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Christinalouise
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 64
UK

About

Hiya, I never know what to write in these things, but here goes. I'm a pre-op TS, and been on hormones for the last three years but still fighting with the PCT for funding to Charring Cross Hospital. I am currently savingup for breast augmentation (donations gratefully received) and in the process of having my birth certificate changed - so please, pretty please, - if your looking for a chick with that bit extra I am NOT your type of girl, and nothing works, if you know what I mean.

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I'm looking for regular meets rather than one night stands. Dont get me wrong, hurried spontanious sex can be great, but if thats all you have - look elswhere . I always think the second meet is better than the first.

I can accommodate anytme / day as I live alone, well apart from the cats. I dont mind if you also dress, but if your idea of getting into my panties is to try them on - please- buy your own, and no, I dont do dressing fun - I look forward to kicking my heels off at the end of a hard day not slipping into them. The only type of dressing fun I would do is to dress for my man, as he wishes.

Few other donts (will get to some positives soon lol)

Dont send me a message saying:-

'I have never fecked a ts and I want to try it (if you have to try - practice somewhere else)

'I only want a blow job', (I cant even think of a polite reply to that)

'Im horney, send me some pics' (If we're lovers, anything goes - else dont confuse me with an internet search engine)

'For an old bird you look ok' (this is the message you'd only send if you want a castration, with blunt scissors)

'Do you fuck', (well yes I do - but sorry, only if you can string more than three words together darling)

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I dont do cyber unless I know and have met you - after that anything goes

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Now the pros

If you want a tactile, adventurous, girl, who will put everything into pleasing her man, will dress to please, be considerate and discreet, and much, oh so much more - then - message me

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I do try to answer all messages

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BTW - I also need a maid - this will be a working position only, so no sitting in front of a mirror all day. Duties include, cleaning, washing, and ironing. Apply via SH message.

Vouches

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Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 150 miles