Hey postie thanks for the pm its great that you invited all the newbies to your party on Saturday.
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All the blokes have probably tried one or two at some time or other, and all the lassies have probably heard them. So come on gents what got you laid and what got you slapped, and ladies what lines made you moist and what made you lash out.
Mine are
The one that got me laid
" Your smile has just brightened up what has been an otherwise miserable day" (Colliers in Johnstone)
The one that got me slapped
"If you two are sisters , where is cinderella" (The traff in aldershot)
Mine are
The one that got me laid
" Your smile has just brightened up what has been an otherwise miserable day" (Colliers in Johnstone)
The one that got me slapped
"If you two are sisters , where is cinderella" (The traff in aldershot)
This one I wrote a year ago when I woke up and discovered my son was twelve and I had spent most of his waking life at work .
For when the day was over
and the wages had been won.
I came back to my fireside
to spend time with my son.
To talk, to laugh, and play awhile
as was in years long past.
To live each precious moment,
in the hope these times will last.
Alas these times are so short lived,
and children grow so swift.
Sweet memories are all thats left,
but still a precious gift.
So Fathers look upon your Sons,
and help them grow and play.
Remember deep within your heart,
they will be like you one day
For when the day was over
and the wages had been won.
I came back to my fireside
to spend time with my son.
To talk, to laugh, and play awhile
as was in years long past.
To live each precious moment,
in the hope these times will last.
Alas these times are so short lived,
and children grow so swift.
Sweet memories are all thats left,
but still a precious gift.
So Fathers look upon your Sons,
and help them grow and play.
Remember deep within your heart,
they will be like you one day
