** Ive been on this site for quite sometime now and I have been dying to right the truth about a few things that I have learnt. I hope you enjoy.. Im not angry, upset or anything just stating the obvious here.

Firstly as a single guy yes im looking for girls and good looking couples to play with. However there is always an abundance of people on here that really are funny. I will list my points and be good to hear your feedback

1. It cracks me up when a fat, ugly lady demands sexy pics, men with six packs and Brad Pitt look a likes just to get a response by email from her. Er hello lady look at yourself in the mirror, you may be giving away your pussy but look within your means. You will really i mean REALLY only get fat, balding and black men contacting you so wise up and drop the attitude.

2. Girls and couples that advertise for very well endowed men 8/9/12+++. Ladies and gentlemen all that is advertising is you/ your missus has a fanny the size of dartford tunnel and no bloke wants to throw a sausage up a dark alley do they. Us men want to feel the tightest fanny possible not a wet dribbling slush bucket thats over stretched beyond repair from child birth...trust me it just aint a turn on and it advertises you/ your woman is a freak! The amount of adverts on this site for these sizes of cocks just makes me laugh and feel sorry for you.

3. Being a genuine single guy doesn't mean im a fake, bi or a numpty. Im not looking for a loving relationship so when you respond by saying your a player well what the hell are we on this site for?? This is a site to meet peple for sex. For ALL men on here its to meet as many as possible, think about Darwins evolution theory. We are derived from apes and all apes do in the wild is fuck. Its in our DNA to fuck as many women and spread our seed as possible. The romance is the hormone in the womans brain so get off your high horses and look at the reality of things. If you are on here you are looking for cock too, if you want to chat be friends and fanny about on cam then join FB or Match.

4. Guys be honest on here, you write life stories copy and pasted from mills and boon novels to get the ladies all gaga and into bed. Does this mean all women on here are stupid and fall for that shit....reading some of the profiles and verification's I guess so. Listen up i will write a novel to you if it got you on you back but come on for christ sake whats wrong with a few lines.

5. Speaking of "write something interesting" Ladies, we all know you gilrs get off on dirty stories but think about us poor guys that spends hours writing all that shit...you read it, wank off and then delete it without responding. How fucking rude are you, does this not make you think why so many men just send winks. The ratio of guys to girls on here means we know you all get 100's of messages and emails everyday but just deleting/ignoring them is rude. Do you think your more worthy or dont need to be polite?? This is a two way street here, if we do right that mills and boon novel to you, the least you can do is bloody respond even if to say great story but quite frankly i think your a cunt.

6. Winks....trust me i have had plenty of couples and single girls wink me which is great. Boost the old ego and i think lets respond, email and say hi. 6 months later still no response. Why i mean really WHY fucking wink if you aint going to follow it up?? Its like build you up then knock you down?? why do that. If i wink a couple or female it mean, Hi lets chat for a bit see if we click, swap numbers, chat on the phone, meet up for drinks and see what happens after. I think most ppl on here wink because they have a nervous twitch or keep clicking the wrong button. DONT WINK IF YOU AINT GONNA FOLLOW IT UP.

7. Couple profiles. We all know the man in the relationship set it up, we all know he does the emailing and organising for the meets and we all know he fails to tell his missus hes even registered on a swinging site. I think SH should enforce all couple to have one picture where they are together in a photo, fully clothed and holding up a sign saying they agree to being on here. So many of you moan about pic collectors and fake profiles well why dont you all moan about this and get SH to change it. I mean i would love to know the REAL stats as to who are genuine couples/people on here that actually want to swing??

Im hoping some of these points ring true and I can imagine there isnt a man on this agreeing to most of what I have said. The key point is be truthful, honest and realistic in what to expect. I think most people on here are not genuine but love the idea of screwing with other people but just cant follow through. I have come across some lovely people and they know me well so Im happy that I have been on this site but all the above just needed to be said. Having said that no doubt SH will block me as they hate anyone criticizing them. I mean they blocked photos of me and one of my meets as it had the ladies foot in it??? i mean WTF. IM a bloke meeting couples so i have to show that i do but their rules are if your a single profile on your photos on the site??? great advert for me. "yeah i swing with couples but cant actually show you any proof"Hi there

Thanks for dropping by and checking out my profile> Im not here to bang on about how wonderful I am or how big my penis is but if you ask I am always happy to answer and queries. Me, Im a fun kind of guy who likes to wine, dine and participate in sexual activities that are not riske, dirty or nasty. What i do offer is great company, inteligent conversation and great sex. Im thoughtful kind of guy that likes to make sure everyone ends the evening with a smile on their face. If not we do it all over again until we do....

So if you would like to share an eveing with a mid 30's metrosexual sexy guy who can make you laugh and orgasm then give me a call or send me a lovely email.

I am experienced and not a chancer that gets in touch and then doesnt turn up. I have met some wonderful couples and single girls on SH and have faith in meeting many more.

Im single, not cheating or pretending to be single> I can now webcam, call me whenever as long as its not the wee hours of the morning as i do need my beauty sleep.

Look forward to hearing from you all soon

tata x