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Barneyandbetty
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
Bisexual Female, 53

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So we are a bit late but can we pop along? If thats ok we will confirm straight away. Thank you Barmy and Batty xxx
Quote by Sara_2006
awwwwwww and theres me thinking it would be a themed night ... i was gonna suggest formal evening gowns as well :twisted:

ffs evening gown.....not whilst I have breath in my body!!!! lol
Yoooohoooooo count me in....near my birthday too so we can have a joint affair....or i aint coming lol
Oh and no feckin dress either so shut up before you start pisspot!!! :kick: flipa
bolt :bolt:
Oh and a P.S.........if anyone stays in room 21...can you get my rampant rabbit coz I think I left it there!! redface
Bloody gutted...like I've lost one of my kids ffs!! lol
I thought I had better leave my words of wisdom...now my hangover has gone!! lol
Many many thanks to Lil and Red for a great night out...well done guys....Red, that was the 1st and last time you will get so close to my nipple!! :lol:
Thanks also to the pole dancing King (AKA Two4fun)...although was slightly unimpressed that you actually held on grrrrrrr biggrin
Love Betty xxxxx (AKA MrS****** :lol: ) bolt
Not so much orange now...more of a deep peach!! :lol:
Red my little cupcake lol
Cakies are all cooked and boxed up ready!! May have got a bit carried away though....I'm bringing 26!! :lol:
See you later you lucky lucky man!! biggrin
Haven't had alcohol for 6 months so this should be interesting!! :lol:
Taking Betty for her jabs today for crossing the border. Just have to find the passports and we're sorted. See you all tomorrow. lol
Quote by pussygalore33
shhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!has she gone yet !???? rolleyes :roll:

Flippin hope so!!!! lol
Shall we cancel her passport for a laugh??? :lol:
(joke BTW!!)
Quote by sugarspice-nw
Nope not gone yet betty. But only 7 more sleeps too go woohooooooo. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh ffs hurry up and go already would ya :lol:
Quote by Sara_2006
i went recently to the place i am thinking of for the event and i must say that the effort some people made to go was amzing also saw some funny sights of groups of people dressed in fancydress for stag/hen/group parties.

Ahhh that would be ok then.....dogs still stink though!! lol
I think the only problem with this will be that I wouldn't want to go to the dog races in the clothes I then go clubbing in.
Also...I don't like dogs, they stink!!! lol
Kitty racing anyone???? :lol:
Betty xxx
Quote by redwine_lover
Aint NO room left in this hosts bedroom ffs..... hahahahaha
RWL
xxx

Bleedin hell....there is a God!!!! lol
thats cos i have saved space for you..batty lol
hahahahha
RWL
xx
ffs please...someone kill me now!!!! :crazy:
Aint NO room left in this hosts bedroom ffs..... hahahahaha
RWL
xxx

Bleedin hell....there is a God!!!! lol
Quote by redwine_lover
The T******** is the only club we have been to and I have nothing but praise for it. I have always found it really clean (this coming from someone bordering on OCD!! lol ).
In my opinion, Alan &Rach's party nights are the best time to go, not only loads of opportunities to play but also a belting laugh.
Oh and on that note, can you put us down as maybe please...Barney is going to try and get the night off work.
Betty xxxxxxxx

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
(barney..try and work!!!..please!!)
RWL
oooo good news Red....got a sitter sorted!! Just need Barney to book the night off...Control yourself, it isn't good to get over excited at your age!! :lol:
The T******** is the only club we have been to and I have nothing but praise for it. I have always found it really clean (this coming from someone bordering on OCD!! lol ).
In my opinion, Alan &Rach's party nights are the best time to go, not only loads of opportunities to play but also a belting laugh.
Oh and on that note, can you put us down as maybe please...Barney is going to try and get the night off work.
Betty xxxxxxxx
Hi Sara
Sorry but we can't make it grrrrrrr!!! My own fault, I insisted on having a new kitchen...and a new fridge...and a new washer...and a new dishwasher...now have to live on bread and water for a while!! lol
Have a great night.
Betty xxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Lilmiss
Hi
Just to let you know....I have confirmed our room with the hotel.
Batty xxxxxx

About time
rolleyes lol

What can I say....goldfish brain here !! :lol:
Quote by woohoo

AND!! just coz im gonna be picky Woo lol
How come the op can't advertise his mates but can advertise his heavily preggers g/f with a single account? Just curious coz its late and I'm bored!! :lol:

That is being dealt with by the site mods barney confused
lmao Woo...as if Barney posted this!!....tis Betty hun :lol:
Thanks for the reply....as I said, I was just curious....not that I'm nosey or anything...honestly!! innocent
Quote by woohoo
You can't advertise for your mates on here unless they are members and if they are members then surely they can advertise for themselves?

AND!! just coz im gonna be picky Woo lol
How come the op can't advertise his mates but can advertise his heavily preggers g/f with a single account? Just curious coz its late and I'm bored!! :lol:
Quote by HarryJones
Can I borrow your pregnant girlfriend while you are busy with all these fit bi girls rolleyes
Harry Jones

ooooo well spotted harry lol
I don't think the younger aged children should get homework...I can remember when my kids were in years 1 & 2 and they would be knackered when they got home from school, nevermind having to then do homework.
My 10 yr old son has problems with maths in school which we do help him with but the only problem with helping kids nowadays, with maths for example, is that the 'working out' method is vastly different from when we were in school. Most of the time, we ended up confusing him even more!!
It took me having to pay his teacher a visit and the teacher then showed me on the board examples of how multiplication and division is now done. Don't know about anyone else but I think its nuts the way they do it now!! lol
One thing I did stop doing was sitting with my son until he did every question right, even if he hadn't always took it in. By doing that, the teacher didn't realise that he was having problems with particular parts of the work so now, if my son can't understand a part of his homework, he leaves it blank and I write next to the question that he is having snags with it so the teacher is aware.
I think homework should only be introduced in Year 6 to prepare them for high school because of the huge amount they receive in secondary school.
Quote by mr-mish69
Hi, we are also on aol and we are having major problems with chat we have a D Link router we have got all the settings correct for aol and D link so totally mystified here......Please help
cheers

Don't know about your router but I went on Livehelp (during the day and in the week...very important that!!) and the blokey sorted my settings out and he waited online til it was all sorted too....maybe try that tomorrow???
Betty xxxxxx
Oi average!!! Just coz it is techy stuff....dont assume it was Barney...ffs pffftttt!!! I'm the computer nerd in this house!! lol