Hi

Bit about myself, at school I did exceptionally well in my O-levels and from there went on to master my vocation...

In my early twenties I captained the GB Olympic pussy licking team, and picked up a world record in clitoral gymnastics.

Now though, I need to get back into training for the forthcumming summer games and urgently need a practice partner to assist me in perfecting my skills and hopefully help me regain my title as Champion pussy eater.

Only genuine team players need apply.

If you think you could coach me back to full match fitness please contact me immediately.

Dan