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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
*mutters.."please don't say FF....please don't say FF" continuously*

Don't say FF? but I want a Fancy Flower in my drink, awww come on Cohen, let me have a Fancy Flower and an umbrella, just one Fancy Flower, why not?
<picks up tankard of plain drink>
<shakes the worst of the drink off of his face and clothes>
Errrr can I have another? Kind of held the tankard a bit tight there redface

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12 Aug 2005

<walks back to SH Towers, knocks on the front door, enters, picks door back up >
Ooops shit, how the hell do ya hang that back up
<covers the door hole and walks away quietly>
It's ok Cohen, don't apologise, easy done mate

Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
I might not be the handsomeestist of folks but I is clean, I just bathed in fresh pee :angel:

Ha! and people call me a thicko!
You supposed to drink it not bathe in it ya sicko, makes ya strong like me :hunk:
Look, feel my muscles :hunk:

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
C'mon you - outside!

Come on Cohen mate, lets go rumble
<Friendly slaps on the back>
<walks 2 miles to retrieve Cohen>
Sorry about that mate redface

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Beelzebubwords that I heard
is the this place has to offer - muscley but - I to - out of my way

Quote by Beelzebubwords that I don't have a fuckin clue
Huh such defence puny disdain acknowledge such bumptious effrontery pip-squeak!!

Could you run that by me once more Beebub (a loobub, she's my baby :karaoke: )
dunno

:confused:

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12 Aug 2005

Who needs saving?
I'm here to save
I'm strong :hunk:
I'm Berkules
<cue wwwresling music>
Where's Numnockers? buggered off already?
All I done was flex, behind his back too cool

:hunk:
Come back ya coward!

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Cor have i pulled?

You can pull, it don't hurt sexy bird, pull again, hard as you like, see I can't feel a thing, go on pull.
I'm a stronnnnnnnnngman, see, it don't hurt :hunk:
look feel my muscles :hunk:

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Hey Berkie, come on in, the water's lovely :twisted:

Oh sexy bird in the house.
Alright sexy bird, so what's your name then?
You wanna feel my muscles eh? wink

So errrr sexy bird ummmm errrrrrrr
ummmm :undecided:
You wanna feel my muscles again? :hunk:

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12 Aug 2005

Never Fear!!!
Berkules is here"""" (who just moved the fuckin exclamation marks mad

)
Berkules by name
Berking by nature
confused

Stand back, I am here to save the Worrrrrrrrld
<cue applause>please rolleyes

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