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Calista

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14 Aug 2013

Quote by MikeC
Going to doctors for follow up

Good luck

smile

Today, as my legs are a bit of a nightmare and highly unpredictable, I have to go to uni and set up an evacuation plan for emergencies. Thankfully I'm led to believe that it is a question and answer exercise, rather than a physical attempt to walk up and down 9 floors! *phew

14 Aug 2013

Quote by MikeC

(I never get on these lists )

Loving that Morbius made it on and I never :giggle:
Does that make him more gobshite than me?
Yes but your boobs are better :naughty:
:giggle:

14 Aug 2013

Quote by MikeNorth
(I never get on these lists )

Loving that Morbius made it on and I never :giggle:
Does that make him more gobshite than me?

13 Aug 2013

I'm of the opinion that when Spain give Ceuta back to the Moroccans, they will be in a position to request (nicely) that we give Gibraltar to them. I'd still say no to them though!
Bear in mind that the above article is 13 years old and Spain is still rumbling about it, I still think it will be rumbling in another 13 years!

13 Aug 2013

Quote by Earthchild
one of the river cottage episodes Hugh wanted to move the bee hives (apiery?) but only a matter of metres, bee dude said you cant, you have to move them over 100 metres away first then move them back cos they recognise landmarks and will go back to the original hive placement if not moved far away first

I can relate! Having reversed car into gatepost because it had been moved 12 inches sad

sad

the points of reference I used to line up said car were instinct and twit here just didn't think to move the points of reference!
I will also add, I was 18 and inexperienced as a driver so no idea how this compares to bees rotflmao

rotflmao

13 Aug 2013

Quote by Rogue_Trader
I'm confused on the whole Ice Cream bit??? I mean what flavour? alien fish food? mars? galaxy? milky way?

In this forum I bet no one suggests "vanilla" rotflmao

rotflmao

11 Aug 2013

Can't remember a time specifically although when Easy & PK came to see us one year Easy called me Callie in front of the kids, and it stuck for a while :giggle:
Most people we keep in touch with are on FB and so I tend to call them by their first names now, although often have to clarify who I'm talking about with a nickname if I'm talking to Morbius!

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Qbu
I have progressed (degenerated?) to the inevitable pj's. Comfy though :-)

It's well past bra off o'clock now *nods*
Not had one on since Monday lol

lol

Chafing on your knees?
Not quite yet. As someone who's clearly experienced it though, what would you recommend to ease the discomfort?
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by celestria
I have progressed (degenerated?) to the inevitable pj's. Comfy though :-)

It's well past bra off o'clock now *nods*
Not had one on since Monday lol

lol

Lucky bitch
(where's the envy emote?)
I'd never find the keyboard if I did that :shock:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Dirtygirly
*runs round room nekkid*
(My auto correct is trying to change 'nekkid' to 'Nellie'... do you think he's fuckin with me?!) :giggle:

:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
I do so hope so after that!

9 Aug 2013

Quote by couplefunuk
If I remember rightly Paddy you are also and ex chat op from a different site.

Whoah! Crash and burn lol. Nice own goal there Paddy lol

lol

*Her*
They were my sentiments too :lol:

9 Aug 2013

Two things ...
1) nothing at all clotheswise
2) Morbius
:inlove:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by celestria
Absolutely yes... it's a family wide invite, unless you would prefer it not to be

Oi, oi, oi I asked first LOL ;)

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Morbius

Whatever you do, don't say "I want to meet Blue" three times out loud. Look what happened on "Beetlejuice" then imagine it ten times worse !!
J & S

I don't get what all the panic and fear is around Blue dunno

dunno

She's a pussy cat really :twisted: bolt

bolt

I'll admit she terrified me until the first house party, then I was less terrified, having since seen her passed out drunk and having been used as a human buckaroo at JasnTim's no fear whatsoever!!!!!

