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Quote by chrishants
Was out dogging last night and noticed an idiot I saw the last time I visited this location, was up to his same old tricks (guess most people know what Im talking about!).
Obviously there is nothing at all to be done about twattish boy racers, in kevved up old bangers, but perhaps it would be a good idea to post car details and reg numbers of people who are regular visitors to a certain location, and behave in a way that spoils things for most others there?
Perhaps having details posted up the net wouldnt make a scrap of difference to these people, but it would possibly be helpful to newbies who after the seeing the car in question would be able to steer well clear?
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not a good idea!
Quote by HarryJones
It would appear from reading the Forum that there were doggers out in the truly abysmal weather so no doggers are not like test cricketers in my original respect although upon further consideration doggers are in my experience like test cricketers in that you have to wait around for five whole days to get a result.
To add to that you can wait around for 5 days and still NOT get a result so dogging and cricket have a lot in common right? lol
adding a sarcastic comment after they read some of the lets meet ads?
Is it me feeling really sarcy or do others feel the urge also.
Example.
Title New guy would like to meet women!!? Are their any!!?
post Hey people any ladies near the south coast and up for a bit of fun!!?
I so want ed to say something like, sorry mate i need to appologise, during the day today i rounded up all the decent women in the south of England and brought them to there rightful place, the North where men have bigger penis'es and we last longer and they would be rightfully pleasured better.
Does anyone else ever get the urge to reply with sarcasm or am i the only fruit loop who had weird urges and needs to have his medication increased?
Is it me feeling really sarcy or do others feel the urge also.
Example.
Title New guy would like to meet women!!? Are their any!!?
post Hey people any ladies near the south coast and up for a bit of fun!!?
I so want ed to say something like, sorry mate i need to appologise, during the day today i rounded up all the decent women in the south of England and brought them to there rightful place, the North where men have bigger penis'es and we last longer and they would be rightfully pleasured better.
Does anyone else ever get the urge to reply with sarcasm or am i the only fruit loop who had weird urges and needs to have his medication increased?
Quote by rocky horror
Busty........
4. Adjust penis and testicles to hang comfortably without touching the
toilet rim.
This is a man thing, you never really get it right, because it does hit the sides, that is why we always move these dam toilet thingies that hang inside the loo, from the front to the back...it dunnarf make ya thingy tingle
you got to put them on the side really because if you have a bad kebab and get the trots you can covera poorly placed one at the back
Quote by Sgt Bilko
This will come in handy for target practice next time you go for a pee. 8) 8) 8)
Oh so true!!!
Quote by the_magik_s
Do women poo? :confused:
Magik
Its their belief that when they fart is smells like roses and when they piss its pure mineral water...if thats the case whan i crap i crap gold bars
Thanks for the welcome!!!
My Dr was about to issue me with a certificate of 'saneness' but became aware i was registering with this forum and for some reason ripped it up in front of my face and started laughing...whats that all about then?
Did someone say PARTY!! WOOOOOO just promise me there will be no mixmasters or chas and dave and im there like a cheap suit at a Mexican wedding (no offence any mexicans who frequent these places)
My Dr was about to issue me with a certificate of 'saneness' but became aware i was registering with this forum and for some reason ripped it up in front of my face and started laughing...whats that all about then?
Did someone say PARTY!! WOOOOOO just promise me there will be no mixmasters or chas and dave and im there like a cheap suit at a Mexican wedding (no offence any mexicans who frequent these places)
So yes, im another newbie!
Just registered with the forum and been browsing about and thought id introduce myself, so...yeah! Im Chris, from the good old North east of England! Yup im a boro'ish boy. (just outside)
I'm another of the number of single males who is looking for something fun and intresting!
So yes, not a huge introduction i know but as i post im sure you will pick up things about me.
Just registered with the forum and been browsing about and thought id introduce myself, so...yeah! Im Chris, from the good old North east of England! Yup im a boro'ish boy. (just outside)
I'm another of the number of single males
who is looking for something fun and intresting!So yes, not a huge introduction i know but as i post im sure you will pick up things about me.
