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Quote by Memnoch
:idea: when we catch Mem and Sour face, shall we treat em to a back sack n crack wax? just the job i reckon - make em scream good n proper :twisted:
Sounds like a treat. We shall use wax made from thine own melted bones!!
Nonononono it's dog bone wax - haven't ya noticed ya dogs aint barking any more? And ya won't enjoy it ...good at a long slow wax i am
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
:idea: when we catch Mem and Sour face, shall we treat em to a back sack n crack wax? just the job i reckon - make em scream good n proper :twisted:
Give them young shavers the full monty - head to toe :twisted:
ahhhhhhhh tie em down and wax em....bliss...they won't dare set foot in SH Towers tonight. I'm off to bed, Jason will be along shortly to take over guard duty - come join me when he gets here :twisted:
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Bast, grease is better than listening to old Mem and Sore spouting how tuff they are innit.
Cohen, be a good lad and get some nails from the shed will ya, to stick in this grease
I got a better idea for the nails - lets weld them together ( 3 at a time ) and make caltrops :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
good idea (had to look up what they were first tho
) Quote by Arwen_Evenstar
oh no... he carries me off to his dwelling.... (needs a new air wick) What is to become of me???
bollox (tm some bird or other), I was a bit slow there. don't worry Arwen, we''ll save ya. he won't kill ya, just tease ya a little (bet you like that eh :twisted: )
Quote by Memnoch
Worry not about the skin on thy heels alone O doomed damsel. I shall flay thee from head to toe and use thy skin for leather to make me a nice new pair of boots, with pretty little demons etched on the sides and a lovely sort of Destroyer Of Worlds motif on the toecaps. Oh and some sweet little tassles down the front made from your intestines.
Don't they already have those, Manolo Blughnik had some delightful Dwarfskin pumps last season ...
Oh yes, weren't they just divine... errrr... Demonic?
Not as good as the gloves we'll make from the skin of your dogs :shock:
