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22 Aug 2013

Quote by aus2
A recent survey suggested the average woman has twenty pairs of shoes of which at least one pair she has never worn .
How many pairs do you have ? if criticised as to the excessive amount of shoes you own what is you defence in terms of your partner's excesses for example how many drill bits do you really in that tool box .

Well this tells me two things... the first being that average women are amateurs and the second that I'm so far beyond average that I probably need help!
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15 Aug 2013

Quote by Happy Cats

Does Timmy know you have a soft spot for him?

She's only human,I knew it was only a matter of time before she would succumb wink

Did that make sense in your head? rolleyes

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15 Aug 2013

Quote by bluexxx
I even picked my feet in public today
:smug:

Put them in a bucket with warm water, listerine and vinegar for 10 minutes and then you'll have pretty feet! :mrgreen:

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15 Aug 2013

Quote by Morbius

Ya fat arsed git, you're always silly
Jas
XXX

Says the dippy moo whose arse has its own postcode!
Yea but yours covers at least 3 :razz:
Jas
XXX
And Jas's arse is sooo fantastic passionkiss

Does Timmy know you have a soft spot for him?
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15 Aug 2013

Quote by Cubes
I've got this app on my smart phone of choice:

It's really quite addictive, and the paid version flashes up alerts when a plane broadcasts an emergency, and lets you follow the plane in real time (even in 3D) until it touches down. It's reeeeeally scary how many there are each day! :shock:

That's one of my favourite apps... it's ridiculously geeky but utterly fascinating! I was stunned by the number of planes in the air at once... go look at the bigger airports, there are zillions of planes coming and going all at once.
redface

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15 Aug 2013

Quote by bluexxx
Picking my toenails and chewing them
It's just so much fun.
Jas
XXX

Oh yes, I love that :thumbup:
Good grief!!! You two are mingers! :haha:
But you make me feel quite normal. Carry on! :mrgreen:

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15 Aug 2013

Haha... I have a bit of a trip down memory lane to my teenage years with the odd chicken and mushroom (obviously I pick out the mushrooms and sweetcorn) and I put it on a sarnie too! :haha:

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15 Aug 2013

I don't know you from the next person, I don't know details of the history behind you being banned but I guess my view is that I value honesty and if you had been honest by coming back with your original name then people could have made an informed choice as to whether they wanted to interact with you. If as you say, you had done nothing to be ashamed of then surely there wouldn't have been such a song and dance. If you'd had the desire to clear your name then you wouldn't have hidden behind another name. I'm sure you're smart enough to know the issues sock puppets cause and the only thing anyone appears to be concerned about is their privacy.
I'm inclined to believe there's no smoke without fire and by being dishonest about your identity, you've done nothing but fuel the flames. Since you mentioned school kid behaviour, I do believe you started it. :mrgreen:

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14 Aug 2013

Not yet! :rascal:

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14 Aug 2013

It's always non Apple users that complain about this shit. It's a phone to me. It's always an iPad though. Tablet is what you eat at camp courtesy of my Mum!
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14 Aug 2013

Quote by Colts23

I'll have to see which colour I go with for said verification then :grin:

Feel free to skip the lycra.... :rascal:
you just want to see my bike and pump don't you ;)
Always!! :bounce:

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14 Aug 2013

Quote by Colts23
I'll have to see which colour I go with for said verification then :grin:

Feel free to skip the lycra.... :rascal:

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14 Aug 2013

Quote by flower411
Well I guess I know what a QR code is now! :giggle:

I did wonder who would be the first with that reply !! lol

Are you excited or disappointed? :giggle:

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14 Aug 2013

Well I guess I know what a QR code is now! :giggle:

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14 Aug 2013

Quote by deancannock
oh damn....been here since April 2004 and still never made the cut..lol
Oh well...at least this way I pass under the radar !!!

Clearly we're not 'has been' enough! :giggle:

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14 Aug 2013

Quote by Colts23
hate to say it as probably look a berk....but cycling at the mo !
making use of the summer at least. oh and cooking puddings for some reason

How do you cycle secretly?
Mine's dancing round to Mama Mia.
it's bot the cycling that's the embarrassing bit....it's the lycra:shock:
I think maybe I'd like to see photos of said lycra... just so I can see whether I agree. :rascal:

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12 Aug 2013

Quote by Lizaleanrob
yep thats fair comments DG and good enough reasons
but it does show what the forum really is lacking!! and probably good enough reason to split the forum up

Why though? What difference does it make if it's in a different forum? Surely there's room for a little bit of everything? If I could choose, I'd merge the 'lets talk about sex' forum with this one and have all the chat in one place. You can choose what you want to read, normally just by reading the title or the first post. It's way more inclusive and would encourage newbies... to enter into a current affairs forum and listen to the usual subjects bickering round in circles doesn't make me want to offer up any thoughts and I've been here for a while.
When I first joined the swinging sites, everything was in one place and it worked perfectly well and allows for way more banter when more people are interacting. There could be a separate forum for meets and one for site problems and perhaps a chatroom forum but the main forum should be as one and people should learn to hang out together.
The bottom line is that this is a sex site. It's for swingers who, whilst they may be likeminded about sex, they are all different. It's just like the real world and sometimes the way people treat others on a forum still shocks me. If you were in the boozer having a debate with someone about current affairs, you would surely do it in a civil manner. I would and I guess I always hope that people would treat me the way they expect to be treated. Here should be no different.

