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BaldEagle
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As well as resizing, which you have obviously done, you can reduce the colour depth and increase compression. Use JPG compression.
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In a deadend job, passed over for promotion twice because I would not move house to somewhere else in the country and currently working for a boss almost half my age.. (who was willing to move house).
I do get to drive nice cars though. - Industry Sector Account Manager - sounds grand as a title but is just a sales rep in disguise.
So you are the live "Orgasmatron".
Rent yourself out to this doctor.

What do the ladies get if you have to pay out on your guarantee ??
Quote by rachel-lane
bunny salesmen are always shifty buggers anyway they last all but 2 seconds with me you can always come for the ride and a good laugh when the words off and piss leave my mouth to said salesmen lol

I resent this slur on the good name of salesmen, well, me anyway. I can last 3 seconds lol
You've obvioulsy not met the right type of salesman yet. wink
Quote by freckledbird
Sorry, I'll change it back redface

Not yours, surely..... :shock:
Quote by Redbird
Xanadu's is heaving

Heaving as in "chucking up", or heaving as in busy ??
I suspect you mean the first.
Quote by kristof

Ideally looking for a tall 26-39 year old, with great stamina!

Its no fun getting older you know *sigh* sad
even less fun being short and older :(
Oh come on now, I can better that.
Shorter, Older, Balder and not in Leicester.
(Sorry for the Hijack)
Good luck Pololady
Quote by Eagerslut9
Is this a different pussy to the one I'm supposed to be eating in Plymouth? dunno

So you've been to the same Chinese restaurant as me then lol
(appologise in advance for old, non PC and racist joke)
I normally pull along side at the same speed and look across and have a really good gawk, taking about 50ft of crash barrier with me at the same time .<joking of course> lol
Quote by lucyuktv2
what IS safe to drink after wine and whiskey? apart from the same? :cheers:

Erm, black coffee maybe wink
Quote by kingarthur
Cool. Any idea where I could get it?

Snow White and the Seven Perverts (Oppidan Films, 1973): Definitely not for the kiddies. From the British production company responsible for the cartoons Sinderella and Dear Margery Boobs, this pornographic cartoon was granted an "X" Certificate (adults only) by the British Board of Film Censors. The animators and writers initially chose to remain anonymous. However, veteran British cell animator and rostrum cameraman Marcus Parker-Rhodes has come forward to claim that this cartoon is "mostly my work." He also credits Stan Hayward as the writer. Reissued in 1978 with the new title Some Day My Prince Will Come.
In a similar vein to "Karma Sutra rides again"
Ok if you want something to send you to sleep lol
Quote by kingarthur
What next? Are going to turn Snow white into a nymphomaniac, dwarves eating slut?

Yep, been done - called Snow White and the seven perverts.
Pretty awful film.
Quote by bluexxx
Fucking and shagging are the same thing to me. I would use the terms interchangeably.. although "shag" is a more acceptable term in refined company than is "fuck". lol :lol: :lol:

So they were looking for impolite sex ?? :lol:
While reading a photo ad some time back, I was a little mystified to see something like the following comment.
"I want someone to fuck her. not shag her. Fucking and shagging are different".
I thought the end result was the same confused:
So, I compiled a short list of terms relating to the act, with few possible definitions.
fuck - The base definition
shag - doing it with a sailor chewing tobacco
screw - DIY positions, available in 10's from B&Q
hump - slow deep strokes
bonk - quick short strokes
sleep with - a few strokes and the guy turns over and goes to sleep.
make love - doing it to make up after an arguement
nookie - doing it with a stuffed teddy bear
making babies - doing it with a lifetime partner
Any others, or do you consider fucking and shagging are different acts lol
Hi Jo.
Bah, too slow in logging on and seeing this. :cry:
I must look on here more often. wink
Still in the long, long, long queue of single males waiting :cry:
Had some responses of ads though, so all is not bad wink
Quote by freckledbird
If I cum too soon I have to stop anyway for a while to desensitise. Would rather play for ages then cum just before i need to sleep redface And if I don't, I don't - no big deal.
Have wondered if I'm doing the right thing when men don't though confused

The men may be thinking they have to make you come before them. For me, as mentioned in the other thread, I can try and hold on too long and then find it difficult to come.
It's a bit of a vicious circle.
With regular partners, it's not so much of an issue, as you should know what each other feels and needs in the "cum or not cum" scenario.
Quote by KcKat
We've just been sitting here for the best part of 10 mins, sighing and tutting about the 'idiot who hasn't realised their car alarm is going off'....
:

I hear a car alarm going off, you're not close to me are you ????
I know it's not mine lol
Drat, why do I always have to be out when the interesting threads start...
Something about a gangbang while balancing on a handrail in Bombay ??? wink
Done that myself when I had a hire car, didn't recognise the alarm sound redface
Helloooo wave
Must be something in the water in South Wales.... 4 couples in a VW Polo sounds kinky. wink
Quote by fruity1976
or a happy dido day

Why should we make that singer happy, has enough money anyway. lol
Happy shagging day, I'd got for that. Buying the cards in Tesco's would be a bit frought though. "That's one loaf of bread and two shags sir"
Quote by fruity1976
But I want big bunch of DILDOS evil

Do they sell them at Tesco's confused
I'd like a bunch of 24 Red Dildo's please Mr Interflora. redface
Quote by leprechaun
did u ask whether the partner you believe u 'failed' enjoyed themselves

Now Lep, I didn't say I thought I'd failed, it's the perception of the partner.
You don't ask, it's sometimes said by the women :-
"Arn't I good enough for you anymore"
"Don't you love me anymore"
"Fine" (See and earlier thread of womens responses for the meaning of this)
" Was that it?"
Or, the dreaded look evil
and more........ wink
Something similar was discussed in this thread
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/35240.html
For me, A = no, B= no ( I will most probably have enjoyed myself)
The option, "what does the partner think" should have been added confused
As others have said, it's the excitement of the first meet for some. You've just been unlucky in choosing someone that had that frame of mind.
Me, If I like the person, I'd be back.
More annoying, are those that don't turn up for the first meet..... all too common.
Welcome to SH :welcome: have fun on here.
Quote by Silk and Big G
I believe John West already sell a similar product .

The rest use what John West reject.
I would be the rest then, that damn John West.... wink
Quote by flapjackboy
No problem Vix, these people make me sick. I hope you manage to catch the little sod.

Highly unlikely unless the ISP has a log of the IP addresses that have accessed the FTP server. Even then, they will have used multiple proxies to get in and hide their tracks.
:cry:
If multiple sites are down on that server, the whole ISP may have a problem.
Switching tech mode now, I'm getting too boring.
Quote by Jags
FFS - I'm not sharing a shag with you lot!! I only ever ask for one when the moon is blue and the stars are flashing and what do I get?? Others jumping on my bandwagon and NO offers to jump on my bones.
GO AWAY you lot!! cool
:P :P

Helicopter is on order, just have to win the lottery to pay for it lol