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Eric__not__Derek
Over 90 days ago
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one of the most boring threads I've come across

Not what you said in the PM you sent me this morning!
Tedious is an understatement

Hilarious! You're not related to Dogberry, are you by any chance?
LEONATO
Neighbours, you are tedious.
DOGBERRY
It pleases your worship to say so, but we are the
poor duke's officers; but truly, for mine own part,
if I were as tedious as a king, I could find it in
my heart to bestow it all of your worship.
LEONATO
All thy tediousness on me, ah?
Shakespeare - Much Ado About Nothing, Act 3 Scene 5

And on that note, I will say goodnight.
Why are you trying to make this more than it needs to be ?

Excuse me? You are the one harping on. I am merely answering your points. Or at least I was until it became too tedious.
Listen carefully.
I was asked to post a story which I had written.
I did.
End of story.
I'm sorry to have spoiled your little fantasy of having outed some kind of cheat, but there you go.
I have already apologised for any confusion caused. I see no need to do more.
Don't make the mistake of assuming it's you against us.

Oh, I don't. In fact, not so many people are disgruntled and demanding apologies as you seem to imagine.
All my points were in my post and you chose to debate the least relevant one.

I apologise for missing the second and third least relevant ones.
As for the rest, I reject them.
I said at 3:51 (your time) that I would post a story. At 4:40 I announced that I had done so. Anyone who thinks that I wrote the thing in between needs their head examining.
I really don't believe you deserve an apology even if it wasn't your intention to deceive, the way it reads to me is at the very least mis-leading

You seem to tentatively concede that I wasn't trying to deceive, but at the same time accuse me of being misleading. Does this make sense?
Do you like it here Eric not Derek ?
Minx x x

Love it, thanks.
Maybe the content of the posts is more relevant than the actual timescale.

Then why did you stress the time scale?
This would be so much easier if you just put it all in one post instead of debating individual points all the time.

I answer points as they arrive. It would be so much easier if you all got together and put your points together.
My judgement, if ya wanna call it that, was based on more than one of your posts over a period of time.

Less than an hour.
Thank you for your comments.
seemed to be that you were writing it as a man watching a sexual experience through his wife's eyes

er.. that is the whole point!
the dialogue was also a little wooden

It was meant to be. Because the characters were feeling awkward.
it's not a good enough read (for me) to support your self assumed position as a literary superior to others.

At no point did I assume any such literary superiority. There is a difference between literate and literary, you know.
you going to the Guangzhou munch then?

Could do. When is it? I'd need a bit of notice. It's about an hour away by plane - 10 hours by bus.
i you where invited by a couple or a single female to join the proceedings as a man

If I was asked to join as anything other than a man, I would worry.
Now what about starting a new thread called "Literacy and Swinging" and asking this question that I have carefully phrased for you...

Nah. That's old news now! I think I pretty much got people's opinion on that one.
I am amazed , though, by the rush to apologise for their instant judgements in calling me a plagiarist, by the likes of detective dan up-thread.
I can confirm that he has!
.... and several others too!

And I can confirm that Sgt has read mine!
Now what about one for an abrasive start to your posting life?

Certainly not. Think of all the fun you would have missed had I not asked my original question in the manner I did! smile
In case anyone is in any doubt, I have amended Kaf's profile at

to show that he is me!
I apologise if there has been some confusion, but there was no attempt to deceive.
Is there some rule that says I can't post a story on two sites? I was asked to post a story here last night. Did you expect me to write one immediately?
I've just started reading One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest for my English class, I remember thinking years ago when I first bought it that it couldn't possibly be better than the film but it was

I had the opposite. I read the book before seeing the film and thought the film would be terrible. It is wonderful too. In a different way.
However, I still recommend the book to everyone I know.
There are a couple of specific points I would make if you had finished it, or I knew where you had reached, but I don't want to spoil it.
Do you know anything about the writer? Interesting man!
Thank you for your comments.
When talking in a sexual context one does not I believe come - one cums or climaxes

'Come' is correct in the sexual context! Check a dictionary. "Cum" is slang (and of American origin)
What is meant to be wrong with 'glans'?
I've been reading through the stories and viewing the posts and the quality of the grammer and spelling is fuckin awfull, but I guess that just reflects the wonderfull diversity of life here because as well as the thick fuckers, I have noticed the odd bright person around. Now I welcome thick fuckers, cos we cant all be bright, lets face it, I need someone to empty my bins, but I was just wondering...

That's what I said!
maidinheaven
Thank you. I love you too.
I have now uploaded a story. They are telling me that it won't be posted until it has been approved! Approved for what? I dread to think. Will I be banned for being semi-literate? smile Or for not being ridiculously fantastic?
I await your attacks!
(P.S. I do know of one msitake in the story where I confuse two people and give someone the wrong name. But it is almost 1 a.m. and I need to sleep.)
By the way, who is Derek?

You don't want to know!
Well, thank you everyone for your interest in my question. I really am on the other side of the planet for now, so it is bedtime. I won't tell you who with just yet. I would spoil the story which I will post.
Goodnight. Be cooll.
As I mentioned before I have not given
a clinical demolition of someone's work.

If you disagree, show me where I did this.
people who have been around a lot longer and know far more about how things are

Just read that and consider how arrogant you would be telling me I am, if I had said it!
alspals
thank you. you are right.
it is nice to receive a straight answer instead of the usual cliquish, self satisfied vitriol I've come across so far.
Thank you for your questions.
Why have I joined a site in the UK when I am not in the UK?
I am not in the UK at the moment. I am from the Uk. I will return. Sounding out options seems to make sense to me. Any problem?
You complain that I don't put up. Fair enough. I will. In the next 24 hours. Promise.
Do you usually call people you are amused by " supercilious ill mannered asshole[s}"?
clinical demolition of peoples stories

To clinically demolish peoples' stories I would have to quote from them, cite them, name them, etc. I have done none of this.