Now to stand out from the other 7 million guys on here....I would like that missing excitement and filth back in my life. I'm here because we're all kinda on the same page, not because I'm desperate or struggle to meet people in the real world.... I have no problem with that, but in reality, meeting someone on a night out and broaching the subject of swinging/sharing/fantasies/desires etc will gain me nothing but a punch in the face and the label of 'that weirdo over there's (not a weirdo) lol. Thank God the internet hey.

I'm easy going, drama free, understanding and most certainly not pushy. Love a good conversation, sarcasm, dark humour, anything un-pc..

Couples and singles welcome. Not so much single guys, and definitely no those illiterate ones who cant manage a 'hi' let alone string a sentence together! And for the love of God, I dont want to see your nob or hairy arsehole.... we arent dogs!

Unlike the majority, I'm happy with a wink or a one liner, you wouldnt meet someone in person and talk at them with all your likes and dislikes.... you'd say 'hi, how are ya?' So let's go with that