"shrunk in the wash has it ??"
(Overheard in a pub when a gang of women were heard talking about recent boyfriends.)
Problem is I'm in the "little League" - pity - Posh looks nice. (for little, read average)
And they do get back to you if you write polite.
I still remember my first love, and my second, and my third - too many to go through. The first is always a little special, but others can be better.
The best is also not always the one you end up with though, that's life.
If the person is that someone special and they feel the same way about you, then 1 year is nothing.
If either of you is unsure, then stop it now and let time pass while you are down under.
You can only use one "item" at a time - tonge, nipple tweaks, kisses... :cry:
I had to turn the volume down.
Very good.
You should really be doing this in the chat room and not filling up the forum.
Anyone who has read my reply to the thread "A moral question", will realise that it would not be right for me to attend at the moment.
So, sorry, please remove my name from the list.
Sorry Roger, this really relates to a number of threads on here about cheating, single males being treated different to couples and so on.
As the poll seems to suggest cheating descreetly is the favoured option, I am just saying that onyone who cheats is doing it of their own valition and no one else should judge them.
My mind is in a little turmoil at the moment.
I have to say, I told my wife within three months of starting to go seeing escorts. It was like a drug, I needed help and the only friend & confidant I had was my wife.
Alas, no more.
I was hoping for help from her, at least to "fly off the handle" and try and help pull me back in line.
Stupid I know, and I suppose I was hoping for an ideal situation that would help me.
Her response was to say that she could no longer live with me, as she considered what I had done was dirty and was as bad a someone, in her eyes.
The silly thing is, she says she still loves me and I love her.
There is no reconciliation possible.
At the moment, the world has stopped for me, and I want to get off.
Ok, guys & gals. Here is a TRUE story.
I was in the position of having a marriage that I considered was relatively sexless. Indeed it did not give the sexual satisfaction I required.
So, I went to an escort, in fact quite a few. Eventually, my concience got the better of me and I went to my wife and tried to explain that I needed help in overcoming the problem.
She said she could have understood if I was having an affair, but could not understand my need for raw sex. She said she would have been happy being oblivious to my goings on.
The result is we are now split up, hence my being on this site looking for new friends.
I now that most of you will now not talk to me, that is life. I have messed it up enough, a little more will not hurt.
There is one point here, the guarantee bit. It is well known that not all women can orgasm every time. The recent TV prog on the "Orgasmatron" showed an unfortunate woman that had never orgasmed.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/34802.html
He has guaranteed to make any woman come more than once. If I buy a car, I expect it to be fixed under guarantee if it doesn't work.
What does he pay out under the guarantee, a trip to Barbados maybe ??
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Time travel maybe 
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