Hi, you dirty bunch! First off, I'm NOT looking for single males of any description, thanks.

About me:

I'm a non-pushy, discrete, (considered) attractive, athletic, well educated/professional, articulate guy with a GSOH who enjoys a laugh and a glass of wine or two. I'm in my 30's, very clean ,(shaved/trimmed, always smell nice - think Jo Malone, Tom Ford, Chanel; fresh breath!), well dressed, no piercings or tattoos, VWE and repeater. I'm not a newbie nor a 'hardened swinger'. I consider this a life enhancer rather than the basis for a lifestyle; an occasional treat in the company of other discerning, intelligent people, if you will. I'm comfortable being dominant in the bedroom - but ALWAYS respectful (I'm not an Eastern European porn star!). HOWEVER, I'm equally happy for the girl to take control as I find that a huge turn on! (I like a girl who knows what she likes and isn't afraid to get it). I love sensuality, exploration and the physical/mental differences between men and women. Vive la difference!!

About you:

Attractive, slim/athletic (no BBW's please), couples and females (20s-40-ish)who take care of their appearance, are clean bodily and sexual health-wise, and have a touch of class - no 'chavs' or text talkers/spellers please; not on the opposite side of the world - although I'm prepared to travel for the right cpl/fem.

My Turn-Ons:

Quite simply, knowing a girl is thoroughly enjoying herself and feels relaxed enough in my company to lose her inhibitions and have fun is my main aim. If she's enjoying herself, then so am I.

STRAP IN, HERE COMES THE RANT BIT!:

I've been on the site - on and off - long enough to spot fakes, chancers, guys pretending to be girls/cpls, "My webcam's broken" types, and all the other excuses that waste everyone's time. I embrace life and it's experiences with both hands and don't have the time or inclination to entertain those people. Similarly, I won't share my private photos with anyone with no (recent or representative) pictures or verifications, or unless you can prove who you are on cam in chatrooms, or (very rarely) if I have a gut feeling you're genuine.

I'm happy to chat with anyone in chat as I like getting to know people in general and certainly before meeting, as I've discovered the experience is infinitely better with a bit of a banter, build up and anticipation. N.B: Gay/bi/bi-curious guys - I'm more than happy to chat but please see above; it's never gonna happen.

I never meet with an expectant attitude and would expect you to do the same; If anyone doesn't feel an attraction or something doesn't feel quite right, I feel they have the right to not go any further, regardless of distance travelled, with no hard feelings.

My 'Like' list:

I absolutely LOVE giving oral (and receiving, obviously!), teasing, flirting, quality kissing,lots of eye contact, toys, expensive/classy underwear, embracing ALL our god-given senses, light restraint/blindfolds etc. As long as it's naughty, fun and 100% consensual, it's all good! Although i'm not gay,bi/curious, I'm more than happy with close male contact (DP, DV, DO etc).

I love to see/make a hot woman squirt (something I've been rather successful at).

If you're a couple, PLEASE make sure BOTH of you are 100% consensual. If we do meet and I discover someone is 'taking one for the team' and isn't completely up for it, even if you or I travel a considerable distance, I won't hesitate to walk away.

So,If you fancy some fun and a laugh, drop me a line with face, and/or full length photos with some detail about yourself and what you're into; or even a wink if you're a lazy bugger

Hope to hear from you soon,

Dan.

xx