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DonkeyDavid69
Over 90 days ago
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She's back LOL lol
Very strange woman from Peterborough! Have you seen her adds!!!
Looks like it already been removed, nice work mods she is a time waster biggrin
BTW I haven't been in here for ages hello everyone new and old :D
Hello everyone, hope your all ok.
Sorry I've not been around much, been very busy working and having fun wink
Got sent this and thought of you lot lol

Enjoy.... post your high scores up so we can all see biggrin
Quote by Shelly
awwwww Dave, it did help a bit, although 69position hump blast passionkiss would help a lot better.
Shelly XXX

LOL lol I couldn't agree more, although I'm now getting all excited and I'm still at work sad
I'm sure someone will come to your rescue wink
Hi Shelly, I'm a newbie and understand you need to get to know me and that's fine but just to let you know I would of loved to offer my services, unfortunately I'm away from Friday morning until Tuesday! Damm sad
BTW I'm 27, 6'2" tall have dark brown eyes and hair, clean, discreet and pretty much a nice guy lol I live near Leicester and can both travel and accommodate, daytimes are usually no problem :!:
Maybe another time confused
Hi Paul, I'm a newbie as well and I have been made to feel very welcome, they only get nasty if you come across like a t*sser lol
Enjoy yourself wink biggrin
Quote by harry0
I'm looking for some adult daytime fun with either single ladies or to join a couple for some fun.
I could meet you from work at lunch time and give you more than an appetite during your lunch break or we could have a few hours of fun one morning or afternoon 8)
In order to help me fulfill my daytime fun fantasy you will need to be fairly local to Leicester, although if you can accomodate I can travel wink
Send me a PM or an e-mail if you fancy this as I have been getting more and more excited about doing this biggrin
BTW I'm white, 27 yrs 6'2" tall with dark brown eyes and hair, professional, very discreet, st8 and just looking for some fun, life too short!
Hope to hear from someone soon confused What do you think smile

Hello Donkey,
At 27 your well below the age of most swingers who are in the main, in their mid thirties or older. You are far more likely to get some 'fun' in your local club or bar and applying there. If you take the trouble to go through the pages of Forum and Let's Meet you will find a wealth of advice for 'Newbies'.
This site is not a place where you can get a 'quicky' by simply asking for it. Far too many 'newbies' think that a single post will bring women flocking to their door. Unfortunately it doesn't work like that.
We are a community in Swinging Heaven, and it takes a long time for people to get to know you. After all you could be another Charles Manson for all anyone knows. Men outnumber Women on this site at the ratio of 35 : 1 so your odds are very slim indeed.
Stick with it for a month or twelve, you just might just get lucky, but don't bet your life savings on it.
Swinging is a way of life for serious swingers, but, due to the adverse publicity in the 'Press' there have been hundreds of new male members, all with the same idea, i.e. that they can post an add and get an instant result. Sorry it doesn't happen that way.
To be absolutely honest, you would have a better chance of 'scoring' in a Convent .
Harry0
Hi Harry,
LOL lol thanks for your words of wisdom, I guess I knew that but reading some of the other adds on here I thought I'd give it a go to make sure I wasn't missing out :wink:
Don't worry I intend to stick around as I'm 100% geniune and have been interested in the scene for a long while now, but I am also aware of the number of time wasters on here just in it for a quickie!!! Who knows in a while my fantasy may just come true :D
Thanks again for the reality check, take care and have fun 8)
David
Well thank you Mr Writer, I can tell you typed that with a big smile on your face wink biggrin
Well everyone I'm now off for the weekend so have lots of fun and see you all on Monday 8)
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Forgive me Kinky but that looks like a barrage balloon disappearing up your bum.
If I was you I'd put my leg down. Or would I??? dunno
Love
Wilma
x x x x

PMSL lol I thought the same :lol:
Bless the lot of ya, your all so friendly wink and a big hello back to you Kinky Lizard biggrin
Hi Judy, thanks for making me welcome biggrin
Any ideas on what percentage of ads are genuine confused I get the feeling alot of time wasters get a kick out of posting an ad for no good reason sad
No offence to all you nice peeps wink
Quote by KitKat
Hiya David
Welcome to the site, settel in and enjoy the weekend with the rest of us - and you can be cheif reporter on who is on here during the day when they should be working.
Like me right now! redface
lhk
Kat

Hi Girls, been really busy today so not been able to keep tabs on you all, but it looks like KitKat and EmmaPeel are ones to watch out for lol Now get back to work wink
Unfortunately I'm away this weekend so have fun without me, and no talking behind my back :wink:
BTW love the pics KitKat you look very sexy, thats one polished helmet :shock:
I'm looking for some adult daytime fun with either single ladies or to join a couple for some fun.
I could meet you from work at lunch time and give you more than an appetite during your lunch break or we could have a few hours of fun one morning or afternoon 8)
In order to help me fulfill my daytime fun fantasy you will need to be fairly local to Leicester, although if you can accomodate I can travel wink
Send me a PM or an e-mail if you fancy this as I have been getting more and more excited about doing this biggrin
BTW I'm white, 27 yrs 6'2" tall with dark brown eyes and hair, professional, very discreet, st8 and just looking for some fun, life too short!
Hope to hear from someone soon confused What do you think smile
Been reading the forum for a while, and looking out for some locals in the ads, so I thought I should register and say Hi biggrin
Hope to get on here in the daytime and see who's not working lol
Please be gentle with me, well for the first day anyway wink