Yes it's me, the mythical, hot bi babe. Yes I am real. Seeking a couple looking me to join them for kinky fun. 

But you really do have to be cool - like, both into the sex thing, no weirdness about whether the guy gets to fuck me, all that. 

Also along a couple of straight guys to handle me, but that is like the mythical unicorn for hot bi girls. I'll wait.