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DoctorP
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
UK

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as an antidote to the irritant thread....
It makes me happy that someone started the joinme cult, where people are nice to strangers on good friday and spread some good vibes... smile
This is a rather depressing thread :cry: so.....new thread needed
Mila Jojovich as 5th element, and Jane Fonda as Barbarella, a little threesome would be just fine....mm
being given a million options when you phone a company only to find whichever one you choose goes to the same dept, which is shut or experiencing high demand, again!
That and people who can't say thanks when you hold doors open for them. Gits mad
moan, gripe
wink
I've done quite a bit of life casting if anyone wants any advice (seriously). That can go on the skills exchange list, though i specialise in feet, boobs and bums wink
Good idea, they have a similar kind of thing where I live, you exchange time vouchers for services, whatever they may be wink
Hendrix cover of Dylan's "all along the watchtower", marvellous
Is it true that only men can get arrested for indecent exposure? A friend of mine and i used to do streaking dares a lot, but i think most people preferrred her bouncing down the street instead of me, it was a bit painful, but we never got caught by the old bill luckily wink
Quote by Sexysteph

Definitely momf I would personally vouch for him and Rachel-Lane both are gorgeous and I am really sorry about yer arse Rachel. Leather is not really a good protector wink am not normally that bad redface surprisedops:

he he! Waiting for the new avatar for Rachel, and yes, she is gorgeous, and probably sore today :wink:
ah thanks Steph, thanks for the good words and fior asking me along...... and invite to the party manomuchfun, love to come biggrin
just to say it was great meeting some of you people last night at T.... wink feel rough today tho, strange given I had no booze at all, strange. Should have got lathered. :cheers:
love it, but find I need to test it out kind of mildly with someone at first and then build up, unless they're straight in with the filth, that's the best . wink
Quote by SunBunny
An ex of mine was quite keen on fisting herself up the arse, now that was a sight to behold surprised biggrin

I bet it was. :shock:
it used to make me wince, but liked it too wink
I've done it a few times and as people have said, when really horny it seemed fantastic. Admittedly never had a returned tho! An ex of mine was quite keen on fisting herself up the arse, now that was a sight to behold surprised biggrin
it's all about lot's of practise, care and ultra cleanliness, and not just diving in, as it were! In my experience, and making your hand the right shape first, ahem.
what it means probably depends on what happened or what you did or said just before he said it. God, that's sounds convoluted! As polo says, might depend on how old he is! You're so cynical Polo wink
Quote by Alex And Lianne
I agree with HungryP.
Physical attraction can come as you get to know a person, it doesn't have to be attraction at first sight.

ok, i'll post updates ;-) it's almost a research project now!
well, lots of opinions, thanks. I'm surprised not many thought it's something that can develop. guess my question was because I've met the person, got on fantastically and did fancy her, just not quite as much as some other people in the past. Just have to see how it pans out I guess...
Quote by Clare_Lincs
I'm ready for adoption too if anyone wants me lol

I might just fancy adopting you if you promise to never cover your sexy arse :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(apart from when you fart that is!!)
ha ha, if that's all it takes, then consider me yours ;-) Though I'm obviously in a competition. Maybe we should all sit in the middle, wave bits and try and entice you over.
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Can't you just arrange a sociable drink or something, then take it from there - as you've said, you get on well. The worst that can happen is you come away as friends? After all, it's noones fault if the sexual spark isn't there, it's just one of them things dunno

Hi, Sorry to PM you, but I feel a bit embarrased putting it on the forum right now as I feel like I've been tarred with the tosser brush! I've met her already at a regular party, but though everything feels right just not had that crazy physical spark and guess I'm just a little dissappointed, and was hoping some people might say, yes if you get on fantastically then her not being your normal physical type (whatever that is) won't mean anything after a while.
maybe it's just being a newbie, guess the regulars have heard the same old stuff from a million people...hmm.
DrG x
Quote by Wilki
No my friend it was just a generalisation, ( if thats a word ) not directed at you, just some of the statements by guys ( that i think ) just try to be PC. and the bloody stupid thing is that im sure the majority of females and couples and guys for that matter see straight thru it.
Ah ok, though I wasn't trying to be PC was seriously wondering what people's experience of physical attraction coming and going was, given that it's panning out to be more than just a one-nighter.
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Quote by Wilki
Ive been a member of this site for quite some time now.. and well, sometimes i do wonder why people say some things,
Not picking a fight here but for gods sake there has to be an attraction.

there is an attraction, a big one, just have been more instantly physically attracted and I can't remember if that's changed much in previous relationships. Didn't think that was such a strange question, oh well.
Quote by Calista

LMAO ... then you are definitely in the wrong county ... hop the border ... Derbyshire home of the daying "ne'er cast a clout 'til May is out'
C x

sure that's sound avice, if I knew what it mean't LOL all these people casting clouts all over the shop, terrible. didn't think you let us Nottm lot into Derbys biggrin
Nah ... that's if you support Forest and want to come down the A52 past Pride Park .... we sacrifice you in the goal mouth then ........
Ne'er cast a clout .... don't lose your clothing .... until May is out (that's when summer teases us).
ah, well i should hop the county border then, all these cornbeef legs here ;-)
Support forest, pah, never!
Quote by kristof
mozilla is what I use as well
never lets me down and aint so prone top hacking as ms shit is

yeah, it starts up the java ok, but just doesn't register me. I'll keep trying, ta for advice, at least ff works.
Quote by Calista

ok ok wink it feels Northern cos it's freezing and no-one seems to own a coat :!:

LMAO ... then you are definitely in the wrong county ... hop the border ... Derbyshire home of the daying "ne'er cast a clout 'til May is out'
C x
sure that's sound avice, if I knew what it mean't LOL all these people casting clouts all over the shop, terrible. didn't think you let us Nottm lot into Derbys biggrin
Quote by Calista
I'm an Easterner stranded up North, is there any hope ;-)

FFS!!!!!!!!
Nottingham is in the Midlands!!!!!
ok ok wink it feels Northern cos it's freezing and no-one seems to own a coat :!: