Hello lovely people!

Right, as the name suggests, we live in Dubai for much of the year. That's great news for you 'cos it means that you get tour guides when you come for a holiday, and you've a place to stay if you're over for a visit.

I've recently introduced Mrs D to the world of Swing Heaven and she bloody loves it! You can usually find us in the chat rooms and we don't mind camming, often with Mrs D doing all the flirting.

So that's us and your hols sorted out so what else is there? Well, I am no longer wanted by the Metropolitan Constabulary and to be honest that was all a mix up in the first place. How could I have known the bank notes were forged? And as for the stalking allegations, complete fabrication on behalf of the panda.

Happily, the drinking has eased somewhat and I am now down to just the one bottle a day, with zanex chasers obviously. Can't be too careful as my therapist used to say.

If you've read this far, you won't be too surprised to see that we don't take life too seriously. We travel a lot, (especially Thailand) and always look to meet new people. It's even better if they are willing to have a laugh and occasionally get naked.

So, go on, drop us a mail, send a wink, send a smoke signal other than "fuck me, my blanket's on fire". Everything answered, not often in semaphore but it has been known.