Maybe thats why my typing is so bad!
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Dune
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
Bi-curious Female, 58
UK
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Casanova
Quote by ajg426
Hi,i am going out around liverpool(concert square area)just wondered if anyone knew what the dress code is for saturday nights?
AYE AYE, I can talke umbridge to some of those remarks. Liverpool is well down the list when it comes to violence. Yes als with all cities there are the stupid few but I know loads of people from the reat of the country that once they have been in Liverpool dont want to leave and before you say they could if they wanted too!
Now Ive had my twopence worth I cant stand Shell Suits and the socks pulled over the trousers. I always find that smart casual is the way to go. There are loads of clubs arond concert square from 80's bars through to dance. Dont beleive what they all say you will enjoy yourself.
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Casanova
Quote by kry10
If it is another Sheffield location, I shall be there with bells on, literally (which should be worth a giggle).
Dunno where I shall hang them from, suggestions anyone ?
You could always use your 'mechanoidal groinal attachment'
"I have found what I assume to be the re-charging socket, but for some strange reason, it doesn’t appear to have the standard three pin adaption…… no matter what I do the lead just keeps falling out!"
Red Dwarf Joke....for those no it the know
Casanova
A bloke that I used to work with was fond of playing with him self on cam. This day he was at it and the cam slipped and showed his face as he came. The girel on the other end of the line just happened to be a work colleage. She cam into work the next day and started shouting out about what had happened the guy returned to work without knowiung what everyone else had been sniggering about.
It ended up that the girl that had spread the rumours got sacked as she should not have tried to ruin the guys standng in work....Names have been change to protect the innocent
ops: :oops:
It ended up that the girl that had spread the rumours got sacked as she should not have tried to ruin the guys standng in work....Names have been change to protect the innocent
ops: :oops: 
Casanova
Quote by PoloLady
So then does it make you feel sexier? Does it help put you in the mood for a good sex session? :
Yes and Yes
and the fav is PVC :twisted:
Oh yes it realy turns me on a woman in PVC.....Ooooo....ummmmmm....I shall have to go and lie down for a bit...uuummmmmm :twisted:
Casanova
Oh yessss,
Special thanks go out to the gorgeous Alex for a wonderful rendezvous. It was nice to meet more new faces (hey most of you are to me!) and nice to see all the others for a second time.
And if you want me to grab that toilet seat off of you, give me a PM and we'll arange something.
Thanks Alex Hugs and Muah
xxx
Special thanks go out to the gorgeous Alex for a wonderful rendezvous. It was nice to meet more new faces (hey most of you are to me!) and nice to see all the others for a second time.
And if you want me to grab that toilet seat off of you, give me a PM and we'll arange something.
Thanks Alex Hugs and Muah
xxx
Casanova
Quote by fabio grooverider
cheers bloke - i 'll be straight on to boast my new found skills first thing in the morning
Things u'll do for a threesome!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
something about this doesn't sound right... so i went back to re-read it....
i am confused... not for the 1st time!!!
are you bi, but not done the oral thing...... or are you straight and just sucking to get to the woman???
Surely just a misstype?
:? :? 
Casanova
Quote by Alexandra
Lovely to meet June as well
Oh Angel at least spell my handle right
:? :?Lol - I really should have pronounced it better when I introduced you!
Perhaps June is your 'feminine side'??
First (of a few) embarrassing exchanges during the evening.
Alex "Hiya db, how are you ? Let me introduce you. This is J/Dune."
db the numpty "As in June is bursting out all over, or Dune . . . . . . ."
Hope D/June enjoyed the night :thumbup:
OK, OK!!!!!!
What with me trying to wash my hands with those evening gloves still on and introducing Dune and June...........
Hardly helped with my attempt at an elegant image did it?
Ho hum!
Well Its one on them... Its a cross betwen Joe and Dune.. so I forgive you....
and every one has a feminine side but most won't admit it. ops: Angel even if you did get my handle wrong it was still lovely to meet you! :lol:
Wet gloves ... Alex you kept that one quiet ???? :wink:
Casanova
Quote by Alexandra
Has any one got my flashy thing????????
I've got the back bit, it was stuck to me
I've got a front bit Sarah - I found it in my car - it may be Dunes, or maybe you lost it when you got 'up close and personal 'when pinning Dune's pin on!
Maybe if we got your 'back bit' and my 'front bit' together............................... :twisted:
Was I in your car? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Lol lol lol
Nooooooooooooooooo but your 'front bit' may have inadvertantly found it's way into Dune's hands.
HE was in my car!
NOOOO that front bit was mine! I wondered where that had got to ...along with my keys....
It was my first munch last night, I met so many wonderful people I didnt want to leave. Thanks for the invite NWC and cant wait for the next.
I woud mention names but there where so many I would have to be typing till monday next week. One special mention goes to my driver.... MUAH.
Thanks to you all xxxxx
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Casanova
Since my very youngest days 8 or 9 (dont laugh its true) I knew what I wanted but didnt know how to go about it and never had the confidence in myself to find it. I was convinced that I was a real ugly but Ive got to a stage where I think I look ok even though others have said I look good.....So got married young and suffered. Now I am swinging confident and Happy...
Hoorar for SH
Hoorar for SH
Casanova
The laws that are now being enforced give the police more powers to enter a club. I had this disscussion with the owner of the last place I DJed at. He was well miffed. It works that any group of people of two or more singing you need an entertainments licence.
The old law meant that if you had a group on of up to 3 people you didnt need a licence. So small pubs only needed a drinks licence not the full hit entertainments licence. This dosent just affect sounds and beer once you go past the threshold you need other levels within the pub to be brought up to level to get your licence.
Also once that licence is granted you almost waive your right to stop people entering the premises. Or at least thats what I understand. So if the coppers want to come in to a clun for a quick blimp they can....
The old law meant that if you had a group on of up to 3 people you didnt need a licence. So small pubs only needed a drinks licence not the full hit entertainments licence. This dosent just affect sounds and beer once you go past the threshold you need other levels within the pub to be brought up to level to get your licence.
Also once that licence is granted you almost waive your right to stop people entering the premises. Or at least thats what I understand. So if the coppers want to come in to a clun for a quick blimp they can....