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Morbius
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Coz Morbius was being a pervy fecker in an IRC adult sex chatroom, Ally Mcbeal was on the TV at the time so I changed my name to Calista and went in there and "picked him up"!
Fuck me he was good, until I giggled and he twigged it was me. The nickname stayed to remind him I can always catch him out ;) :twisted:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

One word
BIATCH
smackbottom

smackbottom

:kick:
It's still funny 12 years on :evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2:
but kinda romantic! lol xxx
Yeah but did you see?????? She said i was GOOD smile

smile

:happy::smug:
No, I said you WAS good! bolt

bolt

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Morbius
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Coz Morbius was being a pervy fecker in an IRC adult sex chatroom, Ally Mcbeal was on the TV at the time so I changed my name to Calista and went in there and "picked him up"!
Fuck me he was good, until I giggled and he twigged it was me. The nickname stayed to remind him I can always catch him out ;) :twisted:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

One word
BIATCH
smackbottom

smackbottom

:kick:
It's still funny 12 years on :evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2:

9 Aug 2013

rotflmao

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Coz Morbius was being a pervy fecker in an IRC adult sex chatroom, Ally Mcbeal was on the TV at the time so I changed my name to Calista and went in there and "picked him up"!
Fuck me he was good, until I giggled and he twigged it was me. The nickname stayed to remind him I can always catch him out ;) :twisted:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

9 Aug 2013

I was going to raise a glass and say "bottoms up to Bluexxx" but fear that she may be innundated with people misunderstanding my vote of cheers!
By far the best house parties we went too despite being terrified beyond belief and the funniest times in Manchester!
Well done Bluexxx

9 Aug 2013

Quote by essex34m
Calista, what are you like at cooking sausages?

Well to be honest, it's all in the preparation. You need a nice firm, solid one, nothing worse than a weiner with no girth! Sausages need a decent amount of meat with them. Then, they need to rolled around with a little something to keep them lubed and stop them sticking. At appropriate points they needed to be show the tongs, and moved around appropriately in order to make sure they don't spit too much and of course should always be subject to a taste test ...
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by celestria
Open invites given at northern addresses are still valid in south wales addresses. You'd be more than welcome to come have breakfast with us anytime :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Will start saving, might make it there one day smile

smile

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Earthchild

Calista, what are you like at cooking sausages?

Re-phrase that to what are you like at cooking sausages after two whole days of drinking munch style quantities and I'll forgive you lol

lol

:lol:
aaaah brekkies at chez celery n fektart were always awesome
Have never made it, such regrets :upset::upset::upset::upset:
;)

9 Aug 2013

Quote by essex34m
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

I'm not getting on my knees for you often but ... worship

worship

this is very true!
And no I won't whilst I'm down there
Yeah you would. You so would. :twisted:
Yeah and she'll do all your ironing cooking and cleaning too rolleyes

rolleyes

rotflmao

Works for me.
Calista, what are you like at cooking sausages?
George Forman does it at our house!
Hubby irons, I do clean but only when I feel guilty, and the kids cook!
The kitchen is the room I pass through to a) get into the garden to sunbathe and b) get into the office to work!

9 Aug 2013

Quote by essex34m
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

I'm not getting on my knees for you often but ... worship

worship

this is very true!
And no I won't whilst I'm down there

9 Aug 2013

Did the Mods ever have a uniform? PVC or latex kinda tight fitting little number for the ladies and a nice pair of leather chaps for the chaps?
I'm partial to a uniform ;) :twisted: Be quite happy to shag a load of mods if that was the case!

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Earthchild
from what i remember fuckin gorgeous lady vodka xx

Remember that song that said "everyone needs a busom for a pillow"? I think Earthy's busom would be my choice of pillow

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Dirtygirly

I will admit I was praying to the forum gods I even observed NiL #1 rule of copy it!

Needs to go in the glossary I reckon! wink

wink

Any chance we can put the definition of banter in there too?! :mrgreen:
Is hijack in there too?

9 Aug 2013

NiL #1 Rule - Copy and paste or copy before clicking save!
Saves losing a "War & Peace" post of epic proportion when the server times out on you!

9 Aug 2013

Quote by noladreams

I will admit I was praying to the forum gods I even observed NiL #1 rule of copy it!

Needs to go in the glossary I reckon! wink

wink

Seconded!!!
:inlove:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by essex34m
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't have laughed had the thread got locked before Calista got the chance to press 'submit'

flipa

:flipa::flipa::flipa::flipa::flipa:
I will admit I was praying to the forum gods worship

worship

I even observed NiL #1 rule of copy it!

9 Aug 2013

We left swinging behind as family commitments made it impossible to carry on. We had made some awesome friends here who stood by us and remain some of the best friends we could ever wish for.
Our forum posting died off for the same reasons, and despite never throwing the towel in we just never really returned to it as much, although often dropped in.
We've both gained weight, lost confidence, etc, like a lot of our friends, decided we can live without it and that the friendships are more important than the sex anyway!
Would we return to swinging? Health and fitness improving, we wouldn't rule it out! The socials etc, we need to earn more to sustain that part of the fun!