little by little...

I was nightstopping in Orlando and had gone out for a meal and a few beers with a mate , Dave, who lived and worked there. On returning to the hotel , we discovered that one of my crew was a lady he had a huge crush on. She was small , long blonde hair, pert little body and a pretty, pretty face. She gave Dave a big hug and told us that she had no idea we knew each other. So the three of us repaired to the bar and had a f...