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Daihappy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
Straight Female

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biggrin oh now this is my area as an incurable petrol-head! lol Have been told many times I should have been a motoring journalist - much too opinionated to be a good one.
Phantom Corsair (only 1 ever made,stunning)
Any Hispano Suiza model
1959 Cadillac 2 door
1957 Dodge Royal custom
Facel Vega
1964 Chevrolet Impala (full hydraulic set-up)
1950's Porsche Spyder 550 (car James Dean died in)
1961-3 Ford Consul Capri (got one and 3 in parts!)
1972 Mercedes 250ce coupe (got one)
Alvis TD or TE 21 (named my cat Alvis!)
Mercedes 300sl "gullwing"
If anyone ever gets so bored they want to eat their hair - check these beauties out on IMAGES on Google - suddenly Ferraris (yawn) seem as boring as they are and also how dull and mundane cars have become, where did style go? evil
biggrin Hi Pete and the Pirates! Looks good for me to get down on the Saturday night... if I ever get this damn tag off my ankle! banghead Will get the lyrics for Friggin in the rigging so we can all sing along! :thumbup: I am afraid I will be coming down on my own though :cry:
Ok better re-watch Captain Pugwash and play my Pirate memory game (ages 4 to 8)
:wave2: see you all there.....
:thumbup: Well done Pete, I tried that - sold a load of stuff on ebay, had cash in my Paypal account .... and yes - you've guessed it.... bought more crap! rolleyes
mad Right with you on the Kareoke thing Heln.
I know that Simply Red have been brought up (like vomit!) already, but they are soooocrap I am giving them a re-mention. Mick, get behind The Chemical Brothers, you're next..... evil
German girls, around 5ft10 to 6ft, strongly built with an over zelous inclination to administer harsh discipline for very petty reasons on a regular program of correction. Mmmmmmmm. Sorry! redface got a bit carried away there, I am flexible on the height thing, ish.! :twisted:
smile Hi there ! I live in Cardiff but love going to wiltshire as there is so much to do depending what you are into. You've got Avebury stone circle- much better than the over commercial Stone Henge, Silbury Hill, East and West Kennett burial chambers, several white horses in the hillside, etc, also this time of year is the highest crop-cirlce activity, plenty of formations forming in Wiltshire.
There is a camping meet up organised for September in Wiltshire - look for the thread. I will be coming over from The Land of Sheep And Song on my motorbike - a Dragstar incase you wondered!
Where ever you go on a motorbike - you get there too soon!!
Cheers, Dai.
biggrin Hey Red - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you from myself and Sassy-sexy-arse. Hope you had a great time and hopefully we may see you soooon! Dai.
mad I have never been of a violent nature, but since the latest tripe offering from the pretentious Chemical Brothers, I now want a fist-fight with both of them at the same time- annoying techno-loop digitally-sampling pair of twats! evil
Oh yeh, forgot - ANY song by Level 42 (yawn) or The Lighthouse Family (yawn....zzzzzzzzzz)
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neutral Hi tomu, this is a very good question/subject that I hope many people think about and act upon. I had an idea a short time ago, just wondering if anyone has any views on it. I have decided to start giving blood on a regular basis as there is a great shortage currently. Obviously when blood is donated it is tested for anything detremental to a recipient, i.e. any nasty diseases. This way I get tested and donate at the same time and regularly?! :idea: rolleyes
:!: Having posted earlier and thought about it all day, my parents wouldn't buy me a chopper- excuse: "they are dangerous, you will go over the handle-bars" - so what did I do throughout the '70's? - went over the handle-bars of all my friends' choppers! Furthermore I own a fantastic, original 1972 orange chopper now just to spite them!!
Secondly, as I have my 4 year old son a few times a week and sick of the crap he likes to watch, I did what any decent parent would do and bought him a Mr. Benn DVD - and he LOVES it - Result!! ... so to carry this on, for his birthday he's got The Clangers, Captain Pugwash and the best of Basil Brush (boom boom!) - if he won't watch them I will any way.
"As if by magic, the shop keeper appeared".
biggrin ....ahhh - jumpers for goal-posts! -fantastic to read that and whizz me back to when I was young and carefree!!
It has been said that at the point of death your life flashes before your eyes - make it worth watching!
Did Fatboy Slim?
Did Jennifer Rush?
Who does Courtney Love?
Who did Beverley Knight?
Did Jarvis Cock-her (sorry!)
Did Tina Turn-her (soooorry!)
Who wanted to Rod Stewart (I'll get my coat!!)
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sad Having spent the last two weeks travelling on my motorcycle as my car is in the spray-shop, I have decided to part-ex my bike for a submarine . . .anyone know any dealers? rolleyes
Hi Redbird, I'm glad you are back coz you have a lovely arse and I'm an arse expert - I have made it my life's work!! Please don't change that pic hun!
**I am the only perv in the village**
My smell from hell problem now seems to have gone away nowdays thankfully...... but what WAS that smell in charity shops?? :uhoh:
I would like to offer private tuition, first 15 lessons are free :giggle:
I know this one well hun, been through it myself. As a few others have already said, it sounds like you suffer with some type of depression. The are many types and many causes.... and many successful treatments! It would be a good idea to get this checked out asap, why waste time feeling crap?
Another great thing for you to look into would be a Self Assertiveness course. One of the best things I did to improve my self esteem was to do some CBT (cognitive behaviour therapy) and get myself less paranoid an worried what people thought of me, after all, did I really care what they thought of me?
I do hope you get this sorted soon. If I can be of any help - send me a p.m. biggrin
I heard a saying once - "Sometimes in life, we don't do things we want because we don't want people to know we want to do them". I always thought that was very profound, however if you go further into the psychology, invert it even, then a thrill can result for to feel something is "wrong" it becomes exciting?
This is my offering in the vein of the straight man who "turns" bi.... :confused2:
I've heard loads over the years, some funny, some corny and some guaranteed to get a drink thrown over your favourite shirt, here's the ones I can remember (some I wish I could'nt!) lol.:
"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven".
"Get your coat - you've pulled".
(after smashing some ice on the bar)- "that's broken the ice, now what's your name".
"fancy going halfs on a bastard?".
"This face is leaving in ten minutes - be on it".
I cannot for the life of me remember which one I used to "pull" Sassy... but it worked!! rotflmao
Look forward to reading more horrors in this forum!!
I will never, EVER adjust the seat of the works pool car whilst driving up a steep hill - I didn't loose control but the controls lost me ffs!
Another thing never to do again is let Sassy navigate!
Sass-nav is shite!!! ....... she's gonna kiiiiiill me for that! ... bolt
Hi folks - I think that getting lost on holiday is all part of the fun, as long as you got someone to blame... sorry Sass - I was concentrating on the road (no pedestrians' arses to concentrate on instead!) biggrin
It was so nice to meet you all and enjoy a fabulous couple of days in such good company smile :) :) - look forward to the next SH camp. Ray Mears you're out of a job, Wino is taking over!
Hi both wave
Not sure we can make that friday but we've been talking about going to Chams sometime soon ( :scared: ) and it'll be nice to go along with someone else as green as us! :giggle:
Keep us posted how it goes :thumbup:
Sassy
Hey Ben, looks like if you are barkin',howlin', mental-mad then you will fit in at SH, if you are not then fear not, you soooon will be - I was after only 2days and 3 hours.
Wot u think of Sassy's arse? am thinking of starting a fan-club for it, the usual membership card, badge, bi-monthly news letter (sorry)! and T-shirts etc.
Catch you soon dude
Dai
Hey Red, Sassy showed me your fabulous epigram!
Firstly I'd like to compliment you on your compelling fluency of eloquence!
Secondly I can't help thinkig that you may have missed your vocation in life, you could write stories for jiz mag.s.... or even articles for a camping mag. ...or better still start your own publication that combines those 2 wonderful pleasures life holds!
Lastly I realise you have an eye for quality - yes, Sassy sure does have a fine arse, an asset I hope to exploit - keep an eye on our photos!
Hope to see you at the BBQ :cheers:
Dai
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Psst...fancy joing the LAPP....wink
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You're kidding??! She won't let me!!!! :shock:
Hi everyone and thanks for the lovely welcome. I'm really looking forward to meeting some of you at the social next month.
I wanted to volunteer for the slave auction but Sassy said I'm HER bitch for the weekend confused
Dai xx