We're an attractive, creative, intelligent couple with a great sense of humour. We're pretty relaxed as people and are very much in love with eachother. We tend to split our time between S. Wales and London. She is sexy & petite with long dark hair, bewitching brown eyes, an eager tongue, a hungry pussy and is a size 10 & a 34C. He is a good looking chap with soulful dark eyes, a naughty smile, and a delicious cock. She's naturally very giving and un-ashamed in the bedroom. She's EXCEPTIONALLY bi, and always eager to explore her bi-tendencies in the flesh. He's great at physically reading people, is sensitive to others, has plenty of stamina, and can eat a pussy like a ravanous lesbian! As a couple you'll find us to be caring, warm, hospitable, friendly, and keen to laugh with you as much as we're keen to cum with you. We're not part of the "scene" or "hardened swingers" (though you'll find us to be pretty hardcore once we're in fuck mode!). We had a phenomenal time when we originally popped our swinging cherry, and we'll always maintain the benchmark in our minds as to how things SHOULD be for both parties in an ideal situation... We possess the depth & sensitivity required to help any first time couples with their early experiences.

For another genuine, fun-loving couple with a bi-fem (who fit a similar description to our own) or alternately, an attractive & bubbly bi-fem who's as naughty as we are. [NB. There's so many women out there who feign their bi-sexuality just to please their husbands/boyfriends who push them into it for their pleasure alone. We're searching for bi-fems who are genuinely sensual & comfortable with their bi-sexuality] Also, we're always happy to make new friends regardless of whether we swing together or not, so don't feel as though we're only after your bodies. We appreciate souls and minds too!

Not into water-sports (of the pee variety!), scat (though we quite like a bit of Ella Fitzgerald), or pain (life is often painful enough thank-you). We have some friends who are into BDSM, but it's not our thing (besides, the outfits would look ridiculous on him!).

We're happy to privately exchange face pics, chat on MSN & phone, meet up for a drink etc in order to see if we all click. There's no reason why we wouldn't get horny with you on the first date if everyone was in the mood, and in contrast, a few good reasons why we sometimes wouldn't want to. Likewise, we wouldn't be offended if you turned us down.

We'll want to see recent, clear face & body pics OF YOU BOTH so as to ensure that we know exactly who we're talking to! Likewise, we'll want to get to know you a bit before we arrange a date to meet up. We assume that you're going to be just as curious about us, so we're always reciprocal. We're not in the least bit neurotic or over-guarded, but we do like to be selective. Please don't get in touch though unless you're actually serious about wanting to get to know us. We maintain busy lives outside of our naughty pursuits and don't possess the time to deal with: single guys pretending to be couples; men who's other halves have absolutely no idea that they're officially part of a swinging couple; people who are cheating on loved ones; pic collectors; neurotics, weirdos, narcissists, old-age pensioners, talkers not doers, etc.

MOST DEFINITELY: No pushy people, scary Mary's, or SINGLE MEN!!!

Cleanliness & good manners a must.

(Blimey, we're starting to sound like school-teachers reading the riot act... We're not, we promise!!!)