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DukeTheDog
Over 90 days ago
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Well here`s my view for what it`s worth:
Fannies aren`t exactly the most prettiest of things and I agree with what you say in that ads should display them in a more tasteful way :shock: (no pun intended!!) For example - maybe in see-through lingerie, confused or even hidden behind thin fancy thongs or knickers. :twisted: Personally, I`m not into staring at `badly-packed kebabs`..And the same goes for blokes, in that dicks aren`t the most aesthetically pleasing to the eyes either, although some females may challenge me on this. Hope I haven`t cum over as a prude (I most definitely ain`t) but I reckon the human body is ever so slightly over-rated. That is, until I get a hard-on, then all what I`ve said about fannies goes straight out the window. Doh! :doh:
DukeTheDog
Oh poo! I can`t make the Munch, worse luck, as I`m orf skiing for two weeks starting 10th jan. :cry:
However, if there are any more Munches in future, I`m bloody well gonna try and make `em. :twisted:
Well done SteveNW for taking the initiative!
DukeTheDog
`Eight out of three people struggle with fractions...`
Hi again good folks!
My comment about the stones was referring to my one or two hiccups regarding finding my way around this site...i.e - how to reply etc etc. Not all that computer literate you see but I`ll get there. Anyway, nice to be amongst some good folk like yourselves and I look forward to reading your postings. lol
Duke.
I`m a relative newbie as well and I`m just in up to my knees at the moment. Finding those bloody stones a bit annoying on the bottom of me feet! rolleyes
Anyway, regarding riddles: I`m not much good at those. In fact I`m as thick as two short wanks...hee! hee!
DukeTheDog
Hi everyone...Well I voted no (the police don`t watch this site), on the grounds that they`re really much too busy watching out for real criminals such as motorcyclists having small numberplates, motorists doing one mile an hour over the speed limit, and, heaven forbid, patrolling up and down the dead-end and very dark local lovers` lane (I suspect they`re dogging...) No, they ain`t got time, methinks.
Merry chrissermouse!
DukeTheDog
`Work Like You Don`t Need The Money,
Love Like You`ve Never Been Hurt
And Dance Like No Buggers Looking!`
sad Hi peeps, first time writer into this forum. Now then, I would just like to say that I`m getting more and more despondent by the day, in relation to adverts being put out. Briefly, I`ve replied to around a twenty or more ads (in which I fitted the advertiser(s) criteria, only to get NO responses whatsoever, or even their email addresses not up & running (despite replying to same day ads). Only on one occasion did an advertiser have the decency to reply to me saying that I didn`t fit the bill. Ok, fair enough. As least I was told. But it really makes me wonder how many GENUINE advertisers there are out there. I reckon maybe 10%.....
Anyone with any further thoughts?
Anyway, moan over. Have a great xmas and new year everyone!
John. smile