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Cyrano__de__Bergerac
Over 90 days ago
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buckfast there ya go???? that has nowt to do wi monks has it ffs????? dunno
brought up straddling the divide! orange walk one side, daren't ask for owt green with us dinner!!! and growing tiger lillies t'other side just so we could chop 'em down as the walk went past. and me uncle living opposite ibrox wi the celtic flag finally went into the glazing business hisself! lol
neil x x x x
<<< cyrano sweeps off his hat, bows low to the ladies, surrepticiously rips off his mask to reveal.......
a big nosed fecker with a floppy hat with a feather in it...... >>>
cunning disguise or wot????? keep ya guessing to the last i will!!!!
that groucho tho?? dead fecking obvious with all his clever img's and emoticons and stuff? what's the point in that ffs??? ;-)
cyrano
ggrrrrrrrrr eli vous foutu baiseur mexicain en sueur laid
vous m'appelle un souffle ?
jesus do i ave tooo get mon epee out again??? je suis foutu knackered avec tout ce combat en duel!!!
cyrano
if that helps at all??? :P
rocky! hey!
as someone who was surprised to click thru the 300 last nite when i thought i was all out on 280 odd, bloody well done. and yes, exactly, whole hearted agreement etc etc oin all your sentiments. seems this weekend the good times are back in full effect! roll on the next 500 ((( and my next few pieces of tosh! )))
cyrano! ;-) :P
Oii eli you fecking ugly fecker! back rite off ffs!!!
miss whiplash? i've been unsheathing my sword all weekend to no avail?? having a rapier wit counts for naught if you can't plunge said rapier every so often!!! quiet corner over there, away from the stinking mexican person perhaps??? hhhmmmmm????
<<< all said in a sexy, weak at the knees kinda french accent obviously! >>>
cyrano
baisez-moi! :shock: nom de le bouef!! putain de merde!!!
un cucumberrrrr, cucumberrrrrrrrr??????? rolleyes c'est insupportable!!! :mad: ave at you monsieur! duel
cyrano du grand epee (( et nez aussi ))
MrsFC, surely you ave not just noteeced??? eet ees compulsory n'est-ce pas!?
maintenant, ou est le kangarou. delicieux avec un sauce au poivre! je suis un cuisinier tres bon, tu sais! <<< going weak at the knees yet MrsFC?? hhhmmmm??? ;-) >>>
cyrano
spit-conque? ispit-conque????
vous êtes un gros, laid, puant porc
wot are you doing in ear monsieur. i waited on the field d'honneur depuis all bloody morning, and you are standeeng een ear eyeing up les belles femmes and steenking and dreenking. pah!! and oo ees thees neil personne? dunno
garcon? un vin rouge s'il vous plait, dans un de jag's grands verres..... <<< i'm sure this bloody babel fish thingy ain't working rite? :dunno: >>>
shall we sod the duelling and rubbish french accent and just get a bit pissed for a bit? that man wi no name never showed either eh? thought i'd scared him off! HA!
Quote by some ugly, stinking mexican person
Okaya I gotta gun - you gotta sworda - whatsa tha oddsa??
oy big nose wots yur problem...we can sort it for a small price

Whatsa the oddsa then eh?
<<< goes off to check if pistols we're invented yet, for the sake of historical accuracy! >>>
erm............not sure ffs!
but anyways you never seen james wotsisface in the magnificent seven eh?? with a bit of a bloody knife against that bloke with the shooter, let alone a sword ffs!!! so your point is wot exactly???
eli you ugly personne.......
I pray you have a care! If you go on
My scabbard soon will render up its blade! :shock: rolleyes who writes this stuff ffs???
<<< bit more hanky slapping, but in a slightly more aggressive way >>>
<< sweeps off his hat and bows with a flourish >>>
ahhhh eliza ma belle fille. i believe u ave already met mon ami le Compte de Cuiche at zee ambassadors ball?? ee was quite taken wiz your beauty as i recall, zo all that raining on the plaining waz ay leetle confusing???? un verre du vin, n'est-ce pas???
x x x x x
<<< slips quite out of character for a bit! >>>
now look man wi no name whoever you are. i just bloody well challenged ugly to a duel ffs, so you can just ride off into the sunset and leave the duelling to proper..erm......duellists, ok?? all very well going all slanty eyed and spitting, but there's ways and means, and they generally involve slightly effeminate carrying on with hankies or lacy gloves and stuff alrite???
<<< tuts >>>
or d'you want me to order up an extra coffin from the old guy??? hhhmmmm??? duel
merde!!! j'ai oublié de mettre mon masque dessus! ((( forgot to put me 'ead on ffs )))
Quote by Groucho
not in the nose....not in the nose.....

not much of a disguise i know! was a bit limited for options avec un nez comme-ca!
<<< slaps Eli about a bit with a lacy hanky in a slightly foppish way! >>>
monsieur!! if you would so dishonneur yourself duelling with pistols. well, i shall await satisfaction at dawn. pah!
I order silence, all!
And challenge the whole pit collectively!--
I write your names!--Approach, young heroes, here!
Each in his turn! I cry the numbers out!--
Now which of you will come to ope the lists?
You, Sir? No! You? No! The first duellist duel
Shall be dispatched by me with honors due!
Let all who long for death hold up their hands!
Modest? You fear to see my naked blade? ((( oooerr missus )))
Not one name?--Not one hand?--Good, I proceed!
ho-hee-ho-he-haw.......est-ce qu'il ya un bouteille du bordeaux ici, s'il vous-plait???
baisez-moi un kangourou!!!
ladeez, allow me the honeur of defending your honeurs............
:duel: