:!: Having posted earlier and thought about it all day, my parents wouldn't buy me a chopper- excuse: "they are dangerous, you will go over the handle-bars" - so what did I do throughout the '70's? - went over the handle-bars of all my friends' choppers! Furthermore I own a fantastic, original 1972 orange chopper now just to spite them!!
Secondly, as I have my 4 year old son a few times a week and sick of the crap he likes to watch, I did what any decent parent would do and bought him a Mr. Benn DVD - and he LOVES it - Result!! ... so to carry this on, for his birthday he's got The Clangers, Captain Pugwash and the best of Basil Brush (boom boom!) - if he won't watch them I will any way.
"As if by magic, the shop keeper appeared".
Hi Redbird, I'm glad you are back coz you have a lovely arse and I'm an arse expert - I have made it my life's work!! Please don't change that pic hun!
**I am the only perv in the village**
My smell from hell problem now seems to have gone away nowdays thankfully...... but what WAS that smell in charity shops?? :uhoh:
I would like to offer private tuition, first 15 lessons are free :giggle:
I heard a saying once - "Sometimes in life, we don't do things we want because we don't want people to know we want to do them". I always thought that was very profound, however if you go further into the psychology, invert it even, then a thrill can result for to feel something is "wrong" it becomes exciting?
This is my offering in the vein of the straight man who "turns" bi.... :confused2:
No she's not .... unless she ties me up... hmmm :twisted:
Hey Ben, looks like if you are barkin',howlin', mental-mad then you will fit in at SH, if you are not then fear not, you soooon will be - I was after only 2days and 3 hours.
Wot u think of Sassy's arse? am thinking of starting a fan-club for it, the usual membership card, badge, bi-monthly news letter (sorry)! and T-shirts etc.
Catch you soon dude
Dai
Hey Red, Sassy showed me your fabulous epigram!
Firstly I'd like to compliment you on your compelling fluency of eloquence!
Secondly I can't help thinkig that you may have missed your vocation in life, you could write stories for jiz mag.s.... or even articles for a camping mag. ...or better still start your own publication that combines those 2 wonderful pleasures life holds!
Lastly I realise you have an eye for quality - yes, Sassy sure does have a fine arse, an asset I hope to exploit - keep an eye on our photos!
Hope to see you at the BBQ :cheers:
Dai