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Oh my GOD!!! YES! I've just invented a remarkable new way to ELIMINATE the timewaster issue that plagues so many of us on these sites!

Best of all, coz I am so super adorable and luvverly, obv! I'm going to share my new method with ALL Y'ALL for FREE! right-fucking-now!

All ya need to do is copy the line of text below (without the quotes, duhhh!) then paste it into your profile text, somewhere prominent, use large, bold text too because no cunt is going to be reading that useless diarrhoea about Sydney University invading your privacy that you already put there.

"NO TIMEWASTERS!"

It's so simple I can't believe no one has thought of it before... I mean... DUHHH HELLO!!

OK, anyone else got some sort of problem for me to solve?