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Erectoman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 93
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by Artemis
Is anyone going to guess me??? :cry:

Well? I think FB.
Quote by Captain_areola
Capt Areolae - Dawnie?

Was I that obvious dunno
:giggle:
And I've never had such fun down a hole with someone holding my erection (not quite) straight. :lol2:
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Quote by Captain_areola
Capt Areolae - Dawnie?

Was I that obvious dunno
:giggle:
Well you must've been if I got you gel!! lol
Join the very obvious club - it's populated by the very best of people! kiss
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Quote by Hiro_nakamura
well i got a stray pm saying MY HERO just after i did profile the got a another one from another lady.
Then Darkfire thought I was Dollop :giggle:

You've really got me thinking. Not Missy?
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Quote by Buffyvampslayer
Captain_Areola Sassy Seren

Naahh - he/she's straight - and prepared to hold my erection. Hehe.
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Quote by Mal
The Superheroes are as follows:
Hiro_nakamura
Professor_x
Kal_el
Bluntman
Supergirl
Thrud
Fahrenheit
BuffyVampSlayer
Huntress
penfold2007
Poetica
Superchicken
Hornybatgirl
Wonder-pets
Mr_muddle
Cybergirl
She-ra
intrntnl_rscu
Erectoman
Captain_Areola
bat-minx
TheSilverSurfer
Artemis
Batfink2007

Go on - you've got to give us the list of site names now as well - play fair! wink lol
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Quote by Captain_areola
I know who Captain_Areola is :giggle:

That's not a female pair of legs coming out the bottom of that bucket is it?
Well I've got to say it was a blast!
Thanks everybody who took part and I hope we did possibly entertain the odd bystander.
I did me usual trick of posting under me regular name in a masquerade ball rolleyes . I just get so carried away.
Oh and by the way to the one who spoke to me after the gaffe I actually wasn't pissed at the time - worrying innit. I won't reveal who I am so that the ones who didn't see it can retain some mystery.
The other thing about getting carried away is that I never seem to be able to guess who's who. You Superheroes all seem so real to me.
I'm gonna wait for Mal to post the list of names before I even try to guess.
Thanks everybody!
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Quote by Hiro_nakamura
im bloody nackered now any one for :cheers: drinkies

Too damn right :cheers: :drinkies: What a team!!!
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Quote by Artemis
well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now dunno

You said vulva redface
I'll be back in a minute bolt
tissue??? :sticky: :bolt:
rotflmao :rotflmao: Strangely enough he said he didn't need a tissue when he was holding my erection.
confused
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Erectoman to base:
Letting flow go - make sure it's diverted to Clitoris..
5.....4.....3.....2......1
gurgle! gurgle! gurgle!
<<<<<< triumphant music as planet Vulva floods Clitoris with the fluids of plenty >>>>>>
Superheroes backslapping all 'round.
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Quote by Mr_muddle
I've still got a prick up my bum, can someone get it out
Then I'm sure I can help do something, or help by doing nothing confused

>>>>>>>grabs muddle and throws him to erectoman>>>>>
use this to stem the flow
Can't I just hold the rabbit that shot off? :?
*sails through the air and shoots into Erectoman*
Sorry about that Erectoman redface
That's alright - stick yer finger in here for a minute.
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Holding...... flow.....with Muddle (Mr)...... can't hold it much longer..... <<<gasp>>>>
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Quote by Hiro_nakamura
wheres wonder-pets FFS how can you ram it with out the pets they shot off like a rabbit, what we need now is international rescue

If International rscu don't make it - you'll have to divert the flow Clitoris on your own Hiro - our Superhero.
worship
Go for it and I'll let the gush go! Let me know when.
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Quote by Captain_areola

Erection stretching fine - please ask Capt Arolae to keep it straight.
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I was trying but I ain't used to holdin erections :eeek:
I kinda liked it but didn't need the kleenex :twisted:
You didn't quite keep that straight did you? wink lol
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Having trouble stemming the flow.
If you can divert the stream to Clitoris then we've succeeded - mission accomplished.
Let me know if you can do it and I'll let the gush go.
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That was close - nearly lost the whole operation there. Almost drowned too.
Hiro can you send Wonder Pets in we need to plug a gusher down here.
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GUSH ALERT! GUSH ALERT!
Brace yerselves - batten down the hatches.
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Can I have a 10 second warning on the ramming please Wonder Pets - need to make sure it will slide in alongside my erection.
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Erectoman reporting to base.
Planet Clitoris in sight. Looks a bit unstable - seems to be twitching a bit - need some baby oil I think.
Erection stretching fine - please ask Capt Arolae to keep it straight.
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Capt Arolae - can you hold the end of my erection please - keep it straight now wink lol
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Why's my arse burning? Fahrenheit - what're you warming that juice up with?
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Quote by Hiro_nakamura
This mission needs some order. Ok Wonder pets have been to the planet Vulva and picked up some moisture in the fly boat :grin: we are headed to the planet clitorus where we intend to stimulate it in 3 places simaltaniously whilst ramming the flyboat up the middle on vibrate. Whos going to sit in the fly boat and apply the moisture? We suggest someone who loves a vibrating seat biggrin

I will i love a good wet ride :rascal:
Ok so we got Hiro on the seat good man smile Erecto man perhaps you could go down the hole and investigate the effects on the inside. You can choose to try and avoid the juice Hiro will be throwing or not lol Sounds a bit like its a Knock out rotflmao
well with his might erections it will give me a good target to aim for as long as he can contol himself
Excuse me I'm in perfect control when I've got one of my erections in my hand - it's the frigging mouse i can't controll!! redface
OK inserting erection now - I'm going in. Don't drown me with the juice Hiro - or I might backfire surprisedops:
Capt Arolae coming with me??
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Quote by Wonder-pets
This mission needs some order. Ok Wonder pets have been to the planet Vulva and picked up some moisture in the fly boat :grin: we are headed to the planet clitorus where we intend to stimulate it in 3 places simaltaniously whilst ramming the flyboat up the middle on vibrate. Whos going to sit in the fly boat and apply the moisture? We suggest someone who loves a vibrating seat biggrin

Me me - I wanna be the outboard motor - 500hp of pure throbbing pulsating propulsion....
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Quote by Buffyvampslayer
well i went to the wrong place, should have gone to he vulva first what now dunno

You said vulva redface
I'll be back in a minute bolt
He meant the planet Vulva - where moisture gushes (if yer lucky) when you come into contact with planet Clitoris.
We've got to work out a way to get the moisture from Vulva to Clitoris.
What if all we superheroes put our pipes together - do think that will get clitoris wet?
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I do!!! :rascal:
Maybe we can save Clitoris after all.
Erectoman (yes Erectoman!!) gets out his latest erection.
Right who's going to get on the end of this then???.....
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