Hi, we are a happily married attractive couple from near Stafford, looking to make some new sexy friends and have plenty of even sexier fun along the way .

Have been on the scene for a little while now and are looking to explore many more possibilities x x Looking to meet couples just like us (mad ha ha) and selected singles xxx

We are particularly looking to find one or two couples who aren't too far away from us to spark up a friendship and regular playtimes with - if that's you quick get in touch we're drooling already lol XXX

Never meet without seeing face pics and web-camming first so if you ain't got or won't do then sorry, we aren't the couple for you - ooh yes and the pics must be current - you wouldn't believe the number of people who send pics that are years old and think they'll get away with it !!!!! - and if you 'haven't got' a webcam or 'it fell on the floor n broke this morning' - most Tesco's open 24 hours a day and they are !!!!

Also, to clarify, we do not play with halves of couples so please don't keep asking all you guys whose 'partners can write a letter if we don't believe you' or 'are away visiting family / in hospital / got rabies / on the moon etc but you can play alone, only in the daytime and cant give a phone number so she'll never find out'.

Single males, if we want you (and yes we quite often do !!!) - one liners and 'wow can i shag you' will get you binned - make an effort, it's worth it !!!!!

WE CURRENTLY HAVE A 100% FAIL RATE ON SINGLE MALES ON THIS SITE - DO NOT EVEN THINK OF CONTACTING US UNLESS :

1) You have clear recent face and body pics (clothed pics fine) available either on your profile or in private and send us with your email

2) You have a webcam and are prepared to camchat (normal conversation)

3) You are able to send us details of other members you have met along with their profile name in order that we can verify you first

Sorry to the genuine guys on here but sadly the 99% majority of bedroom wanksock cretins are hell-bent on ruining the fun for you - we are sure you will understand and the above will not be a problem xxx