Note: we have only basic membership. Please don't waste our time and yours but those not reading this whole profile will be ignored (yes, it is obvious if you haven't).

We are a long-term couple (25+ years together) with experience. We seek a fit guy to play with her while hubby watches. We are looking for someone reasonably local, reliable and with stamina as a long-term, regular fuck buddy. You must be clean and disease free. Cock size is not all important, but she knows what she likes when she sees it. You may be single or married; as discretion is given & expected.  You don't need to be an experienced bull, but communication is all important.

Sorry about this, but we feel we must make some things clear before we tell you any more about us. If you clearly have not read our profile fully, we will not even respond to your message. Please only respond if there is obvious common interests as otherwise it is just wasting your time and ours!  A very recent facial pic and a recent naked body pic are essential (you don't have to show your c*ck if you don't want - but she will ask for that later). 

We are limited in the number of replies we can make (not full members), so will only answer messages that show they have read our profile (and even then limited at most to the best 3 messages per 24 hours). Our apologies for not saying thank you to any compliments on our profile or photos, but our account limits us. (We would be happy to respond to everyone if we had a free upgrade to our membership!!!). Our membership does not include online chat.

So, what will help elicit a reply from us? Well, tell us something about you, what you want, what you have to offer and your experiences to date. A facial picture is a huge positive; a cock shot alone is not welcome & will put us off you - but is welcome if you include a facial picture as well. Showing us your body with a photo is easy, but we also want to know what your mind has to offer; words are the way to win what she has to offer.

Also, if you have edited your profile shortly before messaging us, we will also not respond. We respect honesty above all else.  You do not need to be a perfect match, so don't go editing your profile simply for that reason.

So, here is something about us two...

She loves the attention, is very responsive & willing, will dress to please (whatever is required: stockings, lingerie, schoolgirl outfit, hooker, classy, etc.). She loves to have her knickers pulled down & to be spanked over your knee. She likes a little assertiveness & confidence, but not you being a forceful idiot. In return, she will be your willing slut. Only once trust is established, and a long-term arrangement seems likely, will heavenly cum play & delicious bareback be offered. We all know that hard raw cock in wet willing pussy is the ultimate in fun.  

He loves to watch, take photos, sometimes video (strictly for our own personal use, but you must be comfortable being watched & filmed - faces can be excluded if you wish). He loves to help as needed. He likes to  wear pretty lingerie, and perform cleanup. He would love to help insert the bulls cock into her & is curious about fluffing (while straight, this is about submitting to what will get her what she wants & helping anyway at all). Not into explicit humiliation.

We love an initial meet in a pub & if we all get on, you get to run your hand up her skirt to fondle & kiss her there in public, hopefully getting your hand into her excited knickers as this will definitely get her going; hubby enjoys the mild humiliation of others noticing her kissing another guy. 

We do have experience of the lifestyle, but are fed up of time-wasters or those that cannot commit to something long-term, so please be serious. We also do not appreciate those who lie on their profile. e.g. age (photos or you ten years ago) or marital status, so be honest. (If you turn up to a meet looking ten years older than your photo, even if you look good, it shows that you cannot be trusted and we'll walk away immediately.)

Hubby will read initial messages to us & screen them. Wifey may occasionally reply. Messages will be screened initially by location. It is essential that you include your location in any message subject line. And bonus points for spotting hubby amongst our photos (it shows that you are paying attention as well as reading all of this). This usefully helps filter out those who have not fully read this profile and/or are only interested in their own desires. If you look like she might be someone she'd be interested in & can show that you are serious, and (importantly) have to offer the things that we are seeking, then I will give you her email address - from then on it is up to you. Be warned: your emails to her will have to be imaginative as she is initially seduced with words & dirty talk.