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Fahrenheit
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 52
UK
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Quote by Hiro_nakamura
right wonder-pets are you ready to for the ramming procedure ?
erectoman is cooking er i mean warming nicely down the thanks to Fahrenheit
Capt Arolae are you ready to catch any stray squirts?
Someone better warn me before that happens I can't stand squirt shots :scared:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
From what I've heard Captain Areola's big hose is about as much use as a chocolate teapot
Theres only one way to find out darlin :rascal: :twisted:
Is that an offer or a threat :confused2:
It was supposed to be an offer
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:But then you've turned me down once before
I never turn folk down, I just gently ask to be excused :giggle:
just dont excuse yourself over me im not into that sort of thing
Mmm now there's a thought :twisted:
Quote by Captain_areola
From what I've heard Captain Areola's big hose is about as much use as a chocolate teapot
Theres only one way to find out darlin :rascal: :twisted:
Is that an offer or a threat :confused2:
It was supposed to be an offer
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:But then you've turned me down once before
I never turn folk down, I just gently ask to be excused :giggle:
Quote by Buffyvampslayer
mmmmmmnnmmmm now mmnnmmmmmmmm i mmmmmnmmmmm know mmnnmmmmmm what mnmnmnmmmmmmmn muddle mmmmmnmnmnmmmn meant mnmnmmmmmmnm about mmnmmmmmmnm spikey mnmmmmmnmmmmn bits mnmnmmnmmnmnmnmn
Buffy is between waxes :lol2:Should'nt that be muffy is between waxes ???
Yes Buffy's muffy needs sorting:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Shurrup you're getting silly now :laughabove: Quote by Buffyvampslayer
blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then
If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly :twisted: Battles are not won and planets not saved without plenty of preparation :grin:
Please let me help you get wet :rascal:
I'll bring my big hose :twisted:
You have to get me on fire first before using that hose on me :grin:
From what I've heard Captain Areola's big hose is about as much use as a chocolate teapot
Quote by Erectoman
In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
yeah wheres that chicken when you need him
Hehe - I thought I wrote that. You're not what you seem are you....
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Well I was rather distracted whilst having my clitoris saved :grin:
Don't tell me it's saved already - am I too late?
I haven't even got one of me erections out yet!!
:( .
It must've been all the hands, works every time
Quote by Thrud
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted
Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared
Let the quest begin :rascal:Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project
:I'm with you!! Many hands make light work :D
Fahrenheit quivers slightly at the idea of many hands :rascal:
Thrud gets his axe, how many hands do you need?
Hey
I prefer my hands to be attached to their arms thank you Mr all muscle no brains :roll: Quote by Buffyvampslayer
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted
Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared
Let the quest begin :rascal:Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project
:I'm with you!! Many hands make light work :D
Fahrenheit quivers slightly at the idea of many hands :rascal:
Quote by Erectoman
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted
Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared
Let the quest begin :rascal:Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project
:Well I can see I'm not going to have to warm yours - it's already HOT.
In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
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Bubbling nicely as we speak!
Quote by Erectoman
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted
I'm right behind you :twisted:
That was precisely my point about maps :roll:
So am I but I have long stretchy arms.
Has anyone seen my latest erection?
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Yes it's buried in my backside at the moment ffs I'm trying to save a planet here
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted
will the baby oil get us there quicker ?
Without a doubt :twisted:
Quote by Buffyvampslayer
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted
Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared
Let the quest begin :rascal:Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project
: Quote by Hiro_nakamura
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted
I'm right behind you :twisted:
That was precisely my point about maps :roll:
Why? do you have something that might tempt me :twisted:
