I am sure that Shelly can come as many times as she pleases..
As for me, I don't know yet if I can attend, depends on whether I am in the country or not, will know more soon, but for now, maybe put me in as a maybe.
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Ceryndrion
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
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as above, failing that, just smoke them anyway.. I am sure that he'd understand your need to suck on something.. and if you didn't smoke his cigs.. refer him to the above posst
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it does depend on the bloke I guess..
I hate having to shave, so I tend to have a bit of stubble, along with my goatee and tash, though I do occassionally consider going clean shaven again.. I'm not sure which I prefer, there's two pics in my ad, one clean shaven, one not, so you decide.
I hate having to shave, so I tend to have a bit of stubble, along with my goatee and tash, though I do occassionally consider going clean shaven again.. I'm not sure which I prefer, there's two pics in my ad, one clean shaven, one not, so you decide.
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dunno lost count
think i must have had sex with 200+ people b4 i started swinging so i really dunno now
well, you haven't had me... how shocking :twisted:
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hmmm... really need to consider doing some pics of me in my kilt...
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hmmm best concert, has to be the english symphony orchestra, playing an open air concert on the lawns of an old country house in worcestershire. where we just set out a picnic on the grass and enjoyed the lubbly music
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Yes, I am devious and underhanded and scheming and plotting and everything else..
and I didn't throw my toys out of the pram or anything like that.. and nor did I attempt to pull the wool over anybodies eyes..
though it does appear that some people have an inability to understand any form of humour..
and I tell you.. if I were a true newbie.. I would be seriously put off by the amount of hostility that some people show towards anyone who makes even the slightest error in the way they word things..
now as Midlandsman has said, let this thread get back onto it's original course, and leave decisions to those who are supposed to be making them..
and I didn't throw my toys out of the pram or anything like that.. and nor did I attempt to pull the wool over anybodies eyes..
though it does appear that some people have an inability to understand any form of humour..
and I tell you.. if I were a true newbie.. I would be seriously put off by the amount of hostility that some people show towards anyone who makes even the slightest error in the way they word things..
now as Midlandsman has said, let this thread get back onto it's original course, and leave decisions to those who are supposed to be making them..
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I am just going to say one last thing here..
I wasn't asking to for an invite to this munch for any other reason than that some of my friends from the chatroom had asked me if I would like to go..
but, since I seem to cause so much offence, in whichever way you want to take what I say, I will simply say this...
The welcome I had when I first joined the chatroom was one thing.. the way people are on this forum is something entirely different, and to be honest, I dont think that I would want to meet people like you...
And I know that I will probably get banned for this, but really, right now, I care not..
I was here for my friends, everyone else, is incidental.
I wasn't asking to for an invite to this munch for any other reason than that some of my friends from the chatroom had asked me if I would like to go..
but, since I seem to cause so much offence, in whichever way you want to take what I say, I will simply say this...
The welcome I had when I first joined the chatroom was one thing.. the way people are on this forum is something entirely different, and to be honest, I dont think that I would want to meet people like you...
And I know that I will probably get banned for this, but really, right now, I care not..
I was here for my friends, everyone else, is incidental.
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I am just saving people the hassle, call me a nightmare, say that I try to muscle in.. call me whatever you will.. I am beyond caring now..
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*chuckles* don't tempt me...
Anyway.. much as it pains me to do so.. since the only reason that I asked to have my name put down was due to friends from chat asking me if I wanted to go..
take my name off the reserve list please
thankyou
Anyway.. much as it pains me to do so.. since the only reason that I asked to have my name put down was due to friends from chat asking me if I wanted to go..
take my name off the reserve list please
thankyou
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no.. that's my problem.. hence.. I'm screwed whatever I do.. guess I will just give this one a miss then and go about my buisness...
Sexlightened
no time is specifically the right time, because it is just the moment.
I would say, meet the girl, go for drinks, take things easy, and if it happens, it was meant to happen, if not, then that answers your question..
I would say, meet the girl, go for drinks, take things easy, and if it happens, it was meant to happen, if not, then that answers your question..
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1 – your most distinguished feature
Erm, my eyes probably
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
I suppose, Fruitcake
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
People chatting on the chatroom
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Terror - My Ruin
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
*winks*
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Absolutly no recollection.
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Take lots of photo's of things.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
blonde's cooking? nah seriously it would have to be something along the lines of a
chinese meal.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Does it have to be seven other people? if not, then Redstillettos..
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Customer Product Advisor - PCServiceCall (Telephone support for PCWorld)
Erm, my eyes probably
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
I suppose, Fruitcake
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
People chatting on the chatroom
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Terror - My Ruin
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
*winks*
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Absolutly no recollection.
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Take lots of photo's of things.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
blonde's cooking? nah seriously it would have to be something along the lines of a
chinese meal.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Does it have to be seven other people? if not, then Redstillettos..
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Customer Product Advisor - PCServiceCall (Telephone support for PCWorld)
Sexlightened
awww.. that's no good... but as I always say, everything happens for a reason.
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Posted deleted because people who don't know me seem to think that I am sulking..
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Posted deleted because people who don't know me seem to think that I am sulking..
Sexlightened
I never said my name was going onto the list.. I was trying to be funny, but I wont bother in future..
sorry I breathed.
sorry I breathed.
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sneaks my name onto the list.. it was there all along.. honest guv...
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Me, I am old enouhg to know better, and young enough not to care..
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At the bar drinking? and how did I miss that job? sheesh
*fingers crosssed*
*fingers crosssed*
