Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Thats fine coming from a pile of bones, at least i have some body to keep me warm at night :twisted:
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Defenders of SH Towers, we are surrounded by evil, foul smelling perverts (and their dogs)! We must batten down the hatches and prepare for attack! I think that bloody halfwit Jason's fell asleep on the job. one of you go and find him while i go and close the shutters in my boudoir, then we must all sleep in one room (safety in numbers?). OK then, shag and sleep :twisted: if we must, but then i really need to get my beauty sleep and rest up for a long weekend's battle!
Quote by joolenwimp
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour has long past
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize SH Towers neighbourhood
'Tis time to hasten a tactical retreat and draw up my cunning lingus, or is that cunning plan, I always get them mixed up. :crazy:
You know being green is bad enough but being a wee one (and I know the search button is my friend, but at the moment he's the only one) as well is moider. And single males think they have a hard time in SH Towers:doh:
:doh: Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Cohen sweetheart i just had a lovely scented bath (let the pissy water out after that dirty little bastard had done) - now i need a massage and a damn good shag to set me up for the fight we'll have on our hands to save SH towers from the evil forces. Com,ing? :twisted:
Quote by Bast
Not mine kermit the Bildad the Shoehitel knob is
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
You thinks your not but mans no match for the dark joolen and swinging heaven towers will be mine
:lol: :lol:Quote by Feisty_Fiona
You thinks your not but mans no match for the dark joolen and swinging heaven towers will be mine
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Bildad, you can stay away from my crack
Quote by Bast
I am Bast ................. eygptian goddess of many forms ........... I am woman, I am half cat and I am full cat ... so that qualifies me more than enough on pussies and I see a room full of them.
Quote by Beelzebub
OK Beebub here - realising he hasn't turned on STENTORIAN voice mode (dammit)... here goes.....
Methinks I recognise a certain posting style between Tapste, Cohen and Bildad- an unholy alliance if ever there was!
Quote by Bast
I am Bast ................. eygptian goddess of many forms ........... I am woman, I am half cat and I am full cat ... so that qualifies me more than enough on pussies and I see a room full of them.
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
<walks back to SH Towers, knocks on the front door, enters, picks door back up >
Ooops shit, how the hell do ya hang that back up
<covers the door hole and walks away quietly>
It's ok Cohen, don't apologise, easy done mate
I might not be the handsomeestist of folks but I is clean, I just bathed in fresh pee :angel:
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
* sidles up to Cohen*
Come on sweetheart, I didn't say you were bad, i meant i couldn't find any virgins.
* nuzzles Cohen's neck*
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
* sidles up to Cohen*
Come on sweetheart, I didn't say you were bad, i meant i couldn't find any virgins.
* nuzzles Cohen's neck*
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Bildad i've been watching you hiding you little tinker.
:laughabove:
