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Fektart
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
Bisexual Female, 52
0 miles · Carmarthenshire

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just got a G1, (also called the HTC Dream I think)...
Its great.... does everything and the net is really quick on it...
I also have a nokia e71 which is good for email.
Quote by couplefunuk
Sassy opening the washing machine door and it falling off in her hand rotflmao

actually didn't she rip the door off because we mentioned the 'tech' people from a certain shop...
then we had Him -- they know F*** all about bikes
and a third person - I don't see why I have to take my helmet off to buy this....
Anyway big thanks to Sassy and to Easy for arranging a great night.
The company as always is wonderful, although hardly got around to chatting to anyone new... sorry... will try better next time
Quote by duracel
can you put me down too that is unless some one else has plans for me
xxxxxx

nice to see you still in charge in that relationship lol
bolt (just in case the fluffy one sees this)
Can we come as well please Gem? Does Neil need a taxi?
Quote by essex34m
i know when her birthday is.....
and I am sure I can be persuaded to tell.... :twisted: :twisted:

this could get expensive, i know too
What kind of incentives are we talking about here? blink
the kind that are very affordable to you......
the kind that I got at Bolton :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i have no knowledge of this, so am therefore unable to be involved in the bidding
trust me it would be more than worth your while....
Quote by Countess
i know when her birthday is.....
and I am sure I can be persuaded to tell.... :twisted: :twisted:

this could get expensive, i know too
What kind of incentives are we talking about here? blink
the kind that are very affordable to you......
the kind that I got at Bolton :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by essex34m
i know when her birthday is.....
and I am sure I can be persuaded to tell.... :twisted: :twisted:

this could get expensive, i know too
ahh but I also have the web address for a place you can order them from... very nice they look too...
i know when her birthday is.....
and I am sure I can be persuaded to tell.... :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by redpantherman
...I looooove oral and sometimes wish he'd got a cock on his chin to assist, sometimes fingers are just not enough. wink


Well you did ask! :rascal:
and I thought we were mates....
we'll order one but you have to deliver it personally by using your sat nav....
If you set off now you might make it by christmas.... after having been to 4 different countries... and tried giving it to the people across the road :giggle:
so you don't want to come dogging with me then Stormy.... I thought I was special to you sweetheart
:giggle:
Quote by Stormwalker
AAAgggggggggghhhhhhhh!
9 mins to go!

so have you won the bid then?
and sweetie... i think the dogging spot isn't at the end of the road but just over the other side of Mway....well there are always people parked up there at night....
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'd use £1 worth of ink and paper and print off maps of South Wales then send them to all my fave people :twisted:

I don't need a map of South Wales I know the area well enough... we just need an invited innocent
the biggest problem they have is that they treat the pastor as if he was a god. No one ever questions what he says cause he speaks the word of god.
How do you know that if you don't question it...
oh yes and what you shall have no other gods before the lord your god...
Basically from what was shown on the program they are a cult group who have taken their view point to an extreme.
Using the kids to demonstrate is wrong in my opinion. Also the way the church would spend $200K a year on flight to protest at different events (mainly funerals of service men killed in action). Where do they get that money from? what else could that be spent on that would be more giving, and more christian but in my opinion they aren't a christian group as they don't understand certain essential parts of the gospel.... like tolerance and understanding. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" ... but they are racist and non accepting where christianity should be about acceptance and universal love for all.
yes but i don't think that will solve the problem with this 'lady'...
she would just keep asking people to get something out of her pocket... :giggle:
And kinky if you thought she was bad at this event... well you should have seen what she got up to at the last one...
People think she is so sweet and innocent.... its her partner I feel sorry for.... lol
thank you for a great night Jackie and a big thank you to everyone else involved in organising it.
Quote by MikeNorth
Actually Feebee has the dictionary on her side: a posse is more appropriate in Scotland than in England.
dictionary:
pos·se
n.
A group of people summoned by a sheriff to aid in law enforcement.
And there are no longer sheriffs in England, only in Scotland:
In Scotland, a sheriff is an analogous to a judge and sits in a second-tier court, called the Sheriff Court. (Wikipedia)
lol

Mike hate to say this as Fee is going to kill me...
Sheriffs do existing in England and Wales... they come from the old title of Shire Reive who was employed by the king to collect taxes and run a shire on thier behalf.
Today the Sheriff is a policitcal postion and is normally a member of the town council. I believe 19 cities and towns have a Sheriff or High Sheriff. There is even a national assoication for them....
Sorry Fee.....
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Quick Widey, hide under my skirt....she'll never look there! wink
Fee
XX

given half a chance that will be one of the first places she will look.... given half a chance I would help her.... it would have to be a very exhastive exam... we wouldn't want to miss anything now would we.... :twisted: :twisted:
Happy Birthday Sweetie xxxx
hope you are having a great day
see you on Saturday xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by easy
Awwww Happy 60th Fek! kiss
lol

:doh: DAMN!! :doh:
Beat me to it. :lol:
Or maybe great minds think alike. Any guess what I'm thinking of now? Answers by PM please Marya. :twisted: :giggle:

