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9 Jan 2006

Quote by steanrachy
im going back to uni again (emily what halls are you in i want the room next to yours )

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Apparently one of the guys who was in hal last year and is back again now found out which room I'm in this year and got himself the room directly opposite + one floor up so he could see in :) lol
When I first came to uni the halls were all single sex, but now the floors are mixed so it's *really* easy to wind guys up by using the guys showers instead of the girls ones! lol :)

Quote by cavemansi
later im off to change uni's or find a math tutor like u!!! ;)

lol, ummm... I don't tutor uni maths! not that clever! sad

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only do GCSE & A level maths! :)

9 Jan 2006

No window cleaners that I know of but one time there was building work going on and scaffolding right outsde my window for a few weeks, and because I pretty much always have the curtains open I got seen quite a lot!
My worst/funniest tho has to go back aaagggeeesss - I'm blindfolded & handcuffed and sucking off a friend from school when I hear the door open & he goes *completely* limp & shrinky - his mum & the next door neighbours had walked in! lmfao smile

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6 Jan 2006

Quote by SurreyNewbie
Glad to hear you're enjoying yourself. Did you have a new year's resolution or something! ;)
The question is - how do you manage it?

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my (semi-serious) resolution was to start keeping a bridget jones style diary - eg cigarettes 3 bad, gym 90 minutes good, sex 4 good, etc...
I'm open poly - bf Michael & gf Alice, plus Ali & Michael's ex-gf Anne-Marie, so that's 3. One random friend-of-a-friend pick up on new year, five was the gf of a friend of michael's, and six was a lad I'm doing maths tutoring for.
v cute american girl who despite her repeated assertions that she's straight slept with me loooaoaadddssss of times last term is moving back into hall today :) so hopefully we'll catch up this afternoon or tonight and make it seven.
loads more ppl moving back in this weekend and uni starts next week so even if I don't get off with anyone new tonight or sat night it should be easy enough to keep going well into double figures - I reckon I've got 2 ex partners moving back into hall today, 4 tomorrow, 3 on sunday, then about the same again next weekend :)
KK party on the 21st, so if I can make it to then I can almost certainly make it to the end of the month! :)
4 girls & 2 guys so far, tho I'm bi I've a strong preference for girls, and generally the only guys I sleep with are partners of girls I know, prob settle on about 2 or 3 to one this year.

5 Jan 2006

Quote by easyease
i prefer quality over quantity myself but fair dues.

I get "quality" sex with Michael & Ali, the "quantity" sex if for fun ;)

5 Jan 2006

just noticed that I'm averaging having sex with one different person every day so far this year! smile

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It's the 5th today and I've slept with 5 ppl so far in 2006 :)
It's Friday tomorrow so 6 & 7 shouldn't be too tricky to manage, and the freshers move back into hall over the weekend so I'm wondering how long I can keep this up for! :)
Em
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5 Jan 2006

I doubt it unfortunately sad

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the company that bought SH are going to want to make money to at least cover the cost of running it, charging for membership is probably the easiest way for them to do that, especially as there are already the old members who, for the time being at least, have premium access to the site.

5 Jan 2006

And they've got a pole! Yay! smile

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4 Jan 2006

Quote by lovejoy68
Have you tried the Houses of Parliament?

you cant say that!!!!
but then i would love to see tony in leather with ball gag

rotflmao

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lol smile

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Fever is run by a fairly senior Tory advisor, and I can personally vouch for some senior Labour ppl being rather naughty!

25 Dec 2005

605
And 398/500 (20.4%) on djohn's purity test.
Em

9 Dec 2005

Quote by WetRandySam
Hiya
I used to know a couple in Harlow, not been there in ages tho!

It's still as crap as it ever was lol

lol

Lol, they bitched about it loads - apparently there are no decent nightclubs, a lot of the town is really rough, and the trains from London stop running really early.

9 Dec 2005

Hiya

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I used to know a couple in Harlow, not been there in ages tho!
Em
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8 Dec 2005

ooooo yes!
But gotta be a couple of cute & fit bois just fucking wildly smile

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8 Dec 2005

Quote by gareth_gruff

This site is educational isnâ€™t it?

Most definately, I've *never* heard of them in my life!
You're prob not a lesbian then! smile

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I think they're mostly known by gay girls (and dentists) rather than straight guys.

8 Dec 2005

Quote by boytoy20
i've heard things about sex cinemas but i'm not really sure what actually happens there

Ummm...
Errr...
When a man loves a woman very much, but the woman isn't so interested, he'll ummm...

8 Dec 2005

Been a couple of times a while back, doubt I'll go there again.
Mostly middle-aged suburban couples, most of the rest were dodgy, unattractive, pervy 40-something blokes. *very* few single girls or f/f couples.
Even their supposedly couples-only night is just couples only early on, then they start letting single blokes in later (seemingly timed to coincide with pub closing time!).
Single girls there can count on getting a *lot* of attention, most of it not terribly classy.
Sorry to sound so negative, just my experience of it - other people may think differently about it.

8 Dec 2005

I don't remember ever asking or being told. With elder siblings around I think you pick up stuff earlier than you otherwise would, my eldest (v gorgeous) niece is only a few years younger than me.
That said, we were a pretty disfunctional bunch.

8 Dec 2005

I vastly prefer sex without condoms, but obviously there are very few guys I sleep with without - a grand total of one at present!
But it's sooooo much nicer & sexier without smile

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again I'll agree with ribbed, and I think it's the same for most of the girls I know.
v funny the one time recently went into the local Boots with a guy from hall to pick up some random stuff, noticed that they had most of the condoms on one of their 3 for 2 offers, so we bought 6 18-packs of Durex ribbed. The cashier was v cute youg girl from SOP over the road and I think she was quite stunned! :)

Quote by berksbex
it's hard work sucking when condom is on.....

Uggghhh... nope, I hate sucking rubber sad

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I only ever do bare back blow jobs unless it's someone totally random or someone dodgy. Fucking - yep, rubber, got to be. Sucking - nope, bleurghhh!

8 Dec 2005

I'm another youngun, it would have been about two years before I was even conceived!

7 Dec 2005

Quote by Phoenix
before I realised there was an "English" tab :doh:

*blonde* didn't realise that until I read further down this thread! lol! smile

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"Follow your Emily" - yay! follow me :) ppl followings :) like pide-piper rat/children followings only maybe slightly less isn't-this-story-way-too-freaky-for-children?!

1 Dec 2005

The pervs, freaks & flashers cause plenty of problems for everyone else sad

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It's illegal for you to have sex before you're 16 because of the paedos, and it's illegal to sunbathe naked in a park because of the dirty mac brigade :(
As for striking the balance if you're walking naked accross the country - fine in general, but they need to remember that other ppl have the right to not see them naked as much as they themselves have the right to be naked, and when your nakedness impunes on other ppls day-to-day lives compromises must be made.
I'll happily sunbathe naked in Hyde park, or strip off in a nightclub, but that's very different to being naked in Tescos or walking down oxford street (which, granted, I have done, but there were mitigating circumstances officer!)

1 Dec 2005

I didn't realise that it was on, pity as I'd have liked to see it. Is it repeated?
I was treated for CSB (Compulsive Sexual Behaviour (hypersexuality/sexual addiction/whatever)) for several years.
Was it a one-off or is it part of a series?

28 Nov 2005

charmeuse

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*yum*

27 Nov 2005

Quote by LoMax2001
Maybe all members out at church ... lol

Not me
tho Alice (my gf) goes every Sunday.

27 Nov 2005

Quote by LoMax2001
So what you call it when there is the same number of males and females .. and also what you call all male or all female groups ?

I'd guess any large group can be regarded as an orgy, and most won't have exactly the same number.
the point of a gangbang is that it's focused on one person, so you could certainly have an all-guy gangbang.

27 Nov 2005

Quote by LoMax2001
So does a gangbang have to be more girls than boys ?
as I sure it is just more of the number of people than there sex?

a gangbang is traditionally one girl and a lot of guys (or a couple of girls and a lot of guys).
a reverse gangbang in one guy and a lot of girls.
which generally dosn't work so well!

27 Nov 2005

I was *very* shiny happy fluffy disco bunny the other night! smile

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three ppl have commented yesterday and today about finding glitter in their beds after we had sex! lol :)

27 Nov 2005

Quote by SauciSpouse
but would that need a balanced no of males to females?
(not quite balanced when there's 5 tho )
Does 1F & 4M(or more:shock count as an orgy or just a gang bang?

tho I've enjoyed greedy girl/gangbang stuff in the past these days I prefer more girls than guys these days, and the majority of parties I go to have ratios noticeably better than 1:1 (ie more girls than guys).
For me a gangbang needs a *lot* of guys, and I'd be inclined to say that a 1:4 (f:m) ratio only works if there are several girls (say 3 girls and 12 guys), if it's only a single girl then you prob want 8-10 guys. and if there's a big f/m inbalance then it would only count as an orgy if there was a lot of m/m and most of the guys I've had at gangbangs have been straight.

27 Nov 2005

5 seems too few to me - for me an orgy suggests way more ppl than that, if you can all fit in one bed (even if it is a fairly big bed and you're not moving around too much!) then it's too few for an orgy, orgies need ppl everywhere - every bed, every sofa & chair, up the stairs, on the floor!
Now you might be able to have 4 or 5 ppl yourself (1 + oral + 2 hands + bum if you're into that) but that kinda focus attention on one person.
4somes tend to split up into two 2s rather than stay as one 4, and 5somes into a 2 and a 3 rather than one 5.
I'd say it definately needs to be up in double figures, 10 or 12 minimum, two dozen for a "proper" orgy smile

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I want to run out of time to have sex before I run out of ppl to have sex with!

27 Nov 2005

Quote by jason1974
I haven't been but would like to. As a cheeky request, would you accompany me to it?? They don't allow single men.....

Sorry, I'll not accompany anyone I don't know to one; like with Fever one of the key aspects is that the only guys there should be there as part of couples.
Em
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25 Nov 2005

Quote by farmersboy
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten

Oh tell me its not true
when i think of all the kitties i must have killed tell me its not true
But what about the other way round - imagine how many cats there'd be in the world if it didn't happen! Zillionses!