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SINGLE GUYS PLEASE READ ALL OF OUR PROFILE!!!!!

DO NOT CONTACT US UNLESS YOU HAVE ATTACHED YOUR NUDE PIC. IF YOU CONTACT US WITHOUT ATTACHING YOUR NUDE PIC WE WILL BLOCK YOU!!!!!

WE PREFER TO MEET ASAP, LIKE THE EVENING OF THE DAY YOU CONTACT US. PLEASE DON'T CONTACT US TRYING TO ARRANGE A MEET SOMETIME NEXT WEEK IT JUST DOESN'T WORK.

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Hi there.

We are looking for W/E (8"+) guys, couples or girls to play with. Ideally we'd prefer to meet the same people on a regular basis but one off's are ok.

Please don't contact us if you don't have pics uploaded. Also make sure you send us yr pics when you message us as we can't usually see them on peoples profiles.

We are both attractive open minded people with very few limits provided the mood is right :)

ATTENTION SINGLE MALES!

We rarely meet single males for the 1st time on their own so expect to meet us for the 1st time at a group meeting. If you're not comfortable with this then there's no point emailing us unless you are exceptional..i.e. A very big cock or a huge cummer, in either case your 1st email needs a pic attaching to prove it or it's onto the blocked list you'll be going lol.

We hold group meets from time to time at various pubs around York. We all meet, have a few drinks and a chat then go somewhere for some naughty fun.

The next group meet is 9pm 2nd September email us if you'd like to come along.

No we don't want/need your phone number nor will you be getting ours, we will email you all the info you need.

No we don't know how many people will be turning up, it's impossible to know who is genuine and who isn't...that's why we hold group meets rather than arrange to meet 1 person. We normally invite 10,20 or more but the record so far is 5 guys showing up but zero showing up is quite common!

No you can't meet me for a 1-on-1 before/after the main meet.

Yes you do need to bring your own condoms, there's always a little chance that I wont ask you to use them though.

No I can't give you the "format" or "plan" for what we'll be doing after we leave the pub...We're not a sodding public service. We just go with the flow and let things happen, we don't like making rigid plans.

Also don't ask me if I/You can do this, that or the other as, like most ppl, I do the things I feel like doing at that moment in time.

Couples sorry but no you can't come along, these meets take a lot of time to arrange and I'm not doing it for some other woman's benefit...arrange your own.

Ok, I think I've covered all the usual pointless, stupid and annoying questions I get so RANT OVER lol.

If you read our verifications you'll see hat we are actually an easy going, friendly couple...we just get fed up with all the endless emails from people asking silly questions that don't turn up anyway....what's the point???

All I can tell you about the group meets is that they are easy going affairs, with lots of fucking and sucking :) I don't do anything ending in sports but everything else is a big YES PLEASE :)

"Performers", "Long Stayers" and all the other names for Boring....please stay away lol. I just like the guys I meet to enjoy themselves and have fun without feeling as though they have to meet some statutory sex standard lol.

OK, I'm bored of typing now so I'm off...byeeee :)