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10 Aug 2013

MAKE
IT
STOP!

poke

poke

silly

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10 Aug 2013

Quote by Paddy
I started this thread: 9th Aug 2013 - 4:35pm
103 replies and 1287 views! Now that's Metrics for you!
Take from that what you want! - it's now going to be 104 after I hit send

And yet you still haven't explained what your problem is with me? dunno

dunno

I've no problem with you or fellow Forumite's - We're all entitled to voice our opinion every once and a while! as all do here, me included.
Okay... just to be clear, I don't understand your opinion. Let's not waste any more time on it. :therethere:

10 Aug 2013

Quote by Paddy
I started this thread: 9th Aug 2013 - 4:35pm
103 replies and 1287 views! Now that's Metrics for you!
Take from that what you want! - it's now going to be 104 after I hit send

And yet you still haven't explained what your problem is with me? dunno

dunno

9 Aug 2013

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
warns the french police to set up a extra lane for DG

Ha! You're gonna have to warn them all the way to Morocco! :giggle:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by celestria
you didn't reply to my offer so I took the bottle sat in the corner and drank it myself :twisted:

I don't really like Baileys... unless it's mixed with creme de menthe, vanilla ice cream, a chocolate chip cookie and stuck in a blender! :lickface:

Quote by celestria
Surely her 40th would have been a clue to her stamina?

Says you catching up the redwine git's supposed age when I first encountered him on ANOther site :giggle::giggle::giggle:
Where is the auld git? He needs a day pass from the nursing home.
Can't someone lend him a zimmer or something?
bolt

bolt

9 Aug 2013

Quote by essex34m
Surely her 40th would have been a clue to her stamina?

I'm 40 and have stamina... or are you judging us on your standards?! Huh?! :mrgreen:
bolt

bolt

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Angel Chat

To be fair, they fuckin kill me. Only good when I'm on my back!

That's what they're for though... well unless you go out in them and a fur coat... and pray like fuck you don't get pulled by the police on the way!
rotflmao

rotflmao

I did have an encounter with the police .... but that's another story redface

redface

Spill the beans then... better still... start a thread about strange encounters with the law!! Ha! :rascal:
Now there's a plan .... For tomorrow (getting old and need my beauty sleep ... Desperately!!)
You know she'll have started it by the time your head hits the pillow? :giggle:
I didn't actually get stopped (thank fuck... how'd you explain why you're naked apart from a coat and thigh high boots and you haven't been drinking?!) so I can't start that... Dammies law and all that! :mrgreen:

9 Aug 2013

Fucks sake... has that old Blue bint drowned in her Baileys?
I'm about dry now and she's nowhere to be seen!!
I thought we were aiming for longer than a 10 minute party!! rolleyes

rolleyes

bolt

Where are all the naked people feeding me with booze?!
*gets in the jacuzzi*
Which eejit forgot to turn it on?! smackbottom

smackbottom

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Funlovers2009

To be fair, they fuckin kill me. Only good when I'm on my back!

That's what they're for though... well unless you go out in them and a fur coat... and pray like fuck you don't get pulled by the police on the way!
rotflmao

rotflmao

I did have an encounter with the police .... but that's another story redface

redface

Spill the beans then... better still... start a thread about strange encounters with the law!! Ha! :rascal:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Earthchild
aww i lost the lappy for a while and the ipad is a pile of wank apart from facebook and the kindle app, so sorry xxxxxxxxx

Earthy if you open SH through safari it works okay... I use it on my phone and my iPad. kiss

kiss

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Funlovers2009
To be fair, they fuckin kill me. Only good when I'm on my back!

That's what they're for though... well unless you go out in them and a fur coat... and pray like fuck you don't get pulled by the police on the way!
rotflmao

rotflmao

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Funlovers2009
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
I remember you lady!

wave

Ello!! Long time no see!! :kiss:
I know... I've been trying out that grown up shit! redface

redface

How's tricks with you? Still got those hot boots huh?! :rascal:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by swing_fun_cpl
thanks to all who commented so far
we also hope its good , lol
bit different from the norm
time will tell
we welcome any advice , tips or recomendations

Take a map?! :giggle:
And a phrase book! :mrgreen:
And a list?? bolt

bolt

Of course... why wouldn't you?! :haha:
Everyone needs a holiday list. :smug:

9 Aug 2013

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
I remember you lady! kiss

kiss

9 Aug 2013

Quote by scania113
thanks to all who commented so far
we also hope its good , lol
bit different from the norm
time will tell
we welcome any advice , tips or recomendations

