We are an attractive intellectual couple, both experienced swingers individually, but new to it as a couple. Charley is a stunning curvy submissive (12/14) blonde with gravity defying 32E breasts, pale blue eyes and unblemished skin. She is multi orgasmic, very bisexual and orally skilled with both sexes. Drew is slim, dominant, good looking, funny as fuck, has an uncut 7" cock and endless stamina and imagination. He is also bi, but if you're not then he's not going to pounce on you! He's also a professional photographer with his own studio - which is handy!

We are looking for similar intelligent and engaging couples and exceptional singles with whom we can share more than just a duvet! Not interested in one offs but would rather meet people for regular socialising and nights in exploring the possibilities an extra pair of hands (or more) offers. Looks are less important than personality, but we are not auditioning for a stage production of either Cocoon or The Hills Have Eyes - we do have standards! We are also interested in club and party invites, as well as possible outdoor meetings once the weather gets a tad better.

Just a few rules:

1/ No picture or information on your profile? - Don't bother getting in touch

2/ If you send messages in text speak we aren't going to read them let alone reply

3/ If your message consists solely of 'wanna fuck?', 'nice pictures', or 'look at my profile' you're wasting your time, we will not reply

4/ Single straight male/female? We're just not interested

5/ Single bi males, don't contact us - if we see your ad and like it we'll PM you, though that means you will have to actually state that you are bi on your profile

6/ If you are more than 30 miles from us how likely are regular meets?

7/ If, as one respondent did recently, you claim that being 94 miles away means a brief 45 minute journey (the means an average of 125mph all the way) then we think you have failed our rigorous minimum IQ requirements

8/ We are not, under any circumstances, 'meeting you tonight'

10/ where has nine gone?

9/ There it is