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12 Aug 2013

I'm currently wearing my uber cool Converse to work... I'm wondering how long it'll be before someone tells me off!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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12 Aug 2013

Quote by Lizaleanrob
Pointless exercise... when the has beens sod off again you'll be left with even more empty, static forums.
What about you just read/reply to the threads you're interested in and have something to contribute? Radical I know. :mrgreen:

to be honest you guys bring a real spark of fun to the forums and i for one will be disapointed when you do sod off :sad:
It's like taking a big trip down memory lane but the problem is that there are bunfights and squabbles. We all find places like this for a bit of an escape. We all like different things and we all have differing opinions. It's okay to disagree... it's when it gets personal that it turns sour. Most of us co-exist without a problem... it's when the problems arise that things go tits up and I'm really not interested in squabbling with fuckwits on a forum you know? That's when I know it's time to sod off again.
It's meant to be fun. :bounce:
When that stops I'll be off! wave

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12 Aug 2013

Quote by flower411
Pointless exercise... when the has beens sod off again you'll be left with even more empty, static forums.

Pmsl !! You mean they ain't here to stay ? lol

Well we're bound to get bored of talking to ourselves at some point lol
It's the way of the world... I keep in touch with the people I keep in touch with elsewhere and let's face it, it's not as though the trolls are entertaining enough to play with for very long. :lol:
Bring back Brucie !! We'd get another couple of days of fun :lol:
Don't be ridiculous... he'd last approximately ten seconds after Blue got hold of him! :haha:

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12 Aug 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
Pointless exercise... when the has beens sod off again you'll be left with even more empty, static forums.

Pmsl !! You mean they ain't here to stay ? lol

Well we're bound to get bored of talking to ourselves at some point lol
It's the way of the world... I keep in touch with the people I keep in touch with elsewhere and let's face it, it's not as though the trolls are entertaining enough to play with for very long. :lol:

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12 Aug 2013

Pointless exercise... when the has beens sod off again you'll be left with even more empty, static forums.
What about you just read/reply to the threads you're interested in and have something to contribute? Radical I know. :mrgreen:

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11 Aug 2013

Quote by bluexxx

Although I think I'm probably better at it than Blue! :haha:

:-o
What do you mean? I'm great at it, I just choose not to do much of it :haha:
I once did some cleaning of a lecture theatre at work and my colleagues were impressed by my attention to detail. We didn't have any tools, it was an off the cuff idea, so we did it with our fingers. I picked up all sorts of the floor that they completely missed. I even found a set of rather long finger nails - five nails all off the same hand. I searched and searched but perhaps fortunately, didn't find the rest of the student.
Since then I have been known by those who were there on the day as "CSI"
:smug:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That's also disgusting! Is this your new sport? Grossing me out?! :haha:

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11 Aug 2013

I think I hate them all in equal measure. Life is too short to spend time cleaning.
Although I think I'm probably better at it than Blue! :haha:
My Mum still washes my bedding for me. I am 40 and I take my sheets home to my Mum. Well I don't if they're that sort of manky! redface

She can hang them out in the garden and the added bonus is that she irons them too. I think she likes it. I'm not checking just in case.
Hair out of the plughole has to be the absolute worst though. *vomits*

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11 Aug 2013

Going to my first ever social... Eagerslut held my hand... it was in Glasgow and the first people we spoke to turned out to be my parent's postman. He knew my dog. Mortified didn't even cover it! redface

With the names thing there are some people I still call by their username... I saw Nola recently and it didn't occur to me not to call her Nola. Blue is the same, as is Jas. I just never remember to change and I'm sure I called Jas out loud in the pub when I was down last. Widey will always be Widey or real name... never essexm34. Bloke will always be Bloke and Celery will always be Celery. Nellie was always Nellie and Sass is always Sass. Funny cause equally there are some people who I always call by their real names and I'm not sure why that is. Sometimes I switch and if I'm talking about someone I'll use their username but if I'm talking to them I'd use their real name.
And now I can't remember the question. :bounce:

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11 Aug 2013

Quote by Earthchild
tbh i have always loved paul weller, even as an older dude and omg roger daultry, will be seeing bruce foxtons new band at the end of the month too

Earthy were you drunk when you wrote this?! :giggle:
It's the most random thing ever! Mind I've only read this page... :haha:

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11 Aug 2013

Jesus fucking Christ Blue!!!
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse after you posted a Harry Jones type dinner! poke

I can't even begin to imagine what would possess you to do that!!

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10 Aug 2013

Quote by Earthchild
lol i work for a caravan dealership and personally i think people should be taught how to tow and manouvre a caravan as well as the van being serviced and kept roadworthy, its like all road vehicles its not just your own life you have in your hands but other road users

:thumbup:
This too!

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10 Aug 2013

I find myself utterly horrified to have found myself a member of the caravan club.
Horrified.
But ridiculously excited to have a share in a campervan! He's fucking brilliant! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I may have to accept that I've jumped into middle age in the shape of a little card that's in my purse (hidden at the back!) but you can be damn sure I'm going to have the most fun jumping in him and fucking off for the weekend whenever I fancy! Hurrah!
:smug: :smug: :smug:
EDIT: Oh and I think that caravans should have an MOT of sorts if no-one is checking they are roadworthy already! Shocking given some of the skips I've seen on tow! :scared:

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10 Aug 2013

Quote by celestria
What's tipping you over the edge DG? Beans on egg? :lol:

It all just looks disgusting and who the fuck stole the silly

uke: emoticon?
smackbottom

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