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Buffyvampslayer
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
0 miles · Shropshire

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Quote by Erectoman
Capt Areolae - Dawnie?

Was I that obvious dunno
:giggle:
And I've never had such fun down a hole with someone holding my erection (not quite) straight. :lol2:
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That was bloody hilarious rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by Artemis
Mr_Muddle... London Plaything??
Buffy .... Missy, Jags or Darkfire
Cybergirl.. Dirtygirlie
Hiko (whatever)... Mr Powers
Is erectoman... Sercher01????

Nope :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie

:lol2: yes Dawnie has been outed, now we just have to get her to admit she is bi :giggle:

Not on your life rotflmao
innocent
Quote by Artemis
Managed to get out of that one, phew!
Right I think... Captain nipple thing is ..
London Plaything...
???
:idea:

damn guess I was wrong sad
:lol2: yes Dawnie has been outed, now we just have to get her to admit she is bi :giggle:
Quote by Captain_areola
Capt Areolae - Dawnie?

Was I that obvious dunno
:giggle:
I knew you had to be female :giggle:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
well i got a stray pm saying MY HERO just after i did profile the got a another one from another lady.
Then Darkfire thought I was Dollop :giggle:

I have had some cracking pms rotflmao
Quote by Erectoman
I thought Buffy was WBB - but I'm told I'm wrong.
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Told?? by whom lol and yes you are wrong :lol2:
Quote by Erectoman

Captain_Areola Sassy Seren

Naahh - he/she's straight - and prepared to hold my erection. Hehe.
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rotflmao
Quote by Captain_areola
I know who Captain_Areola is :giggle:

That's not a female pair of legs coming out the bottom of that bucket is it?
Possibly :giggle:
It is it is!!
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
THRUD = SRG BILKO
Fahrenheit = POSHKATE
ERECTOMAN = CHOON
WONDER-PETS = BLUEANDPINK
Buffyvampslayer = DARKFIRE
Captain_areola = STORMY
CANT THINK OF ANYONE ELSE AT THE MOMENT

Nope :giggle:
First Guesses, going to read the thread again and will come back to some of my No Ideas :lol2:
Hiro_nakamura......Drewxcore
Professor_x........No Idea
Kal_el.............Did they play?
Bluntman...........No Idea
Supergirl..........No Idea
Thrud..............LondonPlaything
Fahrenheit.........No idea
BuffyVampSlayer....??? biggrin
Huntress...........CherryTree
penfold2007........Goosey
Poetica............No Idea
Superchicken.......No Idea
Hornybatgirl.......No Idea
Wonder-pets........Tweeky
Mr_muddle..........Sgt Bilko or Essex34m
Cybergirl..........No Idea
She-ra.............No Idea
intrntnl_rscu......BlueandPink
Erectoman..........Choone and I didn't see :lol2:
Captain_Areola.....Sassy Seren
bat-minx...........No Idea
TheSilverSurfer....No Idea
Artemis............LouiseandJoe
Batfink2007........No Idea
Quote by Captain_areola
Excellent fun biggrin Can we start guessing now????

Does anyone NOT know who Erectoman is dunno
:giggle:
Meeee I had to go off and do stuff for an hour but I do think I know anyway :lol2:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Erectoman
well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now dunno

You said vulva redface
I'll be back in a minute bolt
He meant the planet Vulva - where moisture gushes (if yer lucky) when you come into contact with planet Clitoris.
We've got to work out a way to get the moisture from Vulva to Clitoris.
What if all we superheroes put our pipes together - do think that will get clitoris wet?
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I do!!! :rascal:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura

well if a women cant find it we are well and truly buggered

:eeek: you were at the wrong place weren't you????
last time i trust a womans directions
:giggle: Planet Clitoris is doomed!!!
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
well if a women cant find it we are well and truly buggered

:eeek: you were at the wrong place weren't you????
Quote by Mr_muddle

even i cant find it and i got the directions from a women

Not surprised if you're driving a Vulva confused
Porsche I say, can't go wrong with them!
rotflmao
Will never be able to look at a volvo again without thinking vulva :lol2:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura

Thrud passes Captain-Areola a pack of super absorbent loin cloths with wings

Do they come in extra large dunno

Turd, sorry I mean Thrud, what we going to do about Clitorus anyway mate :dunno:
I usually stitch two together……..
Still trying to find the %$$*""ing place……… :dunno:
Left bit, down a bit, that's it!! Noo you've lost it again :*&^%$£ing hell!!! :grin:
even i cant find it and i got the directions from a women
And that's where you went wrong :lol2:
Quote by Captain_areola

Lot of bloody use you are in the quest to save Planet Clitoris :lol2:

What do you epxect, I'm male rolleyes
Or am I rotflmao
Very true Darlin' :giggle:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now dunno
>>>>>picking spikey bits out of his teeth>>>>>

To quote Farenheit "Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww" :giggle:
well it was still a bit dry and barren tried my hardest just did not hit the moist spot
>>>>>consults map again to be pointed in write direction>>>>>>>
<<<<<<< forgot to take her HRT rolleyes
Quote by Thrud

Thrud passes Captain-Areola a pack of super absorbent loin cloths with wings

Do they come in extra large dunno

Turd, sorry I mean Thrud, what we going to do about Clitorus anyway mate :dunno:
I usually stitch two together……..
Still trying to find the %$$*""ing place……… :dunno:
Left bit, down a bit, that's it!! Noo you've lost it again :*&^%$£ing hell!!! :grin:
Quote by Captain_areola
well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now dunno

You said vulva redface
I'll be back in a minute bolt
Lot of bloody use you are in the quest to save Planet Clitoris :lol2:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now dunno
>>>>>picking spikey bits out of his teeth>>>>>

To quote Farenheit "Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww" :giggle:
Quote by Captain_areola
rotflmao :rotflmao:
I was going to offer to try and bite through it but I'm in stitches too

You're not biting my cock :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Well only gently :twisted::twisted::twisted:
Is suddenly feeling peckish :lol2:
Quote by Captain_areola

if you think I'm getting my cock out with Thrud around think again

I'm not scared, his axe won't get through my girth :smug:
(OK now I'm pissing myself at my own bollox)
rotflmao :rotflmao:
I was going to offer to try and bite through it but I'm in stitches too
Quote by Hiro_nakamura

Now boys, boys, play nicely but can we have the cock joust anyway, I am in the mood for some superhero on superhero erotica :grin:


Just don't say anything rude or suggestive or I'll peak too early redface
I have my cock in my hand and I'm ready to bash someone with it :twisted:
if you think I'm getting my cock out with Thrud around think again
Good point Hiro!!