Take a map?! :giggle:
And a phrase book! :mrgreen:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
Nothing at all. I do like the weight of a duvet on me, but when we had the really hot weather last month I just used the empty duvet cover. DG got a bit of a shock when she stayed for a few days and followed me up to bed a few hours later - apparently I'd kicked the sheet off in my sleep :giggle:

Only cause you were on my side!! :giggle:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by bluexxx
I don't have "nightwear" and "daywear".... I just have "wear"
I wear to sleep whatever I was wearing the last time I was awake.
I just randomly doze off anyway, due to brain disease, and then randomly wake again. Sleepwear would just be a nightmare to arrange.
So, as I am currently wearing a Liverpool FC shirt (this seasons black kit, in size XXL), I guess that's what I will sleep in. I took the leggings off though, as I am a bit warm

Hahaha! You make me laugh. You describe that so logically that it makes perfect sense.
I get out of my work clothes when I come home, usually putting on some sort of PJs/nightshirt type thing and then hang out in those till it's time to go to bed then I get naked.
My clothes horse is a permanent feature cause I'm forever doing washing... I might just steal your theory! :mrgreen:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by tigersgobounce69
And your ass is looking particularly peachy tonight too

That's cause it's at least 10 years younger than my current ass!!
:haha:
It doesn't matter that it is 10 years older...Id still covert thy arse...;)
Covert it with what?! :giggle:
bolt

bolt

9 Aug 2013

I take my PJs off before I get into bed.
lol

lol

9 Aug 2013

Quote by celestria
And your ass is looking particularly peachy tonight too

That's cause it's at least 10 years younger than my current ass!!
:haha:

9 Aug 2013

*runs round room nekkid*
(My auto correct is trying to change 'nekkid' to 'Nellie'... do you think he's fuckin with me?!) :giggle:

9 Aug 2013

Um... I'm a girl and I'm... um... dirty?! :sticky:
Actually it was a bottle of bubble bath that a friend gave me 10 years ago and it's still sitting in my bathroom!
Told you I was dirty! :smug:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by couplefunuk
oooh I likey...its getting all hot and steamy in here

Nice tits.
Likewise wink

wink

*Him*

rotflmao

You're on form tonight!

9 Aug 2013

Never done it but it sounds cool! I'm doing the drive in April so come back and give us any tips if you find cool places along the way! :mrgreen:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by noladreams

I will admit I was praying to the forum gods I even observed NiL #1 rule of copy it!

Needs to go in the glossary I reckon! wink

wink

Any chance we can put the definition of banter in there too?! :mrgreen:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by celestria

You'll stop thinking about them if Celery digs out the photo of my first attempt... it looked a bit like sick on a plate! :lickface:

It was possibly the most disastrous attempt at an omelette I have ever seen. Not sure I still have the link, but it is burned into my memory... literally. DG does however post fab photos of food now and has come a long way since the omelette disaster!!!!
:smug: :smug: :smug:
Best watch out lady... I was a chat op once don't you know... that could be considered brown nosing!!
:giggle:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Devon1
Is it possible to batter an egg ?

That's called scrambled egg in those far flung "northern" places, you know Somerset and beyond lol

lol

wink

It is ?
Ye gods, i would never go as far as Somerset, i've heard they eat people alive, and all the men have beards.
Hmm, can you batter a beard ? would that make it waterproof ?
Fanny batter?
bolt

bolt

9 Aug 2013

Quote by essex34m
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't have laughed had the thread got locked before Calista got the chance to press 'submit'

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by flower411
What about egg on pizza? :scared:

:lickface: Yum!
:giggle:
Weirdo!!
*waits for the omelette chat*
That's weird !! I was just thinking about bringing the conversation round to omelettes !
You'll stop thinking about them if Celery digs out the photo of my first attempt... it looked a bit like sick on a plate! :lickface:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Paddy
The purpose of my Thread was too " highlight" ganging up as as most respondents have done, with exception!
I'm now requesting a MOD lock this Thread - I was simply proving a point!
Shutters down - no further replies.

I'm sorry... I'm not sure what your point was?
Are you accusing me of bullying you or someone else or did you just jump on my pretty generic post because you thought my friends would question your comment with a view to highlighting some sort of fictional 'ganging up' thing?
I'm confused. I don't think I know you so I'm not sure why you picked on me but that's exactly what you've done, subsequently highlighting the post that you opened with and making yourself look like a bit of a twat.
Is that accurate? dunno

dunno