Hiya, I'm Bunny. I'm just here to catch up with some old friends as I was active on this site a few years ago. I'm in a relationship and I'm not looking to play. Cheers!

Once upon a time I was famed for the longest profile ever. So when I came back to reconnect with old friends, I cut it all out and stuck the small paragraph above on my profile. Seems that hasn't worked. So, here is what you need to know:

1. I'm really not going to meet you. It doesn't matter how big your cock is.

2. I still hate being called babe.

3. I'm not interested in friends requests from people who've never even spoken to me.

4. I'm really not going to meet you. It doesn't matter if you're only a 30 minute drive away. Cheating on my boyfriend in our own house?! That's classy.

5. If you feel the need to ask to see my private album, the chances are you're never going to see it. Don't ask.

6. I'm not interested in phone sex either. Incidentally, why do I always get asked to do the calling? Answers on a postcard.

7. I'm really, really, REALLY not going to meet you. You might very well be a modern-day Rasputin. I'll just have to miss out.

8. Winks get sent an auto-response because winks are pretty annoying, don't you agree?

There now. Does that make it clearer?