Hello, I'm Matt, 40, a muscular, brainy, smiley professional looking for a ridiculous and doomed relationship with a mad woman. If I can't get that, a gentle, no-strings or weirdness discreet relationship built on a good shag and a good laugh is probably second best. Life is really too short to take seriously and if you think so too and have your own mind, legs, arms etc, you'll do for me! Get in touch. M x