Have been on here before but got stalked. Looking for simple no strings fun - and I don’t want another stalker so if you’re going to be a bunny-boiler, please avoid!

Not into anything weird, just simple sexy fun. 
Will add more to profile if things go well. And if you’re the person who turned all huffy because I wouldn’t jump when you asked - then just stay away! 

Oh, and I have no interest whatsoever in attending clubs. I prefer discretion and privacy - and after hearing countless stories outside of Fab about clubs, from people I know personally (who don’t know I’m on here); I’ve decided that they clearly aren’t the place for me if they attend!! 
It amazes me the number of people on here who are looking for “discreet” but are also wanting to go along to clubs?  Unless I’ve missed something, turning up at a club where there could be 30+ other people, and you don’t know who until you get there - is a bit risky if you’re married and don’t want your hubby to know.....

Love giving allover massages, especially with plenty of babyoil…

Otherwise I have no hang ups on age, or body shape/size - but I do still have to find you attractive - so; if you find using soap, toothpaste and a hairbrush too much of a chore then perhaps you’re not for me.....  

So, I prefer discreet because I don’t want to be walking down a street and someone make a scene - been there done that and it’s just not my style. I never like to be the centre of attention in public - so if you are unsure of what ‘discreet’ means then Google it. If that still doesn’t help - you’re not for me.   

If I send a wink, that’s me saying I’m interested - would love to hear from you if you are interested back ;-) 

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