First things first: If you have a couples profile, you should be a couple! If you once were and have since split, you should have the decency to change your profile to single so that everyone knows where they stand from the start. There are so many single men doing this and it's deceiving and dishonest. Not a great start!

Another grumble whilst we're at it; please DO NOT send instant messages in the chat room if ur a single guy with 'nice pics' or 'you're really nearby' or similar inane comments. We are sorry but we dont meet single guys, thanks.

Last grumble (promise): Mrs Dart doesn't want to sound shallow, but if there are no cock shots on yr profile pics and we then decide to exchange face pics, could she please see a pic of your appendage as it is unfair to just assume she'd be happy on the night!She is used to a good sized cock with Mr Dart :0) Oh, and please ensure all pics are recent so that we can all be honest and fair. Thank you x x

Hi and thanx for taking the time to read this.

We enjoy full swap sex with couples similar to ourselves. We like to think we have good senses of humour and are chatty (those of you regulars in the chatroom will verify that one!).

We can accommodate with notice and will also travel a reasonable distance for a meet. We prefer quick phone call and then if all happpy, a soon meet.

We wont entertain those who have little or no text in their profiles - if you cannot be arsed to sell yourselves, you cannot be relied upon to show up for a meet. We're also not interested in profiles with no pics or 'contact member for pics'. What's that all about? You can have pics and still enjoy annonymity!

We meet couples and as a couple (although if that couple wants to bring extras, we're up for that!!). We insist on same room and the male has to be straight please. There's nothing remotely curious about Mr Dart, although he does sometimes ponder the chicken and the egg theory..

We are reliable and will always turn up if arranged to. If we have a last-minute change of heart (not happened yet) we will have the honesty to call and say so. That's what we're like - straight up (no pun intended).

Mr Dart has reinstalled M S N on his computer so be aware that when chatting, it will be with him. Mrs Dart chats in the chatroom. We mail, exchange private pics, phone and then if all happy, meet. We appreciate not everybody wants to take the evening that stage further, but we would ask if that is the case for you to say rather than everyone be unsure. Happily this is a rare occurrence for us :-) Suffice to say, if we've arranged to meet, it's likely you'll be coming back with us for a good seeing to!! NB: We only ever give out Mr Dart's phone number. Please dont ask for Mrs Dart's!!

Right, a little about us: We're not supermodels but consider ourselves reasonable for the mileage. We are friendly and relaxed with what we do and who we are. Mrs Dart tends to chat more in the chatroom (although doesnt like the new layout it has to be said!) and writes in reddish brown. She is not fond of people - especially single men - whispering as prefers to chat publically in the room. It's ok if she knows u tho, but dont exepct her to whisper back as it confuses her, bless her. Mr Dart writes in black and generally perves the cams.

We dont have any interest in being tied up and having pain inflicted, most certainly not into anything involving wee or poo, but we are quite fond of a little bottom smacking/hair pulling as directed. We are clean and discreet, friendly and good company. Mr Dart can expertly locate a G Spot, hence Mrs Dart's is very responsive.

We both like to kiss and caress. If kissing is a no-no, please do not contact us as we're not for you. It's all part of the build-up and we have to admit we are surprised that some people think kissing 'too intimate' when they're prepared to have sex!! Just our opinion...

If swinging is what this site is about for you, you are a male/female COUPLE of around the same age group, you live locally (ish) and want to meet, please contact us. xxx