Feb 2010:- Evening, all. We've kind of been out of circulation for the last few months due to various circumstances but are now lurking around once more. Thanks to SH's policy of deleting unsaved mail more than 30 days old anyone that's written to us since August has vanished off the radar. So apologies if you've not received a response but we're innocent, dammit, innocent. Most technology is rubbish anyway ... unless it's battery driven, of course.

Anyway, if we haven't responded, please write again and I (C) will reply. We're going to be away for a couple of weeks but will be around from the 23rd February onwards so replies will start winging their way then.

Oh ... and Happy New Year .... Better late than never.. Well, that's what I say.

C&R

2009:- OK. Here it is. What with C being ill, both of us working looong hours and other things (plus the fact that C takes so bloody long to reply to e-mails ... but I never told you that) we haven't been as successful as we hoped. Mea culpa, we both put our hands up (oo-err) to that as we should respond straight away as soon as we see a mail. C has promised me that from now on she will respond quickly. Otherwise, no BJ's for her in the future (there's something wrong with that statement that I can't quite put my finger on).

Admittedly C has been shagging an old friend but she could do better. So ... to ensure we don't waste anyone's time, we're still looking to broaden our horizons with the main objective of bringing a smile to madam's face. Thing is, we can only plan for Friday nights or weekends due to the aforementioned pressure of work. A lottery win would change that constraint but until that happens, we do have to work....

Anyway, if we have disappointed anyone through our struggle to arrange a suitable time, we apologise but if you can fit in with our time-scale, drop us a line, boy or girl (girl would not be interested in R, trust me .... ashtray on a motorbike, him ...).

Oh, and we do like to meet up beforehand 'cos you may not like us when you first meet us, noworrameen?

And one final thing, I'm afraid. Please don't bother with winks. A little effort is always appreciated. Winks will be resolutely ignored. C'est la vie.

C&R