Happy birthday old boy. Oh BTW Countess says she doesn't do Help the Aged. ;) :lol:
get your own thread to Tart in....... its my birthday thread and I will tart if I want to.....
Thank you to everyone for your kind words and thoughts
specially big thank you to Celery for being everything that she is and for sharing her life with me.
big thank you to Minxy and everyone involved in organising yesterday xxxxx
also a big thank you to Minxy for the imports..... :giggle:
lovely to see some great friends and have a good laugh.
Didn't get to meet that many new people so will have to try and catch you all at the next one but those I did meet / chat too were lovely....
Quote by Liaisons
I have a USB drive that I'm very happy with but its a Seagate ready built one from PC W$rld biggrin
Its 160Gbyte, and yes its almost full mad

PC W$rld... arggg don't mention their names to me... overpriced parts...
only 1 ??? I'm on my 2nd ext hard both 300gig cause the first is full.....
I think Wales might do it...
They have nothing to loose and England has everything to loose on the one match.
You know how the Welsh always like to be the underdog and then come out to win against England.. After all to them this is the only match that is important....
Dafodils if you were a girl and Leeks if you were a boy... then spend all day in school eating your leek... and there weren't any competitions about the size of your leek either... :giggle:
anyway everyone please be upstanding to sing....
Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi,
Gwlad beirdd a chantorion, enwogion o fri;
Ei gwrol ryfelwyr, gwladgarwyr tra mâd,
Dros ryddid collasant eu gwaed.
Gwlad, gwlad, pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad.
Tra môr yn fur i'r bur hoff bau,
O bydded i'r hen iaith barhau.
Hen Gymru fynyddig, paradwys y bardd,
Pob dyffryn, pob clogwyn, i'm golwg sydd hardd;
Trwy deimlad gwladgarol, mor swynol yw si
Ei nentydd, afonydd, i mi.
Os treisiodd y gelyn fy ngwlad tan ei droed,
Mae hen iaith y Cymry mor fyw ag erioed,
Ni luddiwyd yr awen gan erchyll law brad,
Na thelyn berseiniol fy ngwlad.
Quote by celestria
Can I have an invite please biggrin And can I book my sofa at Chez Fluffikins as well please lol
bolt

:shock: :shock: :shock: You're going to manage to stay awake that long??
:lol:
:bolt:
now now we all know she makes it as far as the sofa....
but only just
:giggle:
Quote by redangel
Did you hear me complaining???
No
Moaning maybe!!! :twisted:

no thats something I would like to hear...... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by redangel
No, cause it takes them too bloody long!!!
lol rolleyes

and you're complaining about that because?????
Quote by redangel
Hi
Please can I come? I've been to 2 munches, I may even have met you. I can only remember certain parts of those nights!!!
If I didnt, I know people that will vouch for me. Possibly, if I'm very nice to them!!!!

I might be persuaded to vouch for you......
Of course easy might not want to listen to what I have to say...
Countess seeing as you are such a shy newbie... would you like someone to look after you at the munch.... lol :lol:
A big thanks to Vicky and Bazza for another amazing event...
DJ Ally and Carla you guys are great and hope you continue to the music at many many more munches.
Also a big thank you to our hostess for the night thanks for letting us stay xxxx
Quote by celestria
Found one so far (not ones I was thinking, I'll go in and get their prices) but so far found £25 clit hood ring peircing and £30 for vertical bar (I ahve vertical bar and would reccomend it) and tongue £35. Can't believe I am going to pay someone to hurt me! :shock:

Several variations of "stuff on toast" for dinner next week then lol Oooh... hang on... me and the kids are off visiting so I don't need to buy any dinner for us next week :bounce:
Can't believe I'm going to watch you pay someone to hurt you :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I can't til after when I have a selection of phrases for Fluffy to say.... :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by essex34m
:rascal: :rascal: I am more than happy to encourage you and dirtygirlie anytime! wink
rolleyes You didn'y mean that kind of encourgaement did you! lol
Sounds like we three have a sunday date, but I have a funny image of about ten of us going, cos others will want to watch! :lol:

To completely ruin a bit of shakespeare...
When shall we three meet again.... oh yeah Sunday :lol:
Tickle me... you can encourage me anyway you want to :giggle:
Ten??? :shock: :shock: Since when has piercing become a spectator sport??? :giggle:
it must be a spectator sport, if i was there id be watching ;)
what do you mean IF... if Cel is getting it done I am going to watch....
and if it makes tickleme quiet for 5 mins it will be worth it.... bolt
Quote by Shireen
For what ever reason dunno
I am currently looking in to finding a Clinical Hypnotherapist to see if will help Steve give up smoking but wondered if anyone had tried and succeeded in doing it this way :dunno:
Also if anyone in the Wolverhampton area can recommend one we would be more than grateful :lol2: Obviously please do the recommendations in PM wink

Look into my eyes, deep into my eyes, concentrate on my eyes.... and you're under
:giggle: