I'm single, fit, genuine, got a good body, 7" cock, size 9 feet, 34" waist, 36" telly. No sense of fashion, no sense of humour, seeks help and attractive women and couples for fun.

UPDATE 2020: Been away from the site for some years, but back to try my luck 🤞 Most of the above still true ... tv a bit larger now though!

As you can see, I like any meets to be fun. I'm no 'lad' so won't act like a twat, but I like a few smiles and laughs! I'm a long stayer and enjoy long sessions... just love being around beautiful bodies! I have had a number of experiences of threesomes, groups and parties, both with exes and alone... so i know the rules!

I have plenty of free time now and happy to travel (which with my location seems likely). On that front, these quoted distances may be fine for owners of helicopters... I am not one! Also happy to accommodate... perhaps stop off on your way to France, one day!  

What I am no good at though is tech... I do not cam and not into online chats. More than happy to get to know you first, but much prefer the phone, texts or emails. If the distance is not too great, I can meet you for a drink.... so far this has worked well for me!

I don't know the etiquette on here yet, so if I offend anyone, it's unintentional. I guess people are happy to get 'likes', is that different from 'winks' somehow?

Please ask any questions, I will update again when i know what people want to know 